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A station wagon? Really? You rented a station wagon?
Yeah, a van cost, like, 25 bucks more.
A station wagon.
Greetings, Will Robinson! Where's the birthday boy or girl?
Greetings こんにちわ
Hey, climb on in.
climb on in 車に乗り込む
What the hell is this?
They didn't have any Stormtroopers, so I had to get a different robot.This will still work.
Different robot? Stormtroopers aren't robots.
Of course they're robots.Must kill Luke Skywalker.
Nobody says that in Star Wars.
Really lousy robot voice, honey.
Someone ordered an extra-large sausage.
Hey, one of Barney's videos starts off just like that.
Hey, guys, Barney's ordering five of something.
I don't know if it's gonna fit in here.
Okay.Now you're just quoting the video.
Still ordering.Waiter's taking out a second pad.
Yeah, okay, well, we need it in here.We're on a stakeout.
Shouldn't you be in a van?
A van costs more.Thank you.
Score me a slice, Will Robinson.
No, no, no.You get a stain on that costume, they're gonna charge us.
Dude, will you just chill about money.
chill くじく
Yeah, let the Stormtrooper have a slice.
Yeah.It's not a Stormtrooper.
It's not a Stormtrooper.
Hi, Lily.Sorry I'm late.I was looking for a van.
Thank you.
$25.
So, should I go say hi to Robin?
Not yet.Get in the car.Okay, so wait, wait, wait.When they blew up the Death Star, knowing full well there were thousands of Stormtroopers on it, those were people?
Well, it was called the Death Star, baby.They knew what they were getting into.
Look, I don't wanna play the "I'm Alan Thicke" card, but I really do have a dinner to get to, so
Someone has gotta take this sausage.
Okay, were you in that video? Were you the guy with the farmer tan?
Jonesing for some za, Will Robinson.
Come on, I'm Alan Thicke!
This ain't what I signed up for.
Hey, that's my
Okay, you know what, everyone stop! Alan Thicke, shut up! Marshall, it's a station wagon, get over it! Ted, stop talking about porn! And for the love of God, somebody get the Stormtrooper some pizza!
It's not a Stormtrooper.
It's not a Stormtrooper.
Crap! They see us.
Danger! Danger!
Are you sure they saw us?
Yes.
Hey! Can I go talk to Barney now? I'm so excited.Do you really think he's gonna propose to me?
Oh, honey.
Forget it, Crazy Meg.We've been made.If we try anything now, they're gonna know it's us.I think we should all just go home.
No! This is my masterpiece.So what if they saw us? It'll still work.
Stop it! We'll think of something else.
Let me repeat, I am Alan Thicke.
You're Alan Thicke?
No.
Alan Thicke, you're up.Get on out there.
And so, Lily followed through with her plan.First, Alan Thicke, followed by Crazy Meg, then the robot and, finally, the dirty dishes.
They're kissing.They shouldn't be kissing.Why isn't this working?
Because they're in love.
It really was just a rough patch.
What the hell am I doing? This whole thing was a mistake.
So, any of you dudes wanna get high?
I never thought I'd be saying this tonight, but to Barney and Robin, the happy couple.
That was the moment we learned that relationships take hard work, but eventually, everything will work out.
Hey.
Hey.
Where's Barney?
Uh We broke up.
And that was the moment we unlearned that other lesson we had just learned a few seconds earlier.You see, earlier that night, when Lily thought Barney and Robin had spotted her, this is what they really saw.
Why do that fat guy and old lady keep Oh, my God.That's us.
Look at us.Did we always look this awful?
Robin, I'm not happy.I mean, I wish I was.Nothing would make me happier than being happy, but I'm not.
But what are we doing wrong? We love each other.I mean, if this doesn't work, what will? We're so similar.
We both like scotch.We're both awesome.
You know, maybe that's it.Maybe there's just too much awesome here.
Exactly.Two awesomes cancel each other out.I'm tired of being canceled out.
Me, too.Are we breaking up?
I think so.Aw, crap.Now comes the next part, the part where you and I can't go back to being friends.
Well, maybe this isn't a breakup.Maybe this is two friends getting back together.
Robin?
Hi.
It's always so great to see a fellow hoser.
Oh.Yes.
Hi.Good news.I forgive you for the whole restraining order thing.
Uh, hi.
Was that a Stormtrooper?
That's not a You wanna get outta here?
Yeah.
Excuse me.
See you, guys.
Excuse me.
Okay.
See you, Alan.
See you, Alan.
So, you still on 73rd Street?
How do you know that?
Getting back together as friends.I like that.
One more for the road?
for the road わかれのしるし
And, I mean, who knows, maybe when, like, you turn 40, if you haven't found anyone
I already have that deal with Ted.
Oh! Right.Stupid.Well, maybe when you turn 39, if you haven't found anyone.
It turns out that they really did just need to let things run their course.
So, how's Barney doing?
He's okay, I think.It might be a while before he fully recovers, but Mmm.Did you guys just feel a chill?
Yeah.
Daddy's home.
Well, Robin, I'm glad we could catch up.
Yeah.Let's do it again soon.
I love that you guys are still friends so long after you did that music video.
Yeah.
The music The Sandcastles video.Yes, yes.We did that together, too.
What do you mean "too"?
Well, we had this failed Canadian TV variety show.That was so embarrassing.Imagine what would happen if anybody ever got their hands on that?
Ooh! You.