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What? You think you can bribe them with a stroller? They already got one, foo.

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Oh, this is no stroller, Robin.I call it the Broller.Go ahead.Look inside.

I don't get it.I don't see anything.

Yeah, but Papa does.

Those Robin's boobies?

When new nubile hotties lean in to inspect your bundle of joy, you can inspect their bundles of joy.The Broller.God, I come up with a lot of good stuff.

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Hey, guys.

Hey.

Hey.

Lily and I need you to come upstairs.This is an important decision and we can't have you constantly interrupting us with this childish competition.

Which is why we're going to make it an official competition! We're going to play Who Wants to Be a Godparent? Right after this word from our sponsors.

Why is he talking to the wall?

Wait, this is how you're going to choose a guardian for Marvin? I mean, why don't you just put us in a three-way cage match and go with whoever's left standing?

We talked about that, but it gave Robin an unfair advantage.

Yeah, you see, guys, we were really struggling with this decision.

All through the town.

Babe, I know these guys have been a little over the top lately.

over the top ‚Ђlj߂Ź‚é

A little?

But we still have to pick a guardian just in case.

In case of what?

Don't make me say it.

Say it.I can handle it.Say it.

In case we die.

How can you even say it?

And then I thought what do you do if you got a wife who won't stop crying, three idiots who won't stop bribing you, and a universally beloved skill for gamesmanship? You take a bunch of guardianship scenarios, throw them on a wheel, buy your wife an expensive dress so she'll participate.

universally —áŠO‚Č‚­ beloved ˆ¤‚ľ‚˘ participate ŽQ‰Á‚ˇ‚é

I'm pretty again.

Bottom line is I just wanted to make the idea of me and Lily dying fun.

Oh.

Now, if you'll step behind your podiums, we'll get started.

podium •\˛‘ä

Contestants, here's how the game works.Lily will spin that wheel.Not yet.When it lands on a parenting issue, you'll each describe how you would handle it with Marvin.The contestant with the highest score gets to be his godparent.Ready to play? Great.Lily, spin that wheel! Okay, now, see, um, enthusiasm will factor into your scores.So,Lily,Spin that wheel!

Ooh.

Our demise.Barney, how would you explain to little Marvin why we're not around anymore?

demise Ž€–S

No.

Easy, all I'd have to do is change a few words to one of my classics with the ladies.

The President of the World has called your parents away on a super-secret space mission.For the sake of the planet, you will never see them again.Now pick up your toys and say good night to Daddy.

What do you know? That last line stays the same.

Judges?

Okay, Robin, what would you do, and remember, President of the World called parents away for a super-secret space mission has already been taken.

Well, my dad was always upfront and honest with me, so that's how I would be.

All right, kid, here's the deal with the deal.Your mom and dad are done-ski.Belly-flopped off a subway platform.Mom busted open like a pinata.What was left of your dad hung around for a few days.Anyway, plug's pulled.Organs donated.I'm your new mommy now.Sah-wish!

Well, I was saving these for the showcase, but here.Hey, Lily, look, baby, his-and-her watches.

Ooh.

Ted, the category's all yours.

Okay, here's what I would say.

Well, Marvin, explaining where your parents are isn't gonna be easy.Even I-- Lily and Marshall's best friend for almost 20 years-- will have a hard time doing it.But I do know a guy who's very good at this sort of thing.Professor Infosaurus! Hey, there, squirt! Death is a difficult yet unfortunate certainty.

Good enough! Ted wins the round!

Yes! Yes! You'll see.Professor Infosaurus will be a big, big hit with children.

Isn't that right, kids? Moving on.

Discipline. How would you handle Marvin taking another kid's toy? Barney?

Discipline ‹K—Ľ

That's easy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'm calling Child Services.

Wait for it.

I'll return your $1,900 alligator-skin belt when you return that toy.Until then, you can wear this disgusting black-and-brown reversible belt. Hey, I don't like it any more than you do!

Ted, how would you discipline little Marvin?

I would be firm.Fair, but firm.

firm ’fŒĹ‚Ć‚ľ‚˝

You, sir, just lost your television privileges.Okay, you can watch TV, but nothing violent.Okay, it can be violent, but you have to do the dishes first.Okay, I'll do the dishes, you watch TV.Let's go get some ice cream! Come on!

But no sprinkles.

Robin?

Okay, sprinkles.

Um,I would do what my dad did. Tough love.

You know where you're headed, chief? The British Columbia Military School for Boys.Of course, you're actually a boy, so at least you won't have to shave off all your hair and burn your girlie clothing in an old oil drum while your father stands there and laughs at you through the flames! Oh, my God!

I think that Robin wins this round because we love her and she's in a safe space, right, guys?

Robin matters!

Yay!

Totally.

Now, that's just one point, right?

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