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Ted, I'm your best friend.Why would I root against you?
Lily bets Marshall that Ted and Robin won't end up together.
That's why. So, Lily was betting against me and Robin.I just didn't know it.
Okay, you want to make it work with Robin? You need to stay on her radar.Call her right now.
She's on the plane.Her phone's off.
Oh, my God! How adorable would it be if when the plane lands, she turns on her phone and her mailbox is full of messages from you?!
Ted, don't leave her any voice mails.
Why not?
Because
Because you need to go to Russia.With love! Surprise her.Make the-- in no way creepy-- grand romantic gesture that we all know Robin loves.Oh!
So I just walk up to her in Red Square with a dozen roses? Or float down to her in my hot air balloon with ten dozen roses!
float down 舞い降りる
Yes, that's perfect!
Not like this, Lily.Not like this.
If you'll excuse me, I've got some sonnets to write.
Stay put, Ted.You're gonna want to hear this.Guys, what's this?
stay put にとどまる
And Marshall and Lily explained.It all started ten years earlier.They had been looking for a new hobby they could do as a couple.
I already missed the beginner's lesson.Maybe I shouldn't even go.Ah, screw it.I've seen the Olympics.I know what I'm doing.I'm going skiing, bitches!
He's gonna break his leg.
He's not gonna break his leg.
Twenty bucks says he does.
Lily bets Marshall that Ted will break his leg skiing.
You would be amazed.People fall off ski lifts all the time.Well, I gotta hit the head.
Well, he didn't break his leg.
Yeah, I gotta say that, um, making money off this bet just makes me feel
More alive than you've felt in years?
Yes!
New hobby!
We need a cash box, some glitter and some glue!
You've been betting on us? Like we're a couple of hobos fighting over a sandwich in some psycho preppy kid's backyard?
No, this is just what happens in marriage.You get bored.You run out of things to do.
We were making models.
You single people are out there with the drinking and the sleeping around
Model airplanes.
The grinding and the bumping and the hot sweaty bodies.
with little propellers that spin.
Oh, this one looks interesting.
Lily, I thought you said you wanted to.It was your idea.I starved myself for a week to get camera-ready.
You had a bear claw for breakfast.
Yeah, a bear claw.
I-I changed my mind.I-I just don't want Barney to see us doing it.
Barney is never gonna see this.
Oh, come on.It's Barney.Eventually, somehow he's gonna see it.
Want to bet?
So there really is a sex tape.
Anyhoozles, just long-term bets, just a silly thing we do.What about you, Ted? Your hair's looking good.
Anyhoozles とにかく
Lily bets Marshall that Ted and Robin won't end up together.Wow.So now it's becoming clear why you've been trying to sabotage my future happiness.To win a bet.
Come on, Ted.We made that bet so long ago.
And boy, it's been a real nail-biter.
nail-biter 展開の読めない話
Ted and Stella got engaged.Pay up.
Not yet.
We are driving to the wedding.Pay up.
Not yet.
We are at the wedding.Pay up.
Not yet.
Damn it.
I can't believe you guys! I got left at the alter, and all you cared about was some stupid bet?
I never stopped rooting for you, but I
Ted, I'm not rooting against you.I just don't think Robin's the girl you marry.That's why I made the stupid bet to begin with.I mean, yes, it's five years later, and you haven't settled down with anyone else, but you haven't settled down with Robin, either.There must be a reason for that.What's standing in the way?
God if you help me find this sex tape, I am going to make some changes in my life.I am going to stop sleeping around, quit drinking so much, no more shenanigans.I am going to devote my entire life to doing good deeds, and praising your name.
shenanigan 悪ふざけ devote 捧げる deed 行動
Is this what you're looking for, Mr.Barney?
Never mind, bro.Found it.
I found it! Sweet glory hallelujah, I found it, Ted.You're the only idiot I know who still owns a VCR, so you are the lucky winner of the Who gets to sit next to me and watch our best friends go bananas all over each other sweepstakes.To the outdated viewing device!
sweepstakes 賞金 outdated 時代遅れの
And then I realized why Robin and I hadn't gotten back together in the last five years.
Oh, my God.Robin's in love with you.I can't believe I didn't see it before.Robin is in love with you.
No, she's not.Trust me.
Yes, she is.Something happened between you guys.That's why you broke up with Nora.That night, I saw you in her room, there were rose petals, candles
You saw that? Well, then, maybe you also saw those rose petals and candles going into a garbage bag.
And then Barney told me everything.How he and Robin hooked up.How he broke up with Nora to be with her.How he thought she would do the same for him.How she broke his heart.
She chose Kevin.It hurt, but I guess they're in love.
They broke up last night.
Bummer.Anyway, let's make our own bets about this sex tape.I've got Marshall with a surprise piercing at five-to-one odds, Lily with a landing strip, ten-to-one, Marshall with a landing strip, even money.
piercing 甲高い
I don't believe this.You were in love with Robin, you find out she's single, and your reaction is Bummer?
What do you want me to say, Ted? Whatever I thought was there, she thought differently.So no, I don't care that Robin is single again.
So if Robin started dating someone else, you wouldn't mind?
Nope.
Even if that somebody else was me?
Even if that somebody else was you.
Really?
Really.Hey, bros before hos, right? No matter how mad she made me, Robin's still my bro.And if, uh, you make her happy, then that makes me happy.
Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
Thanks.Now let's watch our two best friends have sex on tape.
I'll make the popcorn.