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So? No. No. You-You were in. I said, Have you met Ted and everything. How could that not work?
I don't know, we introduced ourselves, I bought her a drink, told her I loved her...
What?
I'm kidding.
Hold on, Roxanne-- if that really is your name.
It's not. It's Robin.
You played Have You Met Ted without me? In my bar with my Ted? Maybe stealing a bro's wingman is okay back in... I'm sorry, what's the name of this third world banana republic you claim to be from?
Canada.
I have literally never heard of that place.
When'd you move here, anyway?
Two months ago.
How do you like it?
Honestly, it-it's been a little tough. I moved here for this on-air reporter job at Metro News 1 thinking it was gonna be my big break, only to find out that our viewership mostly consists of DMV waiting rooms and people plugging in their TV for the first time. To top it all off, I have no friends.
consist 成り立つ To top it all off 挙句の果てに
Um... wrong. You have four friends right here. Right, guys?
Uh, yeah. You're totally in our gang, now. And once you're in, you're in for life, right?
She's in.
Oh. All right.
She's in.
Welcome.
Well, if I'm in, I should get the next round.
Whoa, whoa, Ooh, I like this girl. ho, ho.
I'm serious, I like this girl. And we need some estrogen up in this bitch. All we ever talk about is Scotch and sports.
estrogen エストロゲン
Five Glen McKennas, 21 years, neat. And switch it to the hockey game, 'cause my Canucks are gonna bury the Bruins, yo.
So here's the deal with the deal. Robin's my new best friend... nobody bangs her.
Hey, hey, hey, she only rejected me three times, she's still very much in play.
I'm serious. There's only one way I'd let either of you have sex with her. Not that. It's never that. I really want this girl to stay a part of our lives. So the only way you're allowed to hook up with her... is if you marry her.
Too rich for my blood.
That son of a bitch did it.
He really did.
So you're moving to Chicago tomorrow, huh? How do you feel?
Uh, I'm looking forward to it. The job's amazing. I got a great apartment lined up. You know, it's... It's exciting. Onwards and upwar...
Hey! Bass player. It's me. The guy from the drug store with the diapers that hit on you, then we went outside and had a deep, emotional talk on a bus bench. I ...I-I'm gonna be really surprised if I have to be more specific than that. Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl? Well, check it. I got her. What about you? You still dating that guy?
Grape Scotch Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here, right here,
Yeah, I-I see you, Barney.
Good, great. Then it's time to play a little game I like to call Have...
Yeah, Barney, I...
No, no. You are not getting out of Have You Met Ted. There's a girl that you have to meet. She is perfect for you. And has... she met you? No, she has... not. Think of all the sex you're gonna have.
Barney. I ha... I have to go.
What, now?
Yeah.
Y... W-We have to do this outside.
Robin. It's been a major pleasure.
Major Pleasure.
Major Pleasure.
Come here.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Oh, God, no, this is too real. I can't handle this, Marshall's next.
Marshall.
Good luck out there in Chicago. I'm gonna be kind of jealous of you, getting to have Gazzola's pizza whenever you want.
You're gonna be in Rome.
Yeah. I guess.
I just... I feel like a hug isn't enough.
E.T. good-bye? I'll be right... here.
Okay, it helped, but that was really creepy. I don't want to see you for awhile.
Barney. We licked the Liberty Bell.
We did?
Yeah, you... You don't remember that?
Uh, I've done a lot of cool stuff, Ted. Oh, my God. I just... I just realized: Who am I gonna high five now?
Come on, dude.
No, no, I'm being serious. What if I see... a pack of lions fighting a tyrannosaurus? Or, better yet, what if I see boobs? Who am I... who am I gonna high five then?
tyrannosaurus ティラノサウルス
You can high five Marshall.
Yeah, yeah. But Marshall only likes to high five about Lily boobs.
Oh, always.
Okay, Barney. I have an idea. One last high five. A high five to echo throughout eternity.
Yes. And within that high five will be all the high fives we've ever high fived.
And all the high fives we could ever possibly high five.
A high infinity.
A high infinity, exactly.
Let's do this. All right, everybody back up.
Oh, boy.
I'll see you on the other side, Ray.
Nice working with you, Dr.Venkman.
Aah!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh.
Worth it.
So worth it.
So I rushed out to make the train, which is now 45 minutes late.
This lady with the bass guitar... was she pretty?
Yeah. She was beautiful.
Go back and meet her.
No.
But what if it was destiny?
Lady, it's been a really long weekend. I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow. I can't really talk destiny right now.
Okay.
Yes?
What if the universe sent you a gigantic sign that this woman was your destiny? Then would you talk to her?
Yeah, sure. I mean, I-I guess I would have to.
Okay.
Okay. Where is that train?
Can I ask one more question?
What?
This girl with the bass guitar... is that her? That is her, isn't it? This is so exciting. G-Go talk to her.
All right. Just be cool, lady. Damn.
Why are you still sitting here?
Because I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow, remember? And 24 hours from now, my life is gonna be completely different.