Good evening.Tonight, we're gonna have a nice, quick class on bridges.There are six types of bridges.Beam, cantilever, arch, suspension, and two others.You got land on both sides, water in the middle.See you all next week.
Hey, we get you for the whole hour.
Oh, come on.I mean, who really wants to sit here and listen to me yap about bridges for an hour? Really?
I just thought about how awesome Ted is again.
This is a weird drinking game.
Can I buy you a drink?
He's got a big brown jug with three X's on it.
What have I done?
One very important thing to keep in mind when designing a bridge
Oh, no.I mean, yes.Yes, when you are designing a bridge, always remember, Make adjustments, go get it energized.That's good advice for life, too.
So, Professor Mosby, is this Maggie someone special?
No.She's just this girl I've been into for a really long time, and, well, tonight could be the one chance I have to go out with her, so
Is she a hottie?
Yes, Jamie.She's very attractive.And if we can just end class right now Betty?
Maggie may finally be available, but what about you, Professor Mosby? Are you ready for a serious relationship?
Totally.I mean, I think so.Maybe.I don't know.What do you guys think?
Oh, my gosh.I totally forgot about this.
What is it?
It's a homework assignment from when I was 15.Write a letter to your 30-year-old self with a list of goals you hope to achieve.Um Dear future me.First off, you'd better be driving either a kick-ass Camaro or The A-Team van.That's priority numero uno.And by now your rat tail should hang down to your freaking knees.You can still slam dunk, obviously, and you've legally changed your name to Vanilla Thunder.Your wife, let me break it down, blonde, six-feet tall, has an awesome rack and caters to your every need.Sorry, babe.
That's okay.You just described your mother.
You're still rocking You're still rocking the stone-washed overalls, because this look is working.Oh, and most importantly, you'd better be saving the world.If you became some lame corporate sellout, just throw yourself off a cliff, because you suck.And I licky boom-boom down.Yeah, hilarious.I became a lame corporate sellout.I work for GNB, the most evil bank in the history of the world.
Oh, come on, Vanilla Thunder, everyone's got to grow up and get a real job.
Yeah, I remember back in college Maggie wanted to be a marine biologist by day and mentor inner-city kids by night.What did you really end up doing?
Baby, where are you going?
I just gotta I gotta do something at work.It won't take long.
What's up with Marshall?
Oh, no.I think he's going to quit his job.I'm sorry, Maggie.I gotta go stop him.
Ted, I had to leave the bar, but it's okay.I left Maggie with Robin.
You left Maggie with Robin?
Relax.I've got things under control.
You don't understand the situation.This girl is like a super-powered man magnet.
Oh, Teddy.I know a little something about man magnets.You see, your friend may be one of those magnets that can hold up a picture of your kids on the fridge, but I'm one of those magnets that can pick up cars in a junkyard.Who's this?
Robin, this is Jim, a good friend of mine from work.
Oh, well, hello there.
Nice to meet you.
What does being ready even mean? I mean, I thought I was ready last year.I wound up getting left at the altar.I'll be honest, guys.I'm a little scared.Okay, Louis, then Betty.
We're all scared, Professor Mosby.
Doesn't being scared let you know you're on to something important?
Yeah.I mean, if you're not scared, you're not taking a chance.And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing? Right?
I think you're ready, bro.
Jim, you are so funny.
I think he's hilarious.In fact, I laughed so hard, I think I may have just peed my pants.
I'd better take off.I'm going to the opening of that photography exhibit that they were talking about at work, Les Chiens Erotiques.I have an extra ticket if you want to
Me? I'd love to!
All right, I gotta go.
One last piece of advice.
Go get it energized!
Ted, change of plans.
You left her with Barney?
Ted, will you take it easy? I'm your bro.
You're an animal.
And even though our bro-lationship has suffered its setbacks in this area, I assure you I will be the perfect gentleman.
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Oh.Thanks.By the way, I really like those overalls.
You have 10 minutes to get down here or the window's closing.
Because we're bros.
While I was racing through the streets of New York, trying to get back to the bar, your Aunt Robin was doing her best to keep Jim away from Maggie.
Do you want to go back to the bar and see if Maggie's still there?
No way! I love erotic dog photography.Did you see the one over there of the corgis doing it people style?
I'll get us a taxi.I just feel bad leaving Maggie all alone.
No! Let's have a glass of wine first.Oh, man.Look how filthy I am.I am just a filthy, filthy girl who would totally go to second base with a guy as a favor to a friend.You like that?
I'm going to call Maggie, see what she's doing.
Oh, God! Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.Give it a rest, jeez! She's hanging out with Ted tonight.
Ted? What about David?
They broke up.
That doesn't sound familiar.
Uh Can I help wipe that off? Please?