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Look, I know. I shouldn't have taken the job without telling Lily. Why are you so ticked off about it?

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Because I know what she's going through. I always dreamed of having a career I could be proud of, but my husband never supported me. Eventually, I had to... make a choice. Now, every day, I'm out there, I'm fighting for the good guys, and I love it. Doesn't your wife deserve that, too?

Wow. Um, maybe you're right. I didn't realize how many sacrifices you'd made. What is it you do, anyway?

I'm a lobbyist for a big oil company.

What the damn hell?! You know that I'm an environmentalist! That's why you don't want me to become a judge. But you're the reason I have to become a judge! You're the devil incarnate! And outcarnate! Every kind of carnate!

Please, is-is there any way you'd reconsider?

No! No, no! You two are both terrible people.

Who found each other in this crazy world!

And who lie about how they found each other. So, please leave now. Just... Ugh! Ugh!

You know what? You're right. We shouldn't have lied about our story. I love our story. Sure, it's messy, but it's the story that got us here, about to get married.

I love it, too. Every messy chapter. I love that you slept with over 250 women before deciding that I was your favorite.

This is killing me.

And I love that we just had to keep having sex with each other, even when we were dating other people.

This is really killing me.

And I love that your marriage proposal involved a strip club, lying to me, and pretending to bang the woman I hate for two months.

I love that we keep a running tally of all the different rooms we've had sex in.

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I love that two weeks ago, we put this room on that list.

Huh? Come on, Rev. That's got to be worth some kind of reaction, right? I mean, right where your hymnal is, is where we... we... Well, that's not what you want.

Um, are... are you okay? I think... think maybe seeing your ex was a bit much for you.

No. Not at all. I want... only you. Oh, yeah. I want to... I want to rock your world. And you're so hot. I want to ride you like a bronco.

Okay, Cassie. Cassie. Yeah, we... we can't do this. I mean, you're crying. And contagious. You're-you're having a really, really bad week. I think... I think you should just take it easy.

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You're right. I'm not in a good place.

No.

Oh, wow. I probably would have let you do all sorts of crazy things to me.

Exactly.

I release you. Go have fun this weekend. Meet someone else.

Yes! Yes! Be cool.

Okay.

But I couldn't meet someone else.

Hey, Ted? Everyone here is saying you and Cassie are the couple of the weekend. How great is that?

Barney was right. I'd chosen poorly, everyone had seen us together, and now the whole weekend seemed lost. Until...

Hi. I just got here. Did I miss anything?

Not at all. Grace, right? I'm Ted. Let's get you a drink before you talk to anyone else or hear anything.

Hey, guys. How's your night going?

Ugh! Ugh! Our minister just died.

Wh...?

We can still use the church, but we only have two days to find a new officiant.

Unless... Wedding at Bernie's!

We're not doing Wedding at Bernie's!

Wow. Oh, that's terrible. Should I make a toast in his honor?

No.

Of course I should. Everyone? To Reverend Lowell. He may have passed away tonight, but he will always...

Uncle Robert died?! Oh, no.

Have a nice weekend.

All that night, I did nothing but choose poorly. But thanks to Cassie, I didn't get together with anyone at that wedding. And if I had, well, then, your mother and I might never have met. So, maybe, in a way, I chose wisely.

Boo-uh! Boo-uh! Eee! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Although, it sure as heck didn't feel like it at the time.

She chose... Wesley. I've been dying to say that one all night.

Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you. The truth is, you're right. It was wrong of me to take that job without telling Lily. I don't need to be tough with her. I need to be fair.

Thanks, Marshall. I should also apologize. While you were filling the tank, I may have been so angry, I texted your wife with the news that you took that judge offer. Don't forget to compliment her hair.

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