ハイライトは"to make a long story short"

Kids, in the fall of 2008, Your aunt Robin was unemployed and a little bit adrift, So she valued her friendship with Lily more than ever.

Hey, so I hear Marshall has to work late on Friday.You know what that means-- ladies' night.

Oh, actually one of the teachers at my school, Jillian is having a birthday party.

Oh.Okay.

What?

It's just I've never even heard of this Jillian person before and suddenly she's, like, your best friend.You can't shut up about her.

Don't be jealous.You and I hang out all the time.

Yeah, but Marshall's always there.We don't get a lot of quality time to talk, Just the two of us.

That's not true.

So that's when the story gets really good.So, we go to the, uh hey...place.And then that Guy asks about that thing with the stuff That I told you about at that place that time.Long story short-- Events transpired.

to make a long story short 手短に言えば transpire 発生する

Oh, my god.You and the guy from the mayor's office Did it in the un building under the desk Of the ambassador from zaire? Nice.

I just wish we could have some girl time.I love Marshall, but he's always talk-blocking me.

So come out with me and Jillian then.

Okay, but I don't want to stay out too late because Remember that, um, thing Last month after I went to the place? Well, you know who said it's fine, But she gave me some stuff.

You still got that yeast infection, huh?

yeast infection イースト菌感染症

Marshall, I want you to enjoy this moment.

What moment?

The last moment of you and I being even slightly In competition for the title of Ted's best friend.

Marshall's my best friend.

Exactly.it's a tie.But all of that is about to change.Ted, am I correct that you are an architect?

My best friend would really know that, but go on.

And what are you currently designing?

Actually, we're renovating the New York public library.

Wow, Ted, that's huge!

No, not the New York public library.It's the new public library in york, north dakota.Their books are in 2 sections Fishin' and non-fishin'.

Then I think you are going to really like What happened at work today.

And so, while those bribes Did destabilize the regime and caused the death Of most of the royal family, It did lead to looser banking regulations in rangoon.So yay us.Okay, last order of business.It's been decided we're going to move forward With plans for goliath national bank's New downtown headquarters.

bribe 賄賂 destabilize 不安定にする regime 政治体制

Who's gonna design it?

Was my first question.

Who's gonna design it?

We've already approached one firm about it.This swedish architecture collective called sven.

Sven? Sven?!

Sven was this swedish architecture collective Revered for their bold, innovative designs.I hated those guys.

I hate those guys.Swedish architecture collective.

Lame.

Pretentious.

Pretentious うぬぼれた

We're not a company.We're a collective.

I know.We are swedish. We are so cool with our baguettes And our eiffel tower.

Dude, sweden's not france.you know that, right?

Oh, it's france.So anyway, I say to Bilson.

Bilson, with all due respect.

No, I stand up, and I say to Bilson

Bilson, with all due respect.

Music.Imagine patriotic music playing.

patriotic 愛国心の強い

Bilson, with all due respect, It would be terrible If a job that could go To a hard-working american Architecture firm went to a bunch of french guys.Where is our patriotism? Our sense of country? Our love of all that is...

Look, Stinson, No one hates every other country in the world as much as I do, But you better have a point.

I do.I know a fantastic American architect who would be perfect for the job.Ted Mosby.

So, all you gotta do is come in, pitch your design, I get the board to approve it, and the job is yours.

Do you realize what a hero I would be If I brought this project to my firm?

And that's not even the best part. All three of us are gonna be working together.

Ted can be on the conference call.

He can totally be on the conference call.

What's the conference call?

The way it works is, one of us will duck Into the other's office and say...

Marshall, the conference call's about to start.

I'm sorry, guys, I gotta go.

And then we go up to the roof of the building And drink beer.

This is awesome.Drinking at work.

We're basically mad men.

We are! we're such mad men!

I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass.

smack ぴしゃりと打つ

That's totally what they would do on that show.

What show?

And then, we throw crumpled up beer cans at pigeons.

I don't do that.

I totally want to do that.

Well, I am gonna make that happen.

Seriously, Barney, After everything I went through with Stella, Getting me this opportunity... It really means a lot.

It really did.you see, kids, When I became an architect, I had one dream-- To contribute a building to the skyline of new york city.I wanted to be able to point to one of those buildings And say, see that one? that one right there? That's mine.This job was my opportunity to do just that.

Wow, your friend's having her birthday here? What's she turning, 19?

No, believe me, this isn't her scene.She probably just didn't know what kind of place this was.

Lily! over here, You sexy bitch! We've got bottle service!

At school, she's so quiet and normal. I had no idea she's She's a woo girl.

What's a woo girl? Let me explain.A woo girl is a type of young woman, Who, like the cuckoo bird or the whip-poor-will, Gets her name from the signature sound she makes.Now, a woo can be elicited in many different ways.From a certain song coming on the jukebox.

elicit 引き起こす

Oh, my god, this song is totally about me.

to half-priced shots.From a ride on a mechanical bull to, well, pretty much anything.

Oh, my god, I was worried that I didn't feed the cat, But then I remembered that I did.

I swear, at school jillian seems so un-woo-y.

Yeah, she doesn't look wooish.Maybe she only observes The high holidays, like mardi gras and spring break.Maybe she's just a cultural woo.