Narator: It was a quiet November afternoon in 2007. I was working from home because, you know, no distractions.
Barney: This is incredible, I have big news.
Marshall: Oh my God. I can't believe...
Barney: My thing's pretty huge, fine, but you go first.
Marshall: OK, I just got ...
Barney: I found a porno starring Ted Mosby.
Ted: What are you talking about?
Barney: I'm talking about "Welcome to the Sex Plane," and look who plays the navigator. Ted Mosby.
Ted: Oh, it's the same exact spelling as my name.
Marshall: OK, you know, cute coincidence, Barney, whatever. I just got off the phone with the ...
coincidence 一致 get off the phone with からの電話を切る
Ted: Oh my God, this totally explains the thing at my doctor's the other day.
Doctor: Open wide.
Doctor: I guess you're more used to saying that than hearing it, huh, Ted Mosby?
Ted: Who is this guy? And why is my doctor watching porn?
Barney: All right, let's meet your new doppelganger, or should I say "doppelbanger?" Hey-oh.
Marshall: Guys, guys, guys, can I tell you my news? It's pretty...
Ted: This is really bizarre. The only other famous Mosby I know is a Confederate general during the Civil War.
bizarre 奇妙な confederate 連合する civil 市民の
Barney: Probably not the same guy.
Marshall: I got the job at the NRDC
Ted: You got the job!
Narator: The NRDC or Natural Resources Defense Council, fought to preserve America's clean water, fresh air, and pristine wilderness. It was Marshall's dream job.
council 評議会 pristine 原始の
Ted: Congrats buddy.
Marshall: Thanks. It's kinda weird hugging with porn on.
Ted: Yeah, really is.
Barney: Hey. Hey-oh. New guy entering the cockpit, could it be the navigator, Ted Mosby?
Ted: Uh, no, no. Navigator's have three stripes on their hats. Captain's have four. That guy's a captain.
Barney: Yeah, and I'm sure complete accuracy in all those details was very important to the directors, Dirt and Skank, the Raunch brothers.
Marshall: Baby, I have some exciting news.
Lily: I hope it's not that you just won some sort of race here.
Marshall: I got the job at the NRDC.
Barney: And I got porno starring Ted Mosby.
Lily: Oh my God, that's amazing.
Barney: I know, right?
Robin: Congratulations, Marshall.
Barney: Congratulations to us all.
Lily: Let's go celebrate.
Barney: The fact that I found a porno starring a guy named Ted Mosy? Let's do it.
Robin: Huh, is that him? 'Cause that Ted Mosby really knows what he's doing.
Ted: No, that's not him. What do you mean, "that" Ted Mosby really knows what he's doing?
Robin: No, I meant, that Ted Mosby, he really knows what he's doing, like all Ted Mosby's. Wow, NRDC, way to go, Marshall.
Lily: But you're still gonna go to your job interview today, right, baby?
Narator: Marshall's interview was with a firm called Nicholson, Hewitt and West. They represented, well, pretty much everybody Marshall was going to sue once he started at the NRDC.
Marshall: I'm not doing that interview. Those people are evil.
Lily: Marshall, your dad went to a lot of trouble to set this up. You can't just pull out at the last second.
pull out 手を引く
Robin: Apparently you can.
Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted, guy in a hat, three stripes. Ladies and gentleman, I give you Ted Mosby, porn star.
Robin: I know what kind of plane this is. It's a "boing."
Barney: See, this is way better than Marshall's internship.
Marshall: It's a real job.
Ted: Who is this guy? Are we related? Do I look like him?
Marshall: It's hard to tell. Go like this.
Barney: Oh yeah, a little bit. Around the eyes.
Wendy: And here's your water, in case you're dehydrated, Ted Mosby.
Ted: Very funny, Wendy, now we know you watch porn.
Ted: This Ted Mosby must be getting kinda famous.
Barney: You're not wrong. According to the website of the far superior Ted Mosby, he's been in the business three months and he's made 125 movies.
Robin: Wow, that's 42 movies a month. Who is he, Jude Law? Right? He makes a lot of movies. I mean, not so much lately, but maybe like two years ago, you couldn't go to a movie without...
Ted: Sh, sh.
Barney: Oh, hey. Check it out. Ted Mosby did an interview in Adult Video Weekly.
Ted: Adult video weekly. Oh no.
Larry: Hi, I'm looking for Ted Mosby. It's Larry Ross from AVW.
Ted: My God, AVW.
Ted: It's Architecture Vision Weekly.
Ted: Wow, I've been reading your magazine since I was a little kid.
Larry: Oh, that's a bummer. Anyway, I'm calling to interview you about your latest project.
Ted: Well, I don't want to say it's my project. I mean, I'll be working with at least three partners.
Larry: Oh, group scene, always fun.
Ted: I'm really looking forward to it. I mean, I know they're gonna ride me pretty hard, but they're great guys.
Larry: Guys. Whoa-ho, that's a scoop.
Ted: That interview went on for twenty minutes.
Lily: This project is so demanding, I can't tell you how many nights I spent bent over a table.
Lily: Oh, hey, baby, how did the interview go?
Marshall: Um, interesting. There I am in the office of Jefferson Coatsworth, and I figure I'm not gonna take this job anyway, I might as well give this old bastard a piece of my mind. Jefferson Coatsworth wasn't what I expected.
might as well の方がましだ。 give someone a piece of one's mind 遠慮なしに言う