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Our apartment is so crowded these days, I don't get a minute to myself! I have a key to Barney's apartment, he has a kick-ass couch, and he DVR's all the Real Housewives shows, including the reunion specials.What are you doing here?

I came to get The Playbook so I could show Patrice who Barney really is.

Why can't you just let them be happy?

Because they're not really happy, Lily!

Patrice, can you grab my computer from the bedroom? I want to change my Facebook status to happy!

You shouldn't have that.

You're right.What?

Where is Ted?

My label maker!

No!

I'm never coming out!

You know, Marshall, you've been in there for a while now.And I couldn't help but notice you chugged that Super Big Gulp.

chug ˆę‹Cˆů‚Ý

It's not gonna work, Mickey.My bladder's as big as your betrayal!

I see.So it's not gonna bother you to think about leaky faucets or open hydrants, or rushing rivers, or Oh, God, I got to pee.

leaky ˜R‚ę‚₡‚˘ faucets ŽÖŒű hydrant Á‰Îđ rushing river —Ź‚ę‚Ě‘‚˘ě

What is this?

Where did you find that?

I didn't want to believe that this existed, but is this The Playbook?

Let's see him lie his way out of this one.

Yes, it is.These are all the tricks I used to get women to sleep with me.

What do you mean, tricks?

Like The Two-Can-Play-at-That Game.

Can I help you?

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but my wife is having an affair with your husband.I even found a list of every dirty way they've enjoyed each others' bodies.I wish there was some way we could get back at them.

There is.

We can kill them.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this

You're not who I thought you were.

Patrice, I

I need some air.

I Come on, Patrice, you You have got to be kidding me.

Wait.Is that my mini-cooler?!

Not now, Ted.Let's go!

Patrice, I have done some sleazy stuff to seduce women, but I want to be a better person.You make me want to be a better person.

sleazy •s^–Ę–Ú‚Č

I can't be with a man who has a playbook.

I understand.

Whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Is that my garbage can?!

I knew you were a keeper.Oh.

keeper •Ű—L‚ˇ‚鉿’l‚Ě‚ ‚镨

I should go explain this to the super.Hey, come with.There's a small chance Jon Bon Jovi's down in the lobby.

You Give Love a Bad Name is the first track on my Get Psyched mix!

Mine, too!

You still don't believe those two are for real?

I'll take that.The Ted Mosby Store is officially closed.What spilled in here?

Breast milk.

Seriously, I give and give, and all I ask back is a little bit of respect.

Okay, so tonight got weird.

You have no idea.My mom's apparently ready to get back out there.

Marshall, she told me all about it, and I was happy to help.

You helped?! Why?

I know it's hard to think of your mom as a woman with needs, but you have to let her get out there and rediscover her sexuality with someone special.

Oh, you don't know.

No, uh, Marshall, I do know.You just think it's gross because it's your parent.But you know what? It's beautiful.

My mom and your dad are humping.

I think you should be happy for them.

What? Why? What is good about this?

Well, first of all, respect to Mickey.Your mom's a piece.She's no Ted's mom, but she's a piece.And secondly, I mean, it's nice that they found each other.Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong.Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?

fall for D‚Ť‚É‚Č‚é

I guess none of us thought of it that way.

Next round's on me.

Wow.

I know.

Barney's lost it.He needs an intervention.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh Robin, after everything we've seen, do you still think Barney's faking this?

No, but we have to stop it.Barney is not Barney anymore.

Well, people change.

But not this fast and this drastically.This is a cry for help, okay? If I was out of control, I would want you guys to help me.So, what do you say? Intervention?

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Intervention.

Oh, good.You're all here.Um, when Barney shows up, it's important for him not to feel ganged up on, so, let's start with, um, We love you, and we're worried about you.

gang up on W’c‚ōUŒ‚‚ˇ‚é

We love you, and we're worried about you.

Oh.Great.But you know, with less pity in your eyes.

pity —÷‚Ý

Sweetie, sit down.

Uh, no.Only the person getting the intervention sits down.

Yeah.

Oh.Please tell me this is about my drinking.Damn it.

So, we, um we just wanted to say that we're sorry for the way that we acted when we found out about you two.

Your happiness is what is most important, so, if you two want to date, it's okay by us.

Who said anything about dating?

This is just about sex.

We're family with benefits.

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