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Kids, it was two days before Barney and Robin's wedding, and everything was going off without a hitch.
go off 進行する hitch 障害
Ah. Been waiting for the perfect time for this, and, my friend, that time is...
I saw you and Robin at the carousel.
Okay, there was one slight hitch.
She called me to help her, and there you were in the rain holding hands with my fiancee. What up?
Nothing up. Everything down. All parts of me down. Look, you were busy, so I-I... I went to the park to help her look for this locket she buried years ago. She couldn't find it, she got upset, I held her hand. End of story.
Cool! I just wanted to air that out. You know, bro to bro. You're my best friend and my best man. Of course I trust you. Oh, come on. You don't have to cry about it.
air out 感情を吐き出す
It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of scotch.
Oh, my God.
I hope Marshall gets here for the rehearsal dinner. Thank you, Linus. He's somewhere in Wisconsin in a rental car.
Hertz?
I mean, it hurts a little but I'm not gonna cry about it. Hey!
We've been doing that all afternoon.
Oh, who's that for?
Marshpillow.
Kids, as you may recall, whenever Marshall left town for a few days, Lily would compensate with a body pillow she dressed up and named Marshpillow. Pretty normal stuff. But with Marshall stuck driving across the country, Lily decided to upgrade.
compensate 埋め合わせする
Meet Marshpillow 2.0! Hey!
Am I on? Hey, guys!
Hey, Marsh.
Hey, Marshall.
Hey. It's like you're really here.
Hey, Ted. Can you give me a gander of the environs? Wow! This place looks beautif...
gander 見る environs 取り囲む
Wait for it.
He's frozen.
Same thing happened last night at the worst possible time. I had just gotten on all fours and taken off my panti...
get down on all fours 4つんばいになる
Now Lily's frozen.
...ful. This place is beautiful!
Wow. Lily, it looks like you really put some time into this, huh? Though I wonder if instead of dressing up your giant husband doll like Malibu Ken, you could've spent a minute or two-- I don't know... planning the weak ass bachelorette party you threw me?
I-It's possible I forgot to send out the Evite.
Robin! Happy bachelorette party!
You invited Patrice to my bachelorette party?!
No.
You know, it's funny. When I was planning Barney's bachelor party, I managed to wrangle his boyhood hero, Billy Zabka, from The Karate Kid. But you scored Patrice.
wrangle 説き伏せる
I'm sorry, Robin. I-I've just been so consumed with our move to Rome. I guess I forgot to invite the girls.
consumed with 夢中になっている
Yeah, Lily, I'd like to show you how it's done.
Billy Zabka, what a great guy.
Look at how thorough Ted was planning the best man poker game he's throwing for Barney.
Wait, I think I'm on some sort of delay here.
Best man visor for the dealer. Customized playing cards. Barney's the king. And... the queens are naked.
It was my first decree.
decree 法令
Hmm. Plus, Ted handwrote all of the table cards for the reception in calligraphy. The man's a wizard with a pen.
calligraphy 書道
Oh. I don't know about all that. Though I was approached by the decorating committee to make the... signs for our senior prom. I'm told they were quite the hit.
Hey, buddy, listen, you're gonna kill me, but I forgot to bring the table cards. Uh, I'd hate to ask you to redo them...
Say no more. The best man is on it.
Thanks, Ted.
S-So now the best man is painstakingly handwriting 200 table cards, but my maid of honor forgot to click send on an Evite.
painstakingly 苦労して
I didn't forget to invite the girls to your bachelorette party. You have no girls!
What? What? What? What? I... All my girls. I gave you a list.
This list?
Yeah.
Tall girl from work, mouth-breather from coffee shop, average-sized girl from that place? Ooh. Sorry I didn't track her down. She sounds great!
mouth-breather ばか
She's actually kind of a bitch.
Face it, Robin. You hate women, and... women hate you.
Ted didn't go to his prom? Classic.
While Lily was dropping the ball as Robin's maid of honor, the best man was busy knocking it out of the park.
drop the ball へまをする out of the park 成功して
Hey, buddy, listen, my great-aunt Ida has corns on her feet and needs a first-floor room. Uh, would you mind switching rooms?
corn まめ
Say no more. The best man is on it.
Thanks, Ted.
Hey, buddy, listen, the wedding doves got here early, and I don't know where to put 'em...
dove ハト
Say no more. The best man is on it!
Thanks, Ted.
Poor guys. All cooped up. I guess there's no harm in letting you out for a bit, huh?
cooped up 閉じ込められる
They carpet-bombed my entire room. Wish I'd closed my suitcase. And my mouth.
Hey, buddy, listen, I see you wrote N-O-period instead of the number sign. I'm worried that might confuse the guests...
Say no more. The best man is on it.
Thanks, Ted.
Here they are. Freshly penned table cards in a pretty decent chancery considering I only had my travel quills. Wait. Why's the poker game started?
decent 適切な chancery 公文書保管所 quill 羽ペン
Oh, um, the best man moved the time.
Mm, no, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
Heya, Ted. Thanks for the sweet lid, bro.
lid ハット
Billy Zabka's your new best man?
He's the best... around. Sorry, Ted. Maybe next wedding.
What... So you're playing the best man poker game without me? Tim Gunn's here and I'm not?
I'm Barney's personal tailor, of course I'm here. Plus, I've never played poker before. It looks like a hoot.
hoot おもしろいこと
I moved into a dungeon. I wrote hundreds of cards. I even gave your batty great-aunt Ida a foot massage so vigorous it put her to sleep right there in the lobby.
batty 頭のおかしい vigorous 元気いっぱいの
Yeah, I don't really have a great-aunt Ida.
So you are mad about me and Robin holding hands.
Of course I'm mad, Ted. Holding hands is, like, the fourth-grade equivalent of banging. Well, in your case, 12th grade. Self-five. You broke the Bro Code.
equivalent 同意義
No, I did not.
I only went to help Robin as a friend because you didn't show up. I did not break the Bro Code.
It's in the text. A bro shall not have a weird moment with another bro's fiancee.
Well, too bad we're in Farhampton and can't actually check.
I am pleased to announce that the Bro Code has replaced the Gideons Bible at select hotels throughout the country.