What are you doing?
Oh,well,since all these roomie squabbles are still causing friction between you and Robin, I thought I'd help out.Oh,BTW,I went by the post office today.I picked you up some stamps.Here's ten thousand.That ought to do you.
squabble つまらない口論 friction 衝突 ought to すべきである
Um,okay.Thanks,I guess.Hey,uh,you want a beer?
Okay.Yeah,I picked those up on the way over. It was nothing.
on the way over here ここに来る途中で
Did you buy us a dishwasher?
No.That dishwasher's always been there.How long have you been living here?
So,you are doing these things to keep me and Robin from fighting,huh?
Exactly.I worry about you two.
It bothers you that Robin and I a hooking up,doesn't it?
No.Not at all.That's crazy.What?
Are you in love with Robin?
You're in love with Robin.That's why you don't want us hooking up.
What? That is crazy talk.Can't a bro clean another bro's apartment like bros do?
Name me one bro in the history of bros who has ever done that.
I'll name two: Misters Clean and Belvedere.
Look,this thing with me and Robin, it's totally casual.I'm not gonna freak out if you tell me you have feelings for her.So,do you?
No.No,I don't.I don't,no.I don't.I don't.No.Robin is all yours,dude.Have fun with her.Now,if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go sleep with other girls.
Are you sure?
And then I stormed out.Why did I do that? I mean,maybe it goes back to my father issues,but I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams.totally sabotaged myself.And now I'm smoking.Now I'm smoking.
But it's feelings hour and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear.And whoever's holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the share chair.
Barney,this is not your private therapist's office.These kids have issues to talk about,too,you know.Ben's parents are getting divorced.
Who wants to do some coloring?
Oh,great,did Lily send you? I don't have the bear,okay? I'm not giving it back! Why are you smiling?
Oh,I just read a magazine.Here at work.
Yeah.It's the funniest thing.I was online, looking up rates for hotels when I realized something.
This is stupid.
I decided it was time to let go of my hang-ups and do the thing I gotta do and once I made that decision, everything changed.
There's a young man who's comfortable with who he is.
I know what you're about to do and I respect you for it.
Hey,Eriksen.Go the distance.
Go the distance 最後までやり抜く
Marshall, you made a brave step today.Remember what Shakespeare wrote: Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful.
Go the distance 最後までやり抜く Virtue 美徳 bold 勇敢な
You are right, Super Hot Lady Who My Wife Keeps Telling Me Why You're Famous But I Keep Forgetting.Let's do this.
Lead the way.
lead the way 案内する
Thanks.I was gonna have to do it eventually.You know,sometimes you just gotta you gotta man up and and just go for it.
Marshall,I have to go.Oh,by the way, I have a bathroom here if you ever want to use it.
Son of a...
Ted,I have to tell you the truth.I'm in love with tacos.What are you doing?
I'm,uh,taking out the trizzash.If you're,uh,looking for Ted,he left.our little arrangement is,uh,over,by the way.
Really? That's aws ful.
Yeah,it's just awfsful.What happened?
Ah,he just insisted.He said he couldn't do it anymore because someone's gonna get hurt. I think we all know who he meant by that.
Isn't it obvious?
Yeah.It's Ted.You know what a romantic he is.He can't separate the physical from the emotional.He's like
I love you.
Exactly.He's not like you,you know? Besides,we're friends.I don't want to screw that up by getting involved.Dating friends never works out.So,uh,you want to get a taco?
You love them,remember?
Come on,I'm hungry.
So Robin and I went back to just being roommates and things went back to normal.Your Aunt Lily was right.When two exes decide to just be casual, someone always gets hurt.It just wasn't one of us.