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Well, here we are. Good luck in there.

Thank you. And don't worry, at the reception, I'll yell, The lead singer sucks skunk junk, after every song. I'll come up with something better than skunk junk. No, no. Skunk junk is pretty solid.

You can't yell that at the lead singer. Because I don't suck skunk junk.

Wait, are you saying...?

I'm coming in.

Darren and I are gonna have a chat about my band!

Skunk junk.

For the record... Uh-huh. his first word was Mommy.

Mm-hmm.

This is my band. I started it. And if anyone is getting fired here, it's you, Darren. So hit the bricks, s-skunk... junk. Is that even a little bit intimidating?

hit the bricks ƒXƒgƒ‰ƒCƒL‚É“ü‚é intimidating ˆĐŠd‚ˇ‚é‚悤‚Č

Nope, and the knitting's not helping.

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I'm sorry, I just met this baby and he needs a hat.

What... You can't fire Darren. He gets how hilarious and adorable I am. Plus it is so inspiring how he overcame his mother being eaten by a barracuda.

Gah! It's Finding Nemo. That's new. There's no defeating the devil. New plan. Linus, if at any point tonight you see me with an empty glass...

Kennedy package. It's a very popular choice this weekend.

Thank you, Linus.

Uh, Lily? Lily.

Lily.

Pause?

Pause.

Hi.

Thank you, Linus. There are real villains in this world. But they don't always get real justice, do they? You want to believe karma's gonna get them.

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All right, who wants a drink? I'm stealing.

But karma doesn't always come through.

I love how strong your marriage is. And you don't need to lose weight, Louise, no matter what he told me. Catch you on the flip-flop, muchachos.

Oh!

Sorry, mi amigos.

I guess you have to accept that sometimes in life... ...you just don't get that knockout punch.

Hey, can I get some ice? The best man just punched me in the face for no reason. Oh, what, that's funny to you? You know what? I quit. You can have your stupid band back. I miss being in a band where people are decent to each other and there's no drama. I'm going back to the new Guns N' Roses.

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Linus, whoever that best man is, I would like to buy him a double of your finest scotch.

ô You started a band ô That was cool for a while ô But it turned pretty bland ô I started a fight ô With a neighbor next door ô And his pesky wife...

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Here you go.

Is this from one of you guys?

Nah.

Uh-uh.

No.

Okay.

ô And hate even more when you're not ô

Well... this is incredible. What is this?

It's the Glen McKenna 35-year.

Wait a minute. This whole time, you had Glen McKenna 35-year? Why didn't you say something?

You didn't ask about the 35.

And, kids, that's the first drink your mother ever bought me.

Hey, Barney, I'm so sorry I missed your rehearsal dinner.

Oh, that's okay. We didn't even know you weren't here, jerk.

Listen, I know that I can't make up for being late, but I did get you a-a special gift.

Well, hand it over, fathead.

Well, you might want to wait until after the wedding photos.

Hand it over now, travel breath.

Okay, Barney, I'll hand it over.

Oh, God, it's the fourth slap! I don't know why I was so obnoxious.

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