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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
You're my best friend, Barney.
Good. Then, as your best friend, I suggest we play a game I like to call Have You Met Ted?
What? Oh, my God. I'm so stupid. Stay there. I'm on my way.
Excuse me. Pardon me. I am so, so sorry. I went to the one on the West Side.
I was beginning to think that you'd forgotten about me.
Kids, the night your Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got engaged, the night I met Aunt Robin, was the night of your mom's 21st birthday.
Happy birthday. W-Where's Max?
He couldn't get a cab. Which is code for waited until the last minute to get me a birthday gift. Although... he always nails it. Two years ago, he got me an exact replica of the Pee-wee's Big Adventure bike. And last year, he got me a one-man band suit including knee cymbals.
And these are things you want?
No, these are things I need. Oh, that's Max. Uh... I got to take this.
Okay. Okay, you're officially super late now... Yes, this is she.
Okay, this is ridiculous. You've been sitting around for two years. It's time to get back out there.
I have not been sitting around. I have been hard at work. I think I'm about to enter my Robots Doing Track and Field Events period. It's a very exciting time.
Sweetie. I love you. And I can't imagine what it was like going through what you went through. But these are your 20s. It's St. Patrick's Day. The holiday of my people.
You're not Irish.
Binge drinkers. Now, let's go.
Binge 飲んで騒ぐ
No, please don't make me go out there. It's gonna rain.
Bring your umbrella.
How is the bathroom line this long and yet the floor is covered with urine? If there's urine out here, what in God's name is going on in there?
Screw this, we're holding it. Let's go dance.
No, thanks.
This is what I'm talking about. The love of your life could be on that dance floor, waiting for you to bump into him. If you're not there, he's just gonna bump into someone else.
Somehow I doubt it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, that's okay.
I'm going in.
Wait, is that... Mitch.
No way.
Hi.
What are you doing in New York?
I live here.
What?
Uh, this is my friend, Kelly.
Hey.
Hi.
Mitch was my instructor at orchestra camp.
Orchestra camp.
It's not as lame as it sounds. We also did physics, so... Right. So, Mitch, what are you up to these days?
I'm still teaching orchestra. I'm at this public school up in the Bronx. It's totally underfunded, a lot of the kids can't afford instruments, but I really...
underfunded 資金不足の
Take my cello.
What?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, you gotta take it. I haven't played it in years. It's just sitting in my closet. Give it to one of the kids!
Wow, are you sure?
Do you want to come and get it right now?
Um... okay.
Okay, great. Let's go.
Okay, yes, you're doing something nice. But you're still bailing on me.
bail on 残して立ち去る
So I guess, karmically... it evens out?
karmically 心情的には even out 平等に分け合う
I'm just worried about you.
Don't be. Have fun. And who knows? Maybe you'll bump into someone tonight.
Oh...
Girl, I will sham-rock your world. Okay... I'll... We'll... Okay.
Okay, here it is. I haven't played this since the popular girls locked me inside the case. Although it was roomier than when I played the violin... What are you doing?!
I don't know. What am I doing?
I don't know! What are you doing?!
This is my thing...
It most certainly is your thing. Now, please cover your thing up.
Sorry. I-I meant... this move. It's my thing. I call it The Naked Man. A few weeks ago, I was on a date, and it worked. And then I was on another date and it worked again, so I figured it would work all the time.
Well, now you know it doesn't work all the time.
Yeah. Although two out of three...
Is this what it's gonna be like? Being single in New York? Even the nice guys turn out to be total creeps?
I have gotten pretty creepy since I moved here.
I feel so lost right now. I don't even know what I'm doing with my life.
Can I tell you an embarrassing story?
Is it this one? Taking place right now?
take place 起こる
I felt lost for a long time, too. I was living in my parents' basement. Playing video games, mastur... ing those games, until I finally woke up and realized I wanted to follow my dream of teaching music. Let me save you a few years. Even if it sound completely crazy... what is it you want to do with your life?
I want to end poverty.
poverty 欠乏
Great. Then every decision you make from here on out should be in service of that.
Wow. Thanks. You know, for a minute there, I totally forgot you were naked.
In a way... aren't we all naked?
Yeah, but your balls are on my couch.
Hug?
I will take a rain check.
It's raining now.
Oh, my umbrella!
Oh! Uh... I will be right back. Um... long story.
Nothing happened, I swear.
Then why are you naked? Oh, what the hell?