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Dad, we need to talk.
Is it about the bees?
Bees?
We're throwing a housewarming party in two weeks.
Oh.
It's gonna be friends, neighbors
Did he say did he say bees?
Yeah.Marshall's been working very long hours lately, so I have been planning this whole party by myself, and everything's in place: the food, the wine.I even found a rare Gouda on the Internet.
Oh.
Getting back to these bees
Bottom line: this party is very important to me, so I can only assume-and I say this with love-you're gonna ruin it.
Lily, I promise I won't ruin your party.I'll be charming and convivial.A regular Burt Reynolds.You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
convivial 愉快な
Tell us about the bees!
Well, all right, since you asked.I'm starting up a business cultivating all-organic, artisanal honey.That's right, I'm a job creator.
cultivating 菜園 artisanal 職人の
Oh.
So this party
Oh, Lily, wait.Um, if you don't mind, I just, I have one follow-up.Where are you doing this exactly?
Downstairs-there's 10,000 bees in the basement.
Why would you even say that?!
It's the most ridic
Happy housewarming!
Hey, guys.
Robin here has spent all day learning how to make kugel.Couldn't figure it out-this is from Zabar's.
Can we heat it up in your oven?
Faster than heating it up in the refrigerator.I've had a few cocktails.
I've got it.
Take that.
Kids, some day you're gona throw a party.and you might find yourself worrying if something's gonna go wrong.Well, don't.What you should worry about is everything going wrong.And what's really scary is how quickly that can happen.At Lily and Marshall's housewarming party for instance, it only took five minutes.Now, a lot happened in those five minutes.You know what? I'm gonna take this room by room.We'll start in the living room.
Oh, no, that's not what you want.
What?
Oh, nothing.So, you think this is going pretty well?
Baby, are you kidding? You single-handedly pulled off the party of the year.
single-handedly 人の手を借りずに
Oh, stop it.I used both hands.
So, what can I do to help?
Honey, this is your first night off in however long.You just relax and keep knocking back those cocktails.
Mr.Cootes.Hey, isn't it nice to finally have a night off?
It is.But tonight is not that night.We're going back to the office in 45 minutes.
But, sir, this is our housewarming party.
You know, Mother Earth is also having a housewarming party, too, only hers ends with humankind at the bottom of a rising ocean, passing through the digestive tract of a stingray.By the way, it's a lovely home.
humankind 種としての人間 digestive 消化薬 tract 大きな広がり stingray スティング
Mr.Cootes, I know you're a vegan, so I, uh, I got some vegan spring rolls for you over there.
Oh, nummies!
You're going back to work? Sheez, Marshall, you are as busy as a Oh, gosh, what are you as busy as?
Please don't talk about the bees.
I was gonna say Nicolas Cage.That guy is in everything.
Let's just put on some music.I'll, uh, I'll bring out the Gouda, we'll open a couple bottles of wine that are in the basement.
All right, I'll get my beekeeper's suit.You should be happy about the bees.They're keeping the mice at bay.
We have mice?
Not with all these bees flying around, we don't.You're welcome.
Ted, baby Gouda's coming out.
Are you a vegan?
What?
Ooh-ee!
Kitchen, now.
I can't believe that he's making us go to work tonight.
Are you a vegan?
Um, no.
Uh-huh.And when you were shoveling the spring rolls down your gullet, did you happen to notice a little sign next to the plate marked Vegan?
shovel かき集める gullet 食道
I think there's been some mistake.
You could have had anything on that table! Anything at all! Mini pizzas, bacon-wrapped figs, pigs in blankets.There was even talk of an inbound Gouda! But no, no, you had to have the one thing that someone with my dietary preferences can eat.
Look, I didn't eat the spring rolls.
Liar! Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit!
deceit ペテン
Okay, okay, maybe I did eat your precious spring rolls.
Oh
What are you gonna do about it, hippie?
It's fine.Everything's fine.
Young man, are you suggesting fisticuffs as in with our fists?
And feet-I'm a kicker.
Well, well, looks like I just started eating white meat again.
I will bite and scratch you like a wolverine.
May I warn you, I have been in a fight before.
So have I sort of.
Oh, God.Mr.Cootes.Hi.Did you see that we had hummus and veggies?
There's hummus and veggies?
Over there.
Hey, I'm not gonna let that guy push me around.I believe it was Sun Tzu who wrote, Never give up.Never surrender.
Shut up, Ted.
Okay.
For God's sake, Lily, you're pregnant.For God's sake, Ted Lily's pregnant.
Oh, man.Sorry about that.
I don't need this right now, Ted.
I shouldn't do this.I shouldn't do this.
What?
This is a bad idea.This is a bad idea!
What is?
I should just go.I should just go!
Okay, okay, just tell me what is going on.
I love my penis, Robin.
Oh, Barney, you promised.
I do! I love it! If I could kiss it, I would.I'd be lying if I told you I hadn't tried.
I'm not comfortable with this conversation.
Oh, come on, Robin, it's my penis we're talking about.You've seen her-she's magnificent.
She?
Every penis is a girl, Robin.Everyone knows that.Like ships and lake monsters.
And Gouda! She's a beauta.
Oh, Gouda.
Well, I'll be back.Most of me, anyway.
Don't eat that.
What?
Whoops! Oh, it's ruined.
It's not ruined.Ten second rule.Eight, nine, ten, and it's ruined.
This whole party's ruined.I got a basement full of bees, and Ted almost got into a fight with Mr.Cootes.
Lily, look around.Everyone's having an amazing time.It's a great party.
Okay, maybe it's not a total disaster.
What the hell was that?!