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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Okay, don't use the letter E. Don't use the letter E. Hey. Damn it.
Hi. I... am... Barney. Damn it! There's an E in my name!
Hi. My word for... this guy is Barno. Barno. You look... not ugly. Your... dial thing... is what?
Do you want to just go back to my place?
Yes. Damn it!
I want to buy you a drink. But first, what do I call you?
Elaine Edelstein.
How about I just call you... tomorrow? Your digits, m'lady?
Seriously, guys, you're gonna have to try harder than that.
Challenge accepted.
Excuse me, hi. I'm Ryan Gosling's personal assistant. He saw you as you were walking in, and he sent me over to tell you to wait here. Be cool. This is real, okay? But listen, Ryan is super shy. I know. Which means that if he comes in here and he sees you talking to some other guy, he's gonna turn right around and leave. Nod if you understand.
Redhead at the bar.
Challenge accepted.
Hey, there.
Get away from me!
It's like you're trying to lose, Eddie!
Hey, Eddie, last time I saw this many turnovers was at a bakery.
Oh!
So are you doing this or what?
No. And for the record, if I were gonna do it, I wouldn't just be, like, Hey, we should get back together. Amateur hour. Here's how you do it.
Amateur hour 無能ぶり
Excuse me. Okay, sorry. Sorry.
Huh.
Stop, thief!
The blue French horn, it's so romantic! Oh, my God, do you know who you are?!You're Nicholas Sparks! Hey, everybody, we got a, uh, celebrity in the crowd over here. We got, uh, Nicholas Sparks!
You didn't let me finish.
Ted, listen...
I can do without reliving that.
relive 思い出す
Are you completely blind?
What?
Open your eyes, ref! The ball hasn't touched the ground in seven minutes!
Hey, ref, check your voicemail! I think you've missed a few calls!
Are you completely blind?!
Wait-- me or...?
You, Ted! Robin has changed her mind.
No, Robin doesn't change her mind.
Except that she does. Remember how she used to claim to hate white guy funk bands? And yet, at the farewell performance of my band, The Funk, the Whole Funk and Nothing but the Funk, there's Robin rhythmically nodding her head and shouting out a request for Give Up the Funk.
farewell 別れの
I think she was nodding her head in response to my question, Do you want to leave soon? And she was legitimately suggesting that you give up the funk. Can we just drop this? I have moved on.
legitimately 合法的に
Well, except that you haven't. You didn't just come up with this blue French horn thing. You've thought about this.
Mr.Sparks? I loved The Notebook.
Eddie, you're down by 80. Will you watch the game?
Do not come any closer!
I swear to God I will kill you.
It's cool. I'm not gonna come any closer. You're looking at the door, you're waiting for someone. Someone important, someone who will fill an empty space in your life. A movie star? Ah-huh. But which one? Clooney, DiCaprio, Zabka...? No... I'm gonna go with Ryan... Reyn... Phil-Phillip... Seacr... Gosling... Ryan Gosling!
Yes, I'm waiting for Ryan Gosling, okay? Now, leave me alone.
You passed my test, girl.
Ryan?
No. Just... no.
I told her I'm a method actor. And I had to get plastic surgery for an upcoming role where I play a man much more handsome than myself.
plastic surgery 形成外科
Congratulations, you win.
Win? No, I don't want to win. I want to keep playing. More challenges.
Fine, you want another challenge?
More challenges, more challenges.
Fine, here's your challenge. Go down to the pharmacy and buy some diapers.
And, uh, get me a Samosa from the Indian place.
Sounds like an errand.
While picking up a girl.
Challenge accepted!
Come on! Whatever happened to the guy who wasn't afraid to charge headlong into the unknown?
What unknown? Sure, eight years ago when I stole that blue French horn, yeah. That was the unknown. But now? I mean, how many times have we been here? I know exactly what's gonna happen.
You know who else knew exactly what was gonna happen, Ted? The Washington Generals on January 5, 1971. They knew they were gonna lose, but they went in there anyway, and then gave it their best shot. And they won that game, Ted! For one reason and for one reason only.
A scoring error and the fact that Curly Neal had the flu?
Perseverance. It was the only win in Generals history, but that's all you need. Just one win. I'm gonna go grab us some beers.
Perseverance 忍耐
Hi, I don't know who this is or what you're trying to sell, but you are disturbing me during the Globetrotters.
disturb 邪魔をする Globetrotter 世界を旅する
Hello, Ted, it's Hammond Druthers.
Target acquired.
I'm recruiting volunteers for the starving puppy orphanage where I work. For free. So, if you wouldn't mind just writing your number down on this signup sheet...?
Listen, I appreciate that you feel like you need my number. Um. Maybe it's because you're really sad about something and this is your way of feeling better about yourself.But... since I have a boyfriend, and I'm pretty sure I heard you call me a target earlier over there. I'm gonna go ahead and not give you my number. I'm gonna give you something even better.
Wow, right to the chase. Meet you in aisle six.
I'm gonna give you this. Okay. It's gonna be okay. You're a good guy. You will get through this.
Uh, okay. Weirdo alert. Have you met...?Excuse me. What do you mean sad?
Weirdo 変人