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The ski bunnies are back!

bunny ‚Š‚킢‚ą‚ż‚á‚ń

Hey, guys.How was your trip?

So perfect.

We spent the whole weekend cuddling by the fire.No black diamonds, but a lot of red hearts.

cuddle Šń‚č“Y‚¤

Oh!

Okay, I'm gonna go unpack.

Hey, you.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.

Ooh!

Uh-huh.

Oh, man.

What the hell has gotten into you two?When did you become so nauseating?

nauseating ‹š‚ĚˆŤ‚­‚Č‚é‚悤‚Č

Isn't it great to finally see her fulfilled emotionally, spiritually and sexually?

fulfilled –ž‚˝‚ł‚ę‚Ä‚˘‚é

Um, I dated her for a year.

Yeah.Anyway, how was your weekend?

Terrible, and it's all your fault, okay?I took your stupid advice.

Baby, could you wash your dishes?

Lily, I'm glad that you bring that up.No.And here is why.Okay.So, it's like this, okay.Yeah, sure.You want me to go ahead and wash my dish.But maybe I want you to paint the ceiling, right?And maybe I should say, "Okay, yeah.I'll wash my dish if you get up there and just "You paint naked babies on the ceiling. You know?It's just like

Huh?

Huh?

I don't know what happened.I'm a lawyer.I argue for a living, but when it comes to Lily, I just get all flustered.How could you not?I mean, the girl's all eyes and boobs.

What happened to the "I'm tired after my draining day "and I want to use my leftover energy showering you with love" argument?

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I should have written that down.

Look, Lily, I I make more money than you.

Excuse me?

Dance for me.

Oh, Marshall.

Dude.

It all made so much sense when you said it, but when I said it, it turned into a fight.And once Lily and I start fighting, the fight starts to mutate and multiply.Sure, it started with the dishes, but then

So you're saying that you shouldn't have to wash dishes because you work harder than me?

Okay, that's not what I'm saying, but it's true.

And then all of a sudden, we're also fighting about who works harder.

I teach kindergarten.I am molding the future leaders of tomorrow.

mold `‚đŒ`ě‚é

You eat cookies and glue stuff.

And soon more fights spin off.

I can't believe you'd rather be killed.

Until there are more fights going on than you can even keep track of.

keep track of `‚ĚŒo‰ß‚đ’Ç‚¤

If you need to go in the middle of the night, either turn the bathroom light on or sit down.

My mother does not hate you.She is neutral about you.

I am not scared of your Shining impression.I just don't need to hear it, especially at night.

"Danny's not here, Mrs.Torrance.

Please don't do that.

Man, Lily fights dirty.She's small but vicious, like a badger that your brothers caught and starved for five days and then put in your sleeping bag.I should just go home and apologize.

vicious ˆÓ’n‚ĚˆŤ‚˘ badger ˜Vl

No.What you need is a surge.Fight harder.Picture it, Marshall, never having to wash another dish as long as you live, yet all the dishes are always clean.Why, this would take all the anxiety out of snacking.No more holding open your shirt to form a makeshift bowl for your salty treats.That world is yours, Marshall.Reach out, take it.Dip it in some ranch dressing, enjoy.

surge Š´î‚̍‚‚Ü‚č anxiety ”Y‚Ý‚ĚŽí Reach out Žč‚đL‚΂š

He's right.

No!Barney's stupid ideas are what got you into this quagmire.There's no exit strategy.Just wash your stupid dishes.

quagmire ƒsƒ“ƒ`

No!Those dishes are my manhood.And if I want to leave my manhood dirty in the sink, caked with ketchup and pasta

cake with Œú‚­•˘‚í‚ę‚˝

What are you eating?

then damn it, that's my right!I'll wash my manhood when I'm good and ready!

Where was he not sitting?

Hmm.

Hey, Barnstormer.

Hey, Ro-Ro.

Ooh!

Okay, now you have adorable nicknames?Seriously, what's going on with you two?

Nothing.We're just happy.

It's like Gandhi said, "Smile don't cost nothing, sugar.

I'm not sure you know who Gandhi is.

So, Ted, did you talk to our neighbors?

Yes, yeah, I did.I went up there ready to set them straight.

They're old?

Really old.

So what did you do?

Well, I didn't have the heart to tell them to stop, because, well, good for them.So I just welcomed them to the building, had a hard candy, nodded politely at some racist comments and then left.

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