So, you're through four nights.You're over the hump.
Hey, I try.I'm no you.But then came night five, and with it, trouble.
Beer here! Thanks.
Hey, how's Barney doing tonight?
Cool as a cucumber, just like he's been all week.
Yeah? That's hard to believe.
Apparently, this big merger fell through last week, and Barney's being blamed for it.
merger 混合 fall through 失敗に終わる
That's weird.He hasn't said anything.
Look, I work with the guy.I didn't find out until this afternoon, when I walked by his boss's office.
You cost this company, Stinson!
I've never seen Barney look that scared.I think he's gonna get fired.
I can't believe Barney might get fired.
Yeah, they're having a meeting on Friday to determine whether or not he keeps his job.
Poor guy.He must be freaking out.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
Wait, no! You can't distract the man in the middle of you know what!
Oh, come on! This is his career! This is much more important than some stupid Perfect
Okay.You can lick my hand as long as you want.I'm not gonna let you ruin his
Guys, we need to talk to him.
I'll go.He needs a bro.
Everything all right?
Absolutely.Sure.Top of the world.Who am I kidding? I need your help.
Anything, buddy.What is it?
Which one of these girls looks the dumbest?
All right, kid.Let's check the scouting report.What about the heater? High and outside? All right.I'd go with the slider.
So, what'd he say?
Hmm? Oh! Yeah, he's gonna take a swat at that hamburglar over there.
You were supposed to talk to him about losing his job.
Lily, how is forcing him to dwell on a problem he can do nothing about gonna help him?
dwell on 深く考える
How is ignoring it gonna solve anything?
Well, you ignored good dental hygiene for the better part of a decade and you seem
Dale call yet?
No.Why are you
Guys, guys, guys, look!
Barney, we gotta stop you for a second.There's something I have to ask.Have you ever used performance-enhancing drugs?
No, sir.I respect the game too much.Although, I can't say I haven't been offered.
Dude, it was pretty awesome.You should try it.I have some more.
You sure? All right.Suit yourself.What time is it?
8:00? I need to go to the hospital.
I've never touched the stuff.You can test me if you want to, Nantz.
Barney, I trust you.I regret I even asked you the question, okay.Let's go to night six.Two girls away from perfection.
Honest to God.
Hey.Hey.Dude, what are you doing here? Get down to the bar.
Ted, relax.I'm already six-for-six.
Yeah.I was lunching at Tavern on the Green.I started chatting up this Swedish supermodel.Next thing you know, I'm playing a day game in the back of a horse-drawn carriage.Giddy-what-up.
Awesome.What really happened?
I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili's and banged a drunk hairdresser.Are you happy, Truthy McGee?
Barney, we know you might get fired.Wait.You have to talk about this.You are just using meaningless sex to distract yourself from a really serious issue.
It is not meaningless, okay? Number five and I really connected.She's going back to school, or has a kid in school, something about school!
So, today, one of my students told me Cook is dropping my class.
Oh, my God.Pu dropped out?
She is flushing her education down the toilet.
flush down 流す
Any word from Dale?
It's only been five days.He's gonna call.
Why do you care anyway? You said he was a total dork.
Do not talk about Dale that way, okay! He is twice the man you will ever be!
And God forbid, if you can't find another job, sell your place.Marshall and I have an extra room.You can stay there as long as you need.
God forbid 〜なんてとんでもない
Make sure you bring your own toothbrush.
Lily, what are you doing?
Talking to my friend who's going through a really tough time.
He's doing fine.
Trying to sleep with seven women in seven nights is not doing fine.It's a cry for help.
Barney's whole life is a cry for help.But you don't mess with a man when he's in the middle of a
What? Perfect Week? Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Perfect Week! Grow up!
Unbelievable.You know, there's two things you don't do.One, you don't open an e-mail from Phil Simms in front of your kids.And two, you don't jinx a man going for a Perfect Week.
I don't know what to tell you.Lily's always messing with me.
I think she has a thing for the Barnacle.
You're a keen observer of the human condition, Jim Nantz.