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Baby? Baby,what is it?

The credit card bill came today.You checked into a hotel two blocks from school on a Tuesday.

It's not what you think.

Who is she,Marshall? What's her name?

Burrito.Carnitas Burrito.

So,you checked into a hotel room just so you could read a magazine there?

Hey,Robin,do you want me to see if the waitress has any giant sugar cubes for that high horse of yours? Nobody likes to read a magazine at work and if they say that they do, then they're not human.

Dude,I read a magazine at work every day.I can't tell you how many meetings I've been late to because I was busy reading a magazine.But I don't feel bad about it.That's my time.Sure,"reading a magazine" ain't pretty, but,you know, it's something I gotta do.So why be ashamed about it? Wait,"reading a magazine" means masturbating,right?

I can't believe it.You drank all my milk again!

We can have sex.

Okay.

It's the perfect set up.Anytime we start getting into an argument, we just have sex instead.One minute we're just laying into each other, and then the next minute Well,same thing.

Awesome.

So,this morning,she's yelling at me through the door, "You're taking too long in the shower!" Next thing I know, she hops in.Now baby don't mind I took my time.

So awesome.

Sorry I'm late.I was just jammin' on Scherbatsky.She used up all my stamps, so long story short, the postman rang twice.You must bump this!

to make a long story short ‘‚˘˜b‚Ş

That's just so Excuse me for a second.

So,you're saying plasmas are better for low light, but LCDs are better for games?

Right,but the CRTs have the truest blacks.

So,if I want a really crisp contrast ratio

crisp ‘N–ž‚Č

The CRT's deep-pixel cell structure produces a resolution you just can't match with an LCD.

resolution ‰đ‘œ“x

Huh I'll take the CRT.

Barney, this is nuts.

I'm doing just fine, thank you.

No,you're not.You need to learn to let this stuff out.Like we do in my kindergarten class "Feelings Hour" every Tuesday morning.

Look,Lily,maybe your kindergartners are upset that their friends are sleeping with each other, but not me.I have never been better.

Meanwhile,Marshall was still struggling at work.

Coming through.Big breakfast this morning.You know what that means.

But then came the best news he'd heard in a long time.

And did you hear? They laid off everybody on the eighth floor.

lay off ˆęŽž‰đŒŮ‚ˇ‚é

I know.It's a ghost town down there.

Morning.

Morning.

Hey,that was fun last night.

Word,that was a good one.Mental note: don't throw out the pizza box more often.

All right,see you later.

So last night,Robin left a pizza box out on the floor, so we had sex three times.

Sure.

And then,this morning before I left for work we kissed.

Ooh,that's weird.That is weird.

Right? That kiss violated the spirit Of our whole arrangement.I mean,she probably thinks I'm getting feelings for her.

violate ˆá”˝‚ˇ‚é

Well,are you?

Yes,I'm in love with her.Is what you-- That's you,dude.

No.It didn't mean anything.It was just some leftover reflex from when we were a couple.But I think I probably blew it.

Definitely.It is so over.

Hold the phone.Maybe Robin didn't think it was weird.

It was weird.Weird,weird,weird, weird,weird.W-I-E-R-D.Weird.

That's not how you spell weird.

Come on,Lily.Nobody likes a Ted.

I tried to warn you.When exes relapse, someone always gets hurt.But no one listened.Story of my life.My cuteness interferes with people hearing my message.

relapse ‹t–߂股‚é

Well,what should I do?

There's only one thing to do.You have to stop sleeping together,please.

I think we have to stop sleeping together.With me and Ted, it's like cigarettes.You have one when you're drunk and you think it's fine.But before you know it, you're buying a carton a week.I think I have to end it.

Yup.I have to end it.

So We're ending it,huh?

I think so,yeah.

It's probably for the best.It was fun, but I don't want things to get weird.

Me neither.

Roomies?

Roomies.

Robin!

But we tell no one.Deal?

Deal.

Deal.

Dude!

Come on!

What is the matter with you?

That one.

So,that didn't last long.

By the way,Marshall, what were you doing back in our apartment? I thought you had the perfect situation.

I did.

Everything was going great.I was feeling comfortable, more confident.I felt I could take on the world.One morning,I took my magazine down to the eighth floor.

We gotta gut this whole place.I need these walls taken out here and here.

gut “ŕ•”‚đ”j‰ó‚ˇ‚é

You got it.

All right.

Celebrities pick up their dry cleaning? I pick up my dry cleaning.Don't come in!

So that didn't last long.

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