Are you crying?
I know it's stupid, but
And the dragon - And the dragon They're just so happy, you know.
Not as happy as I am.
I will give you $500 if this just happened to you instead of me.
Thank you, Robin.You just saved me unspeakable public humiliation and shame.
Guys, guys.Guess what Robin just did?
Wait, you guys are
Hi, I'm here for the inspection.
Oh! Great.I was worried you weren't coming.
Well, I was actually here a few minutes ago, - but I guess the doorbell doesn't work.
Oh! Hey, doorbell does not work.
Wait, wait, you're just getting this place inspected now?
All right.Hey.Hey.Hey.Hey.All right.Let's all remember that we've all done some stupid things in our lives, okay? For example, I once tried to ride my bike down an extension ladder from the roof of a two-story house.The only looming question is, was I drunk or a kid?
Drum roll, please.
Moms, right? Just always making a big deal out of nothing.Came out of that coma in under a week.
Hey, let's check out the porch, huh? Come on.I'm gonna put a grill out here, every Sunday, right here.It's gonna be a total sausage fest.
Sausage party? Burgers.Right, I'll do We'll do burgers.
Ted, stop it.You can't keep this house.It's a huge mistake.
Lily, listen to me.I had a plan, okay? Wife, house, kids.As it turns out, the universe is being kind of a wad about the whole wife and kids part.So what's the one thing I can control? The house.I bought it.It's not a huge mistake.
Exactly.Now, me driving my brother's car the wrong way down l-94, that was a huge mistake.
I was A kid.
Wow, Barney, what, did you cry on that guy or something?
Uh You got leaky pipes.But the bright side, the pond in your basement is drowning some of the larger, slower rats.The rest of them, well, they're headed this way.
See, you should've waited to find out the problems with this house.
You can always find problems with any decision.But you can't let that stop you.Freshman year, Marshall knew right away he wanted to spend his life with you.What if someone had been there to second-guess that decision?
I know we've only been on two dates, but, damn it, Lily Aldrin, I'm I'm gonna marry you.
Not so fast.We got some structural issues here.These hips are not Eriksen-baby compliant.And this thing right here does not have a proper filter.That's a maintenance issue that's never gonna go away.And I know you think that you like this gothic exterior now, but deep down, didn't you always picture yourself in something Spanish? I recommend you look into the rental option.
But Marshall took that leap of faith, and it's the best thing that ever happened to you both.
leap of faith 盲目的な信仰
It was Robin.What? Yes! It was Robin who cried at Clint's song.But she said I know what she said.But here's what she didn't want you to know.
Listen, Barney, I can't stand all these jokes about me crying.If I pretend to reveal that you were the one who cried, will you go along with it?
go along with 協力する
I made a mistake letting you go, didn't I? Your penis is enormous.
Dude, you almost had us.
You always take it one too far.
All right, good news.I think we'll be out of here early.
Yep.I finished downstairs and the outside.Now, I could keep looking and see what else I can find, besides the black mold, the damaged retaining wall, the frayed electrical wires, the lead paint, the water damage, the fire damage, the sun damage, the broken furnace, the rotted floorboards - Hey, look at that, no termites.
mold カビ termites シロアリ
The cracked chimney, the bats, the rats, the spiders, the raccoons, the hobo, the detached gutter, the outdated fuse box and the paint job in the kitchen, which is fine, but the trim really clashes with the countertops.Or I could just recommend that you do not buy this godforsaken Guantnamo Bay of a house, and suggest that we all get our asses out of here before a medium-sized wind blows the whole sumbitch down.
chimney 煙突 detached 孤立した gutter 貧民街
What if What if I already bought the sumbitch?
Well, I will check out the upstairs.
Did he say he found a hobo?
Okay, yes.There are problems.But I see this house for what I know it can be.I see a swing on that tree outside.I see a wreath on the front door at Christmas, I see a grill out on that patio, where I'll be barbecuing every weekend.I see a life that I know I can have here.
I see a lawsuit.
Hey, well, the good news is, the inspector killed some roaches on impact.
Hold on.Giant hole in second floor.Just want to make sure the report is thorough.
Oh, you were right.This was a huge mistake.It's just Everyone's moving on but me.You guys got a place years ago.Robin's getting serious with Don.Barney, maybe, that's a new tie?
Now, my mom's remarried.I'm exactly where I was five years ago.I'm sick of it.I'm I'm ready for the life that fits into this house.
That's all right, buddy.Sometimes, people make the wrong decisions in life.Like your mother.
What do you mean?
Ted, as you know, I've always been very, very fond of your mother.
In fact, Virginia and I shared a special moment back in 2006 B.C.Before Clint.
What the hell are you talking about?
I wanted to be your dad.
What does that even mean?
Don't you talk back to me, young man.That's why I cried at Clint's song.Because that bastard took her away from me.And now, all I'm left with is the memory of dropping her off at the airport.