評決
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The biggest case of my life and I'd already lost the jury.I mean, I've heard of Twelve Angry Men, but this was more like Twelve Horny Women.
Stay on topic.
Stay on topic 話題からそれないで
I can't compete with Brad.The jury is in love with him.During recess, one of those ladies raced across the hall to see if she could get a divorce.
And I'm pretty sure there was some funny business going on under that judge's robe.
What you guys saw Brad do was nothing.He's taken it to a whole other level.
Ladies and ladies of the jury, I'm sorry if I seem down.My girlfriend Kara broke up with me last night.
seem down 落ち込んで見える
Aww
She said I listen too much, whatever that means.
Aww
Oh.
Can you believe this guy?
Really?Do I even want to see what I look like?Wow.That's, like, super mean.
Next, Brad brought out his expert witness.
So, Dr.Bedrosian, you're saying that even if Gruber Pharmaceuticals' industry-leading drugs somehow seeped into Frog Lake, they could actually be helping the otter population grow thicker coats of fur?
seep into 溶け込む
Absolutely.
And for the older birds, who maybe don't perform as well in the bedroom as they used to, could actually be having healthier sex lives?
In my expert opinion yes?Yes.
So Gruber is giving these animals free medicine.Medicine that you or I would have to pay a fortune for if we needed help in the bedroom which I don't.
pay a fortune for 大金を払う
You're so bad.
But I realized, if Brad could call a quack as his star witness, then so could I.You'll get that in a second.
quack インチキの
Meet Paddles, the duckling.Quack.
Continue.
Little Paddles here just spent three months being nursed back to health.Why?Well, because he was found in Frog Lake suffering from acute dermatitis a painful full-body rash, caused by who?Gruber Pharmaceuticals.
nursed back to health 看病されて元気になる acute 深刻な dermatitis 皮膚炎 rash 発疹
For a brief, shining moment, it looked like I might just win this thing.But then
I took a field trip to this so-called polluted lake.If you'll indulge me, I'd like to share my experience.
indulge 熱中する
Frog Lake.Behold nature's beauty.Polluted?Polluted with good times. Frog Lake.Frog Lake.Come on in.
The water's fine.
I shot and edited that myself.Yep, I edit stuff, too.
Sorry, Ms.Aldrin, there's no rap sheet under your name.
rap sheet 逮捕記録
Oh, y-you know what,It must be under my street tag... Numbah One Gunna.
Nope.Sorry, Number One Gunna.Next!
Those jive-ass turkeys must've lost it.
Well, they're pretty swamped arresting 1970s pimps like yourself.
swamp 圧倒される pimp 情報提供者
Lily, let it go.I didn't want to brag, but I think it's time to acknowledge that I was the ultimate teenage badass of this group.
You were a teen pop star in Canada.You sang songs about the mall.
Hey.There is a dark side to being a rocker on the road north of the 49th.
Mm, thanks.Hey.
We've received some noise complaints, eh?Can you please lower the music?
Oh, yeah.Yeah, sure.Sure.How aboot, uh, I lower the TV, too, yeah?
Three hours later, I was arrested drunk, naked, and driving a Zamboni.Man, that DUI drove my insurance through the roof.
Please be seated.Mr.Morris, good seeing you this morning.Mr.Eriksen you're here.Any, uh, final witnesses?
Well, Your Honor, um Um Actually, Your Honor, uh, I'
Mr.Eriksen?
Your Honor, I call Brad Morris to the stand.
stand 証人台
Mr.Eriksen, this is highly irregular.
I would like Mr.Morris to remove his shirt.
I'll allow it.
Objection, Your Honor, on grounds that this is ridonk!
on grounds に基づいて
Overruled.Take it off.
Acute dermatitis, courtesy of Frog Lake and Gruber Pharmaceuticals.
courtesy 優遇
That was badass.
So, in the end, one might say you were forced to do something rash?
Rash!
You know, I had that one, but Lily told me to cut it.Um, anyway all that was left was the verdict.
verdict 評決
We, the jury, find Gruber Pharmaceuticals guilty.
Yes!
$25 million.
That tie is not only tasteful; it's lucky!
tasteful 上品
I hereby fine Gruber in the amount of $25,000.Court is adjourned.
hereby これによって