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Barney, these costumes are ridiculous.Plus, the Amazon Warrior Princess armor gave me a rash.
rash 発疹
Cards on the table, you weren't the first lady to wear that in here.But it conveyed power.And so will this.What I need you to do now is break these 15 bricks with your forehead.
convey 伝える
What? But you didn't do a damn thing in your video.You just stood near a horse and sat on a motorcycle.
That's because I'm a man.You're a woman.The assumption is that you can't do anything.But you have to prove society wrong.
assumption 決めてかかること
I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
Robin, it's not 1950 anymore.Yes, you can.
I'm out of here.
What? Why?
None of this is going to help me get a job.I'm about to get kicked out of the country.I know what I have to do.
Is this where the Lottery Girl auditions are?
Yeah, right here.
So, your Aunt Robin had reached her low point.She was auditioning to be the Lottery Girl.
low point 最悪の状態
And tonight's Lotto numbers are
Hold it.Say the line before you press the button.
It builds the suspense.
It builds the suspense.
Okay.And tonight's Lotto numbers are seventeen
Stop her.
Hold it.
Why did she say it like that? It's like she's not even happy about the 17 coming up.She seems mean.
Yeah, she seems super-mean.Can you take another run at "17" for us?
Seventeen.
Okay, I don't even understand what she's doing.
Let me try something.Try being a little more wry.
Wry ちゃかした
Wry? About the number 17?
Wry, with a little bit of a ...
Twinkle.
Twinkle.
Seventeen.
That was great!
Hey, Marsh, I got you a light beer.I know how you dancers are always counting calories.
It's not funny, all right? The doctor says if it gets any worse, I might need surgery.
Vaginal rejuvenation surgery?
rejuvenation 若返り
You know who didn't do a lot of operating on vaginas in college?
Who?
Dr.X.
He did just fine!
You know what? Both of you geniuses need to take that weak-ass crap off your resumes.I mean, you are not Dr.X anymore, and you cannot dunk anymore.Let it go.
So Marshall and I are the only people at this table with "weak-ass crap" on their resumes?
What are you implying?
imply ほのめかす
I don't know! Does the date July 4, 1995 mean anything to you?
You son of a bitch.
Time! And the new champion, with 29 hot dogs, Lily "The Belly" Aldrin.
How is that relevant to teaching kindergarten?
relevant 関連のある
It teaches kids that I can eat a lot of hot dogs very quickly.
Yeah, but you can't do it anymore!
You can't dunk anymore, Ladyhips!
How dare you! These hips can
How dare you はぁああああああああ！？
Guys, guys!
I didn't even get the Lotto Girl gig.I have to move back to Canada.
I can't believe this.
I remember the night before I moved down here.They threw a going-away party for me.They gave me a camera so I could take pictures and send them home.And everyone was so sure I was gonna be such a big success.I'm really gonna miss you guys.
What happened?
Robin has to move back to Canada.
Oh, my God.How awful.I mean, for one thing it's gonna be a really long commute.
commute 通勤
What do you mean?
I finished your video resume on my own.Messengered it to every station in the city.A guy from Channel Eight called.He loved you.He wanted you to come in and audition.
Oh, my God!
I told him no.Robin Scherbatsky doesn't audition.He gives you the job or nothing.
So I got the job?
No.He cursed me out and hung up.But then Channel 12 called.They also loved you.They offered you a job hosting their new morning talk show.
curse を罵る
Barney, that's amazing!
I told them to shove it.
shove 推し進める
Dude!
Which only made them want you more.So, they jacked up their offer by ten percent.Congratulations, Miss Scherbatsky.It looks like you're gonna have to stay.
You're not about to dance, are you?
Oh, no, I'm good.I'll do it later.
How did you pull this off?
I am the master of the possimpible.
You really are.Thank you.
So, thanks to your Uncle Barney, we got to keep your Aunt Robin.And the rest of us decided it was time to let some things go.Well, except for Lily.
And time!
What's the count?
Thirty-three!
Why is no one coming to my Happenings?