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Ted: OK this is fun. Look at this picture. It's a rabbit! You can look at it for hours and be absolutely sure it's a rabbit. But then one day, you look at it and you realize, "wait a second, it's a duck!" Rabbit, duck, rabbit, duck. Isn't it fun?
Narator: It sure was.
Marshall: Relationships are like that. I mean, look, when you first met Don, you hated him, you thought "This guy's a duck", but one of these days you're gonna realize "This is actually someone that I love, he's a rabbit".
Ted: Wow I think you got it backwards there, buddy. The duck is the thing you love, the rabbit is the thing you hate.
Marshall: What?!!
Robin: Yeah I got to agree. Duck's up, rabbit down.
Lily: Definitely. Ducks are better than rabbits.
Marshall: I got... ducks are... ducks are... rabbits are adorable. Ducks are aargh. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? I mean, ducks are... jerks.
Narator: This lead to one of the most intense arguments our group has ever had.
Ted: Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey.
gamey 嫌な臭い
Marshall: We're not talking about flavour, Ted.
Ted: Flavour counts.
Marshall: Who carries a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Robin: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers. Who's cosier? No, no, no, no, no, no... who's cosier?
Ted: Hold on, I've got to get another book.
Ted: Then why don't we take, a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out?
Marshall: Because it's illegal, Ted!
Ted: Only if we bet on it, Marshall!
Marshall: FINE! I CAN SEE IT! YOU WIN!
Robin: Say it.
Ted: You have to say it.
Marshall: Duck's good... rabbit's bad.
Robin: YAYYYYY.
Lily: YAY.
Ted: YESSS.
Robin: Thank you. And Don is, and always will be, a rabbit.
Ted: Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that, Robin. Think about it. Don... Donald. Donald... Duck. And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear?
Lily: Pants.
Ted: Pants. Don's... a duck. Permission to say "lawyered"?
Marshall: I'll allow it.
Ted: Lawyered.
Narator: Yes, kids, sometimes there's a fine line between love and hate. Case and point.
Barney: There is no place I would rather be and no one I would rather be with... I should get that. Go for Barney... Look, I'm sort of in the middle of someone, something right now and I... You're a hot lady bullfighter?... You gotta go.
Barney: McLaren's pub.
Ranjit: McLaren's pub.
Barney: Well, heeelllooo.
Barney: There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be... Would you excuse me for one moment? Go for Barney, look, I... You're a gold medalist japanese figure skater? Adios, muchacha!
Barney: McLaren's pub.
Ranjit: McLaren's pub.
Barney: Well, heeelllooo.
Barney: No place I'd rather be, no one I'd rather b... baaah... for Pete's sake. You're a HOT chick? Sayonara.
Barney: McLaren's pub.
Ranjit: McLaren's pub.
Barney: Well, heeelllooo.
Hot Chick: I realize that you're very busy, so I'll just get straight to the point.
Barney: OK. Ay ay ay.
Hot Chick: And that's my bad leg. Very bad. Are you OK?
Barney: Yeah of course. Why, why wouldn't I be?... Go for Barney.
Narator: Barney had been sure that phone was something he loved. But now he realized it wasn't that at all. It was something else entirely.
Barney: I'm free.
Barney: Ahh now this feels right. There is no place I would rather be, and no one I would rather be...
Hot Chick: What's wrong?
Barney: Did you hear that?
Hot Chick: Hear what?
Barney: Shhhhhhhh. aaahhhh
Barney: McLaren's pub!!
Ranjit: McLaren's pub!
Barney: Go-o for Barrr-neeeeyy. D cups, really?
Narator: Finally Valentine's Day arrived. The deadline for Marshall and Lily to find me a wife. An important job they had...well, forgotten to do.
Marshall: Aren't we supposed to go on a double date with Ted?
Lily: Ted? No, he's not seeing anyone. Remember, he asked us to find...
Marshall: Oh, no.
Marshall: Hey! Hey, wanna get married?
Lily: I don't know what kind of architect? Houses, buildings, that kind of crap.
Marshall: Wanna marry my friend Ted? Wanna marry my friend Ted? Wanna marry my friend Ted?
Lily: You can be choosey? You're in a bar on Valentine's Day, uh!
Marshall: Hey, just real quick... you wanna marry my friend Ted?
Lily: Man, Ted's right, it's tough out there.
Marshall: This is stupid. You know what, we forgot about this. I'm sure Ted did also.
Ted: Here comes the groom in his favorite blazer, gonna meet my wife and I'm...laser, tazer, gaze her, take, bathe her?
Robin: Hey, Ted?
Ted: Yeah?
Robin: Before you go meet your future wife, why don't you swing by Don's party with me?
Ted: That's what you're wearing?
Robin: Yeah, why?
Ted: He's a duck. That dude be straight-ducking. "And I think that I'll amaze her". Nailed it!
Narator: So we went to Don's party.
Ted: Look, Robin, I don't wanna crowd you on your little date here, so if things start to get hot and heavy with Don...
Robin: They're not gonna get...
Ted: I'm just saying, if they do... I'll just say "Well, I got a dinner res" and then, wait this is the last part, I've been working on it for a while... I'll duck out.
Robin: Ha ha ha. It's not gonna get happen... but yeah, do that!
Don: Hello, Robin.
Ted: Well, I got a dinner res...
Robin: Come... god, Don, what the hell are you doing?
Don: I don't know. It's something called the Naked Man. I read about it on some guy's blog. My god, I'm so stupid, why did I ever think it would work on someone like you?
Robin: Yeah, cause I would never, could like, standards, so... you know... I thought this was a party.
Don: I only said that to get you to come over here. I didn't think you'd bring a date.
Robin: Ted's not my date. He's a friend.
Don: Oh god, you probably think I'm some kind of playboy now, right?
Robin: You could say that.