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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Augie.Jayden.Dylan.Girl Dylan.
Hey, Ted.
Hey.Where's Marvin? Does Coach Amber have him warming up in the Jacooz? Sorry again.
Aw, hey, buddy, listen, we wanted to talk to you about how you've kind of been overdoing it with Marvin.
I haven't been overdoing it.
Ted, we're in a baby swim class, and clearly you've done something extreme to get the naming rights to that lollipop bin.
But I-I think that we've figured out what's going on with you.See, after we let you go
What is this?
Marvin's Book of Firsts?
Ted took Marvin to see Santa?! Oh, I am gonna take this book and I'm gonna shove it so far up his
The point is, it made us remember another scrapbook you made.
That project really was your baby, and now it's over, and you're scared to move on.
I poured my blood, sweat and tears into that building.Though, to be fair, a lot of that happened the day I accidentally fell down the elevator shaft.The point is, it's just really hard to let go.Especially when that building's my biggest accomplishment.I mean, maybe if I was where you guys are at in life, with all you have to be proud of
We get it, okay? You're always gonna be Uncle Ted.But if Marvin can't be your next project, you need one of your own, and so we rescheduled your meeting with that headhunter.He's over there.
Which one is he? Thanks, guys.Marvin and I are lucky you're our parents.
Aw.Oh, hey, Ted? It's kind of a big, professional meeting-- you might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt.
Yeah.I'll just give it to one of these kids.
Oh, buddy.
What?
You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children-- don't offer 'em candy.
I can't believe Barney went home with Brandi.I should have asked you to do that play with me.
Well, it's too late now, isn't it?
There he is.Straddle me.Start grinding.Nothing's off-limits.
straddle 跨る
So, last night Brandi and I got to the WWN studios, and my high-pressure system was ready to slam into her warm front.
slam into ぶつかる warm front 温暖前線
The studio's unlocked, the weather map's up-- ready to do it in 17 different states at once?
Um, actually I don't think I want that.I'm sorry.I'm-I'm I'm gonna go.
Wait, you didn't sleep with her?
Nope.I spent the night thinking about how everything I've done since Quinn and I broke up has been a cry for help.Dressing a dog up like me, hooking up with all those nannies
Brobibs?
No, those are solid.
I still want in.
And I realized that I'm searching, searching for what I really want in life, and you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.
Wow.Barney
But I'm going to figure it out.I have to.Good night, guys.
God, I feel awful.Barney is going through something big, and I've been obsessing about one stupid final hookup to get him out of my system.He needs space and time to figure things out.And I have to give it to him.
Robin? What are you doing here?
It's okay if you don't know what you want in life as long as you know what you want tonight.
Well I do know what I want.
Hi, Robin!
Nobody asked you here, Patrice!
Actually, I did.Last night.
Let me go see if the studio's open.
All right.
Oh, hi, Barney.I'm working late.What are you doing here?
I'm I don't know what I'm doing here.
Barney I don't know you that well, but are you okay?
Yeah.What do you mean?
Well, whenever I see someone unhappy, I get the urge to give them cookies, and I really want to give you cookies right now.Cookie?
urge 衝動
Lame.No, thanks.
You sure? They're heart-shaped.Sorry, a couple of them are broken.
I know how they feel.I'd love one.
After that, I sent Brandi packing, and Patrice and I talked all night.We're kind of on a date right now.But if you'd like to throw on some clothes and join us for Crazy Eights
throw on 急いで服を着る
I can deal you in! My deck has puppies on it! Arf-arf!
deck トランプの一組
Um I got to go.
Look, I still feel bad I went too far with all the Marvin firsts-- the Santa thing, especially.I mean, I should've known.Are you sure you guys forgive me?
Absolutely.Don't worry, no grudges.
grudge 恨み
Great.Next round's on me.
Coming, honey! Okay, you guys have all the numbers-- my cell, the restaurant, Center for Disease Control?
She's with her Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall.
Nothing's gonna happen.
You're right.You're totally right.Okay Bye, sweetie.Here, you
Get out of here, ya crazy.
Would you get out of here already.
Who's ready to meet Santa?