ハイライトは"I want that to matter."

Even the chip in the cover works. How'd you pull that off?

I don't make them. I just sell them.

You son of a bitch.

Freeze! Hands in the air.

FBI! Don't move!

He's all yours.

What?

Don't "What" me. You know what. I gave you specific instructions.

"Sit down, make the deal, get arrested." Three out of three not good enough for you?

I don't remember mentioning anything about follow-up questions or interrogating the suspect before the arrest.

Interrogating the suspect-- What are you-- What, the chip?

The chip.

I was gathering information.

For you or for us?

If I were up to something, you really think I'd do it when you had ears on me?

That's exactly when you'd do it.

I have a feeling this is about more than passports.

Oh, it's about passports. Also about the $2 million that went missing in the last case.

Oh, Dr. Summers might have some insight into its location.

Dr. Summers had a tendency to take bad guys who wanna be good and turn them into worse guys. What exactly happened during your therapy session?

She encouraged me to be the man I really am. I think Lucy told Charlie Brown that and only charged him 5 centes.

And what kind of man might that be, exactly?

We were gonna discuss that at our next session. Now I have to wait 20 years. I think these belong to Jones.

Hey, where'd you get all these?

Confiscated in various busts around the city. Most in the last few weeks.

confiscate 押収する

It's first-rate and identical. These were all made by the same person.

first-rate 一流の

You're sure about that?

Yeah, the eagle's eye. There's a tiny dot in the center of this one and in the one I bought from Ivan. That dot is as good as a fingerprint.

So we're looking at a fairly large forgery operation. You think Ivan's the artist?

No, he says he only sells them, and I believe him. Anyone this good would take credit.

Think this has something to do with the uptick of crime in Little Odessa?

uptick 上昇

I don't believe in coincidences. Ivan's parking tickets. Ten so far this year, and they're all in the exact same spot. I want traffic surveillance video for the past six months on that address.

Already on it.

Really?

Really.

Same spot, day after day. Right in front of the hydrant.

Mm-hmm.

There's plenty of metered parking down the street. Why risk another ticket?

Doris Day parking.

I'm sorry. Doris Day what?

Spot right in front. The kind of parking Doris Day miraculously finds in all her movies.

I never knew you were a fan.

Oh, I love 'em. Place looks abandoned.

Yeah, not a bad spot for a passport forgery operation.

Let's get a warrant and check it out.

The history of cryptography-- oddly cryptic.

Any luck finding out what type of code this is?

Oh, I've ruled out transposition and Caesar shifts. Oh, and Sudoku and Kenken.

Well, in a happy accident, you may have proven the Riemann Hypothesis.

The only thing I've proven is that we need help. I've studied every pattern, every symbol. I can only conclude that it is of alien origin.

I think you're right.

Aha! Finally, you've come around.

I think you're right. We need help.

Oh. Well, I do know a monk in Berlin who dabbles in quantum mechanics.

You think Hagen's using monks?

I think Hagen is using you. And me. The only chance we have of getting a leg up on him is by deciphering the Codex first. Until then--

get a leg up on 先んじる

It's ticking clocks and phone calls. All right, I gotta go. Peter and I are headed to Little Odessa.

I do the talking. We're just here on a routine visit. Nothing more.

Well... doesn't look abandoned. Looks like someone brought it back to life.

Wow. Every time I see ice like this, I'm ten again. Oh, she's good.

Yeah. First Doris Day, now figure skating. It's nice to see your softer side.

Who are you? What do you want?

We just have a few questions for the owner of this building.

Put that away, or you'll get all of us kill.

Hey! This is private facility. You're trespassing.

We just have a few questions.

Questions for Katya, the talk of Little Odessa. Neal Micali, sports agent. I represent some of the world's top athletes. This is Peter Nevins, figure skating coach to the stars.

Peter Nevins, coach? Never heard of you.

Really? You ever heard of Tara Lipinski? Or Michelle Kwan? They would be ushers at the ice capades if it weren't for this man.

usher 案内役

Oh yes. He's just... He's just... I simply help them harness their own natural talents.

Sorry to be wasting your time, but Katya has no interest in competing. Thank you for your interest. Now, if you'll excuse us...

It's not a problem. We got another 20 girls to see by the end of the week, so...

27,

Is it 27 now?

It's 27.

Listen... you're talented. Very talented. Don't give up on your dream. Sorry we wasted your time and ours.

Wait. This is not the right time. But don't choose another girl yet. Here.

We'll be in touch.

Figure skating coach?

What? You've been skating since you were a junior G-man.

But that was hockey. We're talking body checks, not twirls.

Oh, come on. It's a good cover.

I don't need a cover. I could go in there with a tac team and turn that place upside down.

Yeah, you could if you wanted to scare off the guys we're really after. Just admit it-- best way into this case is on skates. You got a ticket.

Come on, this is for your bio, not a mug shot. Come on.

Oh, you're kill me. I don't have time for this. I've got ASAC work. I can't play dress-up.

Just smile.

Rebecca? From the Gershon Museum.

Neal, from the FBI.

Hey.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm, uh... terrible. The museum world, it's really small. I can't get another job.

I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?

You? No. You've done enough.

Whoa. Wha--

I've been thinking about that day that I lost my key card, and you're the last person that I remember having it with.

What, you don't think I stole it, do you? Why would I steal your key card? I had full access to the museum.

Nothing about that day makes sense. I'm just here to get some answers and... I was hoping to get a letter from Agent Burke stating my complete innocence. There he is.

Uh, yeah, that's-- that's a really bad idea. He is swamped on a new case right now and just not in a giving mood. Anyway, he wasn't even in charge of the Gershon investigation.

swamp 押し寄せる

Then who was?

That would be Agent Gruetzner. Art Crimes. He's not at these offices.

So where do I find this Agent...

Gruetzner?

Gruetzner.

Uh, he is in the field today. But I could set something up for tomorrow.

All right.

All right?

Tomorrow.

Okay.

Let me give you my number. You can text me the address.

We're the FBI. We have your number.

Ha.

I'll get you that letter.

What's the story?

Sergei Turgenev. Our smooth-talking friend from the ice rink. Got that from a friend at FAPSI. That's Russian intelligence.

smooth-talking 口のうまい

Russian intelligence. Yeah, this is the Crime And Punishment of rap sheets.

And this guy... is worse. That's Sergei's cousin Nikolai. Wanted for murder in Russia. Money laundering, drug trafficking, arms trafficking, human trafficking.

Basically, any kind of trafficking.

Yeah.

Nobody knew he was in the country until now.

We don't give visas to criminals, so either he snuck in on a tuna boat...

Or he flew here first-class using one of Sergei's passports.

Question is... if Sergei can bring Nikolai in here without us knowing, who else is he planning to import?

If I had known about this, you could be playing hockey with Sergei instead of learning the difference between a lutz and a salchow.

All right, don't you worry about me.

You just focus on becoming a top sports agent.

Con men taking 10%? I think I can handle it.

Ah.

Okay, let me get this straight. You need to become an expert figure skating coach in a day?

No, I just need to look the part and learn enough to pass muster. So... what can you tell me?

muster 厳しい審査

Me?

Yeah.

You want me to coach you to become a coach?

Yeah. Honey, you have watched enough figure skating to do color commentary on the next world championship.

Yeah, that's what we call an armchair expert. Honey, that is a world away from actually doing it. You remember-- first time I was on the ice, it was our second date.

Hmm. How could I forget?

You were supposed to teach me.

Well, how could I? You were sprawled out on the ice like Bambi... and looking just as adorable.

sprawl out on 大の字になる

Good save. All right, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna start with the basics. Then we're gonna move to Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan, hopefully by midnight.

Uh-huh, and then one day, I will finally teach you how to skate.

Oh, no, you're gonna teach me how to skate as soon as this case is over.

How do I look?

Like an FBI accountant.

Agent Gruetzner's conservative attire is just an attempt to disguise his subversive and bohemian proclivities.

subversive 破壊的な proclivity 傾向

Ah, don't overplay this, Moz. It is not dinner theatre. You just need to answer a few simple questions.

I'm a master improviser. I will be the perfect exigent supervisor.

improviser 即興演奏家 exigent 差し迫った

That sounds familiar.

Yeah, it's not the first time the suit's gotten under my skin.

get under someone's skin 気に障る

I just heard from the exigent supervisor. Looks like Sergei wants to meet at a vodka bar tomorrow, and that's a problem. I need to be in Little Odessa at the same time I promised Rebecca a meeting with you.

You say problem, I say opportunity. You'll be off leash. You can slip away, and big brother will be none the wiser.

none the wiser 相変わらずわからない

True. Do we have an office yet?

Yeah, and it's not far. Dr. Gravich, my former chiropractor and hero to ambulance chasers everywhere takes his entire staff out to lunch from 1:00 until 2:00 every day.

A chiropractor's office?

With some posters and sundry accoutrements, it'll look the part.

sundry 様々な accouterment 装飾

And to keep her from asking too many questions, we can show her the Codex.

She is a Mosconi expert.

That's why she started working at the museum.

Until you got her fired.

Maybe she'll forgive us if we give her a little peek at our chapter.

So you can reward her for your misdeed by having her reward us with her information.

misdeed 悪事

Hello?

Oh! Here comes one of our accoutrements now. Say hello to the Art Crimes Division's comely receptionist.

comely 魅力的な

FBI. May I help you?

All right.