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Meanwhile, Robin was about to give up on ever finding The Playbook until

Ugh, the Bro Code, damn it. David Lee Roth's autobiography? Crap.To the best wingman ever.We'll always have Panama.Love, Diamond Dave.

Patrice, it's really nice of you to buy Robin a new purse, but it's not your fault that the other one got scratched.Anyway, just get yourself over here.I've got the tree, the decorations, and the know-how from Lethal Weapon 2 to pop that shoulder right back into place.Yep, there is not one reason to leave this apartment for even a second tonight.

Ow.

How's my favorite architect? Other than incredibly handsome.

Hey, Mom.

No, it's Robin.

What do you need?

For reasons that aren't important, I'm trapped in Barney's closet.Help get me out, and I'll return your Weekend at Bernie's DVD.

No way, that's not enough to get me involved in your crazy mess.

I'll also go with you to the five-day fan convention in the desert.

You'll come with me to Bernie Man?

Yes, just hurry.

Ooh someone's excited to see me.Who's Mama's big boy? Who is Mama's big boy?

Wait.

I am.

Mickey?

And I've been bad.

Get off my mommy.

Hugh Hefner in your lobby right now.

I'm gonna grab my robe.

Teddy's first Christmas? Barney, are these my ornaments?

That could be anyone's baby handprint, Ted.Now, come on, Hef's old, but he moves like a cheetah.

Why would you do that with Mickey?

I've been lonely, Marshall, and all the men in St.Cloud's idea of romance is taking me ice fishing.That was me and your father's thing.Plus, call it an overcorrection, but it's kind of nice being with a sophisticated, big-city man.

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You know, I don't know what the big deal is.You've been bumping uglies with my daughter for years.The second I climb up on your mom, it's the end of the world?

How could you think that was Hef?

It was an honest mistake.

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That guy was black, Ted.

I guess I just don't notice that kind of stuff.

We'll get to the grotto one day, my pet.One day.

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How's my favorite architect? Other than well-endowed.

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Mom?

No, it's Robin again.Look, you've got to come back in and get my purse.

Nope, I'm done.Bye, Robin.

Wait! What if I told you I was looking at your red cowboy boots right now?

Describe them.

They're red and they're cowboy boots.

That's them! Why are they at Barney's?

Hey, Barney.

Just returning Ted's boots I borrowed for Halloween.

You were a cowboy?

No, my wife was Wonder Woman.

Can you believe Ted thinks a guy can get laid wearing these?

Challenge accepted.

Do you know what that sound is, Ted? That's a red boot about to be savagely cut up by my pocketknife!

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You mean my pocketknife.I lent it to you two years ago.

Hey.Sorry about the Hugh Hefner mix-up.But seriously, Jon Bon Jovi is downstairs.

You sure it isn't my landlady, Mrs.Takahashi?

I'm serious.The janitor just mopped the floor.Bon Jovi is literally standing next to a sign that says Slippery When Wet.

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Uh-uh.

I want those ornaments back.

Damn it, Ted! You get those ornaments all year.I just need 'em for Christmas! Oh.Hey, Patrice.Did you have any trouble finding Rudolph?

No, it was right on Ted's fire escape like you said.Are you sure he's okay with us borrowing it?

Positive.

I got your purse.

Oh, Ted, you're the best!

But I'm trapped in Barney's living room closet.

Oh, Ted, you're the worst.Okay, enough messing around.I'm calling in The Wolf.

Lily?

Lily.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Hold on, Marshall's calling me on the other line.

Lily, I just saw the worst thing ever.

Kind of busy right now, Marshall.

Quiet.

He can hear you.

Who's he?

He's coming! Everyone shut up!

I'm just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree.It's gonna be legend-- wait for it-- merry!

What are you doing here, Lily?

I've been using Barney's apartment to pump milk for Marvin.

What?! Why?

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