So, I have prepared a few charts to demonstrate how setting up a shell corporation in Bermuda could help minimize our second quarter losses.And save you all some jail time.To begin with Could you just please excuse me?
What the hell happened to my charts?
We threw them away.
That's how an intervention works.You wouldn't stop using, so, we flushed your stash.
Come on, Ted! I need my charts, man! Just for today and then I promise I will never ever use charts again.I'm under at lot of pressure here.I need my charts, Jack!
My God, you're doing charts at work?
They're for work, you idiot! I'm giving a big presentation right now and if I don't have those charts I'm gonna get fired!
Crap.Stay right there.I'll bring them to you.
Hurry up! I'll try to think of a way to stall them.
I'm sorry but there's been a little delay with the charts.But we will get started in just a minute.Fish are weird, right? I mean what's up with fish?
Charts! Get your charts here!
Excuse me, Milt? I think those are my charts.
These charts? On my blanket?
That's also my blanket.We'll get to that later.But I really need these charts.
Good, 'cause they're for sale.
Fine, how much?
One million dollars.
I'll give you five bucks.
A million dollars.
No one's gonna pay a million dollars for these charts!
One million dollars.
Okay, Milt, you win.I'm gonna give you one million dollars.
The problem is, the ATM
The alien time machine.
The alien time machine has a withdrawal limit.So, here's what I'm gonna do.I'm gonna give you one dollar a day for a million days.
That's That's 2700 years.Deal! Sucker.
I'm sorry, is there a land bass I don't know about? Let's get started.
And so, if I hadn't bought those charts back for Marshall, I wouldn't have had to cut down 77th to give Milt his daily dollar and well, you know the rest.So, there you have it, kids.There's a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.If I had known then where all those little things were leading me, and how grateful I'd be to get there, well, I probably would've done something like this.Because somehow, I ended up in the right place at the right time.And, as a result, my life would never be the same.
There you have it. はいどうぞ。私の義務は果たしたよ。
The next day, Uncle Barney finally confronted Matthew Panning, the stud of Port Richmond Middle School.
So, Barney, great to hear from you after all this time.What's been going on?
I've had sex with 200 women.
God! That's way too many.I mean, that's just gross.Have you sought counseling for sex addiction? Because you're a prime candidate.
addiction 中毒 candidate 対象
Have you sought counseling for I win you lose? Yeah, suddenly those 100 girls you nailed in the seventh grade aren't so impressive.
A hundread girls? Is that what this is about? Barney, I lied.
Sure you did.
I was 12 of course I was lying.I didn't have a pet Ewok either.
Sure you didn't.
Your whole adult life has been built around something I lied about when I was 12?
Look, I gotta go pick my kids up at school.It sounds like you got a lot of problems.Good luck, I guess.
I'm awesome.OK, 200. Now what?