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How I met your mother ƒV[ƒYƒ“8yŒ´‘čzRing Up!

Oh, yeah.Who's your guitar-player-biker- who-couldn't-find-mild-salsa- but-said-screw-it- and-went-medium bad boy?

Marshall, your hand!

Okay, I'm pretty sure it wasn't that bad, but this is how Uncle Marshall likes to tell the story.

Oh, yeah, no, that's the cuff.I'm woozy, and I can't flex my fingers and the rotten fish smell is getting stronger.But I'm learning to compensate with my left.

woozy ƒnƒbƒLƒŠ‚ľ‚Č‚˘ rotten •…‚Á‚˝ compensate •â‚¤

Is that why last night when I asked you to honka honka me you only honka'd me?

I didn't think you noticed.

Snap's been jealous of Crackle all day.Just take the cuff off.

No, but, baby, then all the sex will stop.

Marshall, you don't need a cuff for me to find you sexy.All you have to do is smile, and I'm ready for you to hop on Pop.

Thanks, baby.

Are you too woozy to do it one last time before we seek emergency medical attention?

Only one way to find out.

I'm sorry, bro, I totally overreacted.

You think? I can't believe you're allowed to ship a dead possum.

possum ƒtƒNƒƒlƒYƒ~

He died? That possum was supposed to be an olive branch.Are you sure he's not just playing dead?

He smells like Marshall's hand.And wait, you-you forgive me?

Absolutely.Hey, I got a couple cee-gars.Get over here!

All right.So, where are those cee-gars?

Eh, we'll break 'em out in a minute.

Hey, Barn.Ted?

Barney, what is your sister doing here?

Nothing, bro.Or should I say, bro-in-law! Congratulations! You're marrying my sister! And you spared no expense, you big crazy!

You know what? I love Barney, but this ring thing sucks.Some gross guy just brushed up against my rack and then apologized.And I think he really, really meant it.

rack ‚¨‚Á‚Ď‚˘

Oh, sweetie, I know it's nice to be groped by strangers, but nothing beats the rush you get when that one special person looks at you.

groped Žč’T‚股‚é

It's true.Like here in this bar, there's only one thing that I see, and I see her brighter and more clearly than anything else in this world.You know what that is? That's love.And possibly alcohol mixed with some very powerful antibiotics.

And that's how Barney sees you.And I know that's how you see Barney.

I'd like to start the service with a passage from Ted's dream journal.Drowning.Gasping for air.No escape.

Wait, is that about Vietnam?

It's about Whole Foods.

Barney.We are not getting married.And those aisles are too narrow!

But you two have to get married-- otherwise, it's just a cheap, meaningless, disgusting one-night stand.

Wait, just to be clear, you're saying you're opposed to cheap, meaningless, disgusting one-night stands?

Yes.

Barney don't you see? Your detox is done! You're over one-night stands!

Oh, my God, you're right! I'm free!

Yeah.So if you think about it-- but not too much-- it's actually good that Carly and I hooked up.

Yeah, it's really good.I mean, this guy goes at it like he's still in his 50s.

Hey, have a cigar, you big crazy!

Hey, don't try to make this okay.You still slept with my sister.Promise me you will never, ever do that again.

I promise.

You just winked.

No, I didn't.

You did it again!

No, I didn't!

You swear, right?

Yeah.Of course.

That night, even though she still couldn't get a beer, Robin realized the true power of the ring.

Hey, Robin.Did you ever figure out how you're gonna get a drink at the bar now that you're engaged?

Oh, sure.I know a way that's gonna last forever.Scotch on the rocks?

Coming right up.

Now, before you say anything about the hat this new girl's ass is phenomenal!

phenomenal ‹Á‚­‚ׂŤ

Hey, Marshall, you got to see this.The catalog must have mixed up my order.You won't believe the jeans they just sent me.Hilarious, right?

Hilarious ‚Ć‚Ä‚ŕ–Ę”’‚˘

Totally.You look like some suburban mom who drives a minivan filled with stale Cheerios and empty juice boxes probably makes chili mac and Frito pie for dinner smells like that menthol cigarette that she snuck while she was waiting to pick her kids up from hockey practice.Get over here!

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