ジンクスの誓い
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
So I had promised not to tell anyone about Barney's plan to propose to Patrice.But I knew, deep down, Robin deserved to know.
Ah, there he is! The youngest architect ever to build a skyscraper in New York City.The shockingly still single Ted Mosby! Hear that, ladies?
I can't believe the GNB Tower opens tonight.
Ted, your building finally gets unveiled to the whole world.
unveiled ベールを脱いだ
You hear that, ladies?
Are you nervous?
Everything comes out of my body in liquid form now.
liquid form 液状
Ignore that, ladies.
Plus, I I keep having this nightmare where King Kong shows up to the opening but refuses to climb my building because, in his words, It's a bit derivative.
derivative 派生物
Oh, stop it.Tonight is gonna be amazing.
And we are definitely gonna be there to toast you but we might have to leave a little early if that's okay.
My dad just gave us the most amazing Christmas gift ever our first night away since Marvin was born.
Twenty-four hours straight without that little bastard.
Oh, this will be a nice memory to share with Marvin when he's older and deciding whether or not to put you in a home.
Hey, we need this.We're maximizing our time away by planning everything down to the minute.See? 2:12 p.m.Guilt Ted into saying it's okay if we leave early tonight.
It's okay if you leave early tonight.Look, I just appreciate you showing up at all on your big night away.I mean, Barney's not even gonna be there.
What?
This is the biggest night of your career.Why isn't Barney coming?
I don't know.He said Legendary and Challenge accepted, and he winked.Wait for it. You know, all that stuff.
That does sound like him.
Well, we're your real friends and we wouldn't miss it for the world.
That is why we will see you tonight from 7:03 to 7:14.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Good-bye.
Okay, what's the real reason Barney's not coming?
Here was my chance to tell Robin about Barney.
Yeah, actually, Barney didn't say what he was doing tonight.Anyway, uh, you know, I'm not taking anyone to the opening.So you wanna be my date?
Sure.
Okay, Dad, I made you a list of Marvin's nightly schedule down to the minute.
Okay.Uh, 9:06 p.m.Put on edible underwear.
edible 食べられる
Wrong list.Wrong list.
Come on, relax.I know this little guy like the back of my hand.Dear Lord, what is that? Oh.Jam.Okay.It's just jam.
Oh.I-I-I-I forgot the lullaby.Do you know Marvin's lullaby? We sing it to him every night.
Enough with the damn music!
Take it, Mommy.
Got it.Load him up with cough syrup.Watch Breaking Bad until he conks out.Just kidding.
conk out 意識を失う
We did it.
Yeah, we did.
Now that we're out the door, I actually don't feel anxious.Oh! Oh, my God! It's your dad! Oh, something horrible happened.Oh! It's Ted.Relax.
anxious 気がかりで
Bar.Now.
What is it?
He needs me.
But, baby, what about our magical romantic night? In four minutes, we're supposed to be doing hand stuff in the cab.
I'll be quick.I'm sure it's nothing huge.
That's huge.
Yeah.That's why Barney's not coming tonight.He's getting engaged.And I knew that I had to tell Robin.
But?
I may have, um, asked her to be my date instead.What is wrong with me? Deep down, is there still some crazy part of me that thinks I'm gonna wind up with Robin? Am I that deluded? If so, I I need to grow up.Oh, um, by the way, I'm breaking a jinx swear here, so don't tell Barney or he gets to whack me in the nuts three times with a wiffle ball bat.
Sure.Pretty standard.
Robin deserves the chance to go after Barney one last time if that's what she wants.Thanks, buddy.This helped.I'm gonna go tell her.
One quick thing.
Yeah?
Don't.
Wow.Nice.You know, now that I'm here, I don't feel that anxious.It's my dad! Something horrible's happened! My husband.Relax.
Hey, um, I'm gonna be a little while, baby.It's a long story, but Ted needs my help.
Okay, but hurry or I'm gonna start doing number 11 on my own.
You can do that by yourself?
Pilates, bitch.
Okay, why shouldn't I tell Robin?
Because, deep down, some crazy part of you still thinks you're gonna wind up with her, and I agree.
Marshall
I'm sorry.I'm Team Tedward.Always have been, always will be.Now, listen.I want my best friend to be happy.And if Robin could mean happiness for you then, dear God, why help her go after another man?
Because she might still be in love with him.To not tell her, to not give her that chance, it's it's selfish.
So be selfish.
I can't do that.
Tell that to the onion rings we just split.
Robin is my friend.
She's always been more than that, and you know it.Now, as we speak my wife is in a hotel room cheating on me with herself.But I'm not leaving here until you promise not to say a word about this to Robin.Now, repeat after me.I
Well, I can do more at a time than I.
I, Ted Mosby promise to stop putting everyone else's interests ahead of my own and for once in my life do what's best for me.
I Sorry.What was the rest of that?