Robin: Excuse me, I've got a thing.
Woman: Hey! That's my cab!
Robin: Gregor's Steakhouse, downtown.
Woman: This is my cab...!
Barney: Downtown hospital, please. It's right by Gregor's Steakhouse. Take the FDR, and maybe crank up some smooth jazz.
Medic: Uh, we're required by law to take you to the nearest hospital, which is St. Luke's-Roosevelt. Uptown.
Barney: Oh, no. It's Barney. Help me.
Narator: Robin also needed a win that day. It had been a rough year for Robin. First her boyfriend and former cohost, Don, left her for another job. Then Robin met her new cohost, Becky.
Becky: Hi! I'm Becky!
Becky: I am so excited to be your coanchor! Yay!
Robin: Hi, Becky. My, you're perky.
Becky: Don't worry, I am not here to step on your toesies.
step on someone's toes 感情を害する
Becky: You're still the star. I made chocolate chip cookies for everybody! Yay!
Narator: And just like that, Becky started to eclipse Robin. I mean, literally eclipse her.
Woman: This is my cab! Aah!
Robin: Keep it.
Barney: Ranjit, take me to Gregor's.
Ranjit: Taking you to Gregor's.
Singer: As Marshall ran with all his might and passed his friend Christine
Marshall: Hey, Christine.
Singer: He thought of all the times that he had beaten the machine. He triumphed over "Pitfall" He vanquished the alarm. He brought the jukebox back to life with his Fonzarelli arm Marshall versus the machines.
triumph over 打ち勝つ Pitfall 落とし穴 vanquish 打ち負かす
Woman: Last seat. Thank God. I just had the worst cab ride of my life.
Ted: Well, you're in luck. See that gothic church over there? Those corinthian columns were designed by Giuseppe Pegatto in 1896.
Barney: Hey, Ranjit, pull over.
Ranjit: Pulling over.
Barney: Hey, toots! How about a ride? Oh. Hey, Robin, it's you.
Singer: Hyah! Move along. Hyah! Move along. Hyah!
Ted: See that over there? That's the old Arcadian Hotel. Fun fact... While today its neoclassical fenestration is considered to be...
Robin: So, is this ride your way of apologizing for this morning?
Barney: I'm sorry. I never apologize. And why would I?
Robin: Are you kidding me?
Robin: Hey, Barney, can I talk to you?
Barney: Sure. Stand a little more this way. I'm scouting some talent. Pretend we're talking about something important.
Robin: Oh, well, this... This is something important. Um, I'm having a... A really rough time at work. You know, the whole Becky thing...
Barney: Oh, you know what? That's just getting distracting. Um, say "carrots and peas". Carrots and peas. Guys, I can't stop staring at that girl's face.
Barney: What, you really had something to talk about?
Robin: Yes. Look, I've spent the last,six years in this city, focusing on my career, all for nothing. Some lady almost got me killed. Maury Povich stole my cab. I swear, this city is starting to reject me like a bad organ transplant. You know, everyone keeps saying that I'm not a real New Yorker. Well, maybe I should just stop trying.
Barney: Robin, I had no idea.
Robin: No, it's my fault for thinking that you might care. Ranjit, stop the car.
Ranjit: Stopping the car.
Barney: No, don't stop the car.
Ranjit: Not stopping the car.
Robin: Seriously, stop the car.
Ranjit: Seriously stopping the car.
Barney: Look, you... Wait, wait... Robin, hold on. If you want to talk, I'm right here.
Robin: Carrots and peas.
Barney: Don't... You...
Ranjit: I'll crank up the smooth jazz.
Singer: Our hero's strength was fading fast just as the light turned... green. He then thought back to all the times he'd lost to a machine. The cable box is fearsome but the stapler's mighty sting... The cable box's bite again... Getting too tired to sing.
Ted: Uses a hybrid steel tube structure...
Narator:Kids, that day, I had a horrible realization. If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus...It's you. The good news is, I was halfway there, and nothing could stop me.
Marshall: Whoa! This is crazy.
Robin: I can't believe it.
Ted: Okay, this is clearly a sign. Let's just call it a tie. Forget about the race. Head back to the bar.
Narator: Just like that, the race was back on.
Maury Povich: Idiot.
Narator: Meanwhile, one subway car over...
Robin: Oh, God. Oh, bite me!