I love having all this free time to spend with you.I'm going to kiss you here And here.And here and here.And One more.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.I'll miss you.
I'll miss you, too.
You're already sick of him.
He's driving me crazy.When PJ had a job, he was sexy.He was guardian of the bathroom key.A hot guy telling you when you can and can't pee? That's the dream.
That's the dream? The dream? Like what Martin Luther King was talking about?
I have to end it, don't I? I'm terrible at breakups.
I still have to go a little bit, but I couldn't be away from you one second longer.
Listen Dude, I don't know.
Yeah, it's just It's not really ix-nay, you know?
ixnay =nix 拒絶する
Ix-nay on what?
Not feeling it.
Not feeling what?
But friends and stuff.
My God, this is the worst breakup ever.
You're breaking up with me?
If that's what you want, I totally understand.
You still haven't activated that shortstop the Mariners just brought up.Got to have it.
See, Sports Guy! People love you.
I can't be Sports Guy anymore, okay? It's killing me! I keep getting these constant texts and e-mails and phone calls in the middle of the night.Sometimes I even think that I'm being followed.
Hey, buddy.I need you to push that trade through, so I can set my new lineup.You really carry it in your shoulders, don't you?
Seriously, it's over.
Do you want me to stop?
With Robin and PJ broken up, I was free to make some staffing changes in the office.
Welcome to Mosbius Designs.
You got to be kidding me?
And now that PJ was back at work.
You got to be kidding me?
So, apparently Robin and PJ are an item again.
You got to be kidding me!
Are you all right?
Since Lily's not talking to me, there's something I have to tell you.And this isn't easy to say, all right? I'm wait for it in wait for it love wait for it with wait for it a wait for it certain wait for it
I know that you're in love with Robin.
Lily told me.
She told you? Great.I bet you guys have been laughing at me behind my back the whole time.
Actually, in a weird way, we both think you're kind of perfect for each other.
Matter of fact, we even try to sit on the same side of the booth so you two will have to sit together.
Really? That's so sweet.But let's be clear.I don't love her.Okay? I just miss her when she's not around.I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion, and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
Are you ever gonna tell her how you feel?
No. Maybe.Never.I don't know.Look I just need to get that PJ idiot away from her.If Lily were here, she'd know exactly how to get rid of him.
Maybe I can help.
Marshall, you're no Lily.Lily is a diabolical puppet master, subtly manipulating every situation to get exactly what she wants.She's pure evil, Marshall.You got a good one there.Hang on to her.
diabolical 魔性の subtly 微妙に manipulate 操作する
Meanwhile, my bizarre tug of war with Robin over PJ continued.
bizarre 奇妙な tug of war 綱引き
Hey PJ, I was about to go on my wisdom walk.Want to join me?
Hey PJ, I took the bathroom key without asking.What are you gonna do about it?
Look you guys are both great.But the truth is I'm taking another job.These are for you.Robin, I hope this letter offers some closure.Ted, I'm really going to miss you.
You can't trade Manny Ramirez for two middle relievers!
If you veto that trade, I am out of the league!
OK! OK! I'll figure it out.
Hire the kid to be a "paralegal".He gets to do all the work, and you still get to be Sports Guy.Pure evil, Eriksen.Pure evil.Hey, thanks.
Hey, You okay?
What if I don't think of the books?
There's this famous architecture story about an architect who designed this library.It was perfect.But every year, the whole thing would sink a couple inches into the ground.Eventually, the building was condemned.He forgot to account for the weight of the books.This company it's just me.What if I don't think of the books?
OK, First of all, nobody goes to libraries anymore, so who cares about that guy? Secondly, you need to get on the phone and start calling clients.
The longer I put off starting my own firm, the longer it can remain a dream and not something I screwed up at.It's like I'm giving up before I even started.
You want to talk about giving up? I used to describe my ideal guy as "funny, smart, "passionate, challenging".And now, apparently, I will settle for "in my apartment".Didn't you think you'd have it all more figured out by now?
Are you kidding? By 30, I was gonna be annoyingly successful, married to the perfect woman, maybe a kid on the way.Instead, I'm just some guy sitting in his apartment, having a staring contest with his phone.And losing.
Hey, You can take that thing.
Hi, this is Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs.I'm calling to inquire about any design needs you may have now or in the future.
That sounds great.
Really? I sound confident?
Now call an actual client.
Hey, Food Guy!
Hey, Toy Guy!
Who's that guy?
He doesn't work here.I think we should leave the building.
This has happened before.