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Marshall: Sandwiches make me hungry.
Ted: Truth. Hey. I have a question.
Marshall: Yeah?
Ted: What did Barney mean when he said "calzone"?
Marshall: Okay, I'll tell you. One time Barney saw me drop a calzone on the sidewalk, pick it up, and then keep eating it. It feels so good to finally say that out loud. I...
Ted: Dude. Listen to me. You have nothing to be ashamed of. That calzone sounds amazing.
Lily: Guys, I found this on the floor.
Ted: Oh, my God. Scooby ate the whole tray. Wait. Where is he, anyway?
Lily: Scooby got out!
Nora: Here we are. I had a really great time tonight.
Barney: Yeah, me, too.
Nora: Do you want to come upstairs?
Barney: I'd love to. There's just one little thing, and it probably doesn't matter, but... I don't want to get married. I've been saying that all night just to get in your pants.
Barney: Can you believe...
Lily: Oh, my God! I found Scooby's wallet.
Marshall: Oh, no! That means the poor guy's out there with no identification.
Ted: Robin! Hey. Hey, um, remember Scooby? Uh, well, he got out.
Robin: "Got out"? What do you mean?
Ted: He just walked out of the apartment. Someone must've left the door open.
Marshall: It wasn't me.
Lily: Me neither. He must've figured out how to open it himself.
Ted: He's so smart. We should get him on Letterman doing tricks.
Marshall: I know Paul Schaffer's sandwich guy. This could happen.
Robin: Guys. Get yourselves together and start looking for Scooby. I'm on my way home.
Ted: Wait wait! Robin. Can you pick up some calzones?
Barney: Wait... Nora, wait. Wait. I'm sorry I misled you.
Nora: Misled? You lied to me! You had your friends lie to me!
Barney: I was on the spot. This is your fault.
Nora: My fault?
Barney: Yeah, with the whole "I want to get married" thing. You can't just tell someone exactly what you want out of a relationship. This... isn't England.
Nora: Good-bye, Barney.
Ted: Great idea.
Marshall: No, great idea!
Lily: Okay. If you were new in town and had just ingested an eighth of sandwich, where would you go?
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Marshall: Of course. Back to the pizza place!
Ted: Yeah! Maybe that's where Scooby went.
Marshall: Who's Scooby?
Robin: Hey, have you seen Scooby?
Barney: Uh, yeah. Isn't that him taking a leak on that fire hydrant?
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Marshall: Scooby!
Nate: Oh, hey! It's my friends!
The cardiologist: And that explains 12:51 a.m. Okay. None of this suggests a systemic issue. Your heart's fine. With a healthy diet, you can live a long and happy life. If nobody stabs you.
Lily: Day's not over.
Barney: Okay. Lily, I'm sorry that I lied about wanting to settle down.
Lily: No, that wasn't the lie. The lie was when you told Nora you were lying. Because you weren't. You want that stuff, Barney, I know you do.
Barney: Okay. Maybe, eventually, I could settle down. 50 years from now, if I have like a Hefner thing going on with some really hot twins. But those twins won't even be born for another... 32 years. I mean... Nora's great. She's wonderful. But...
Lily: What time was your dinner reservation?
Barney: Last night? 8:30.
Lily: What did his heart do at 8:30?
The cardiologist: It... literally skipped a beat.
Lily: Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it.
Barney: I lied.
Nora: Barney.
Barney: When I said I lied, that was a lie, and I'm sorry.
Nora: I'm confused.
Barney: So am I. This, all of this, this is totally new to me, but I know it's what I want. I want to be confused. With you.
Nora: Mom, Dad... this is Barney.
Barney: Hi. I'm Barney. Great to meet you. Hey, you want to see a magic trick?