Boy
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Whoa.If Lily and Marshall want me to click on it, maybe Janet really does have a deep, dark secret.
What's going on?
I'm a prostitute.You didn't think I was actually into you, did you?
Sort of.
Get it together, Mosby.
Oh.You don't buy beer, you rent it.Am I right?
This is the men's room.
I know.I'm a dude.
Listen, there's something you should know.I lied.I only kind of liked Annie Hall.
I gots to know!
Sweet mother of God.
Hey.Ted, are you okay? You look freaked out.
I'm not freaked out.
I was freaked out.Why? 'Cause I had just discovered that Janet McIntyre was amazing! And just like that, the wall went up.
Okay, he looked at Janet McIntyre's Internet extravaganza.Here's the other half of the card.
extravaganza 華やかな祭典
Wait.Should we do this? I
I don't know.I mean, my soul says no, but these hideous yellow walls scream yes.
hideous おぞましい
Should I just stop, or?
Sweet mother of God! A dog in Ottawa ran all the way to Saskatoon! What? We figured out the Janet thing.I'm catching up on Canada.
You're with me on this, right? Otherwise, I can go down, and I can get the card.
Absolutely.
Oh, thank you.
And so the gender remained a secret, but Janet McIntyre's life no longer was.There was only one problem.
Ted, what's going on?
Nothing.Did I mention that I'm the youngest architect in New York history to have a skyscraper built?
Oh.
So, I'm not quite as far beneath you as you might think.
beneath より身分がより低くて
Why would I think that?
No reason, but this one time in sixth grade, I saw a raccoon trapped in a gutter, and I told my dad, and the firemen came and got it out, so it's not like I pulled a baby from a creek or anything, but at least I didn't ignore it and keep lighting bugs on fire with my magnifying glass.
creek 小川 magnifying glass 虫眼鏡
We had one promise, and you broke it.
What are you talking about?
You looked me up, and now you find me intimidating.
intimidating おびえさせるような
Why-Why would I find you intimidating, okay? It's not like I donated a kidney, but I donated blood once, although I wound up fainting, and they had to put it all back in.
fainting 失神
I was so excited about this.But now you're just a blubbering idiot like the rest of them.
No, I ain't! I mean, no, I never do that thing you says.
Oh, god.
What I mean is, you gooder than me no make difference!
And that's that.I wish to God I'd never clicked on that link.
I'm sorry, Ted.We were just trying to help.
I said it was meddling and manipulative, but Kevin insisted we butt in.
meddling おせっかいな manipulative 思いどおりに操る butt in 干渉する
No, it's my fault.I never should have looked.In the battle of mystery versus history, it's best not to know.
Lily Pad?
What? We're having a boy.
We're having a boy.
We're having a boy!
You're having a boy!
We're having a we're having a boy.
We're having a boy.
We're having a boy.
I'll go buy some blue paint.
It needs sharpening.
You see? I told you three days would go by in no time.Phineas, take us up! Well, in case you were wondering, it rained the entire time I was in the Caribbean.Thank you for asking.