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Did you say Gary Blauman?

Yeah.

Gary Blauman?

Yes.

Blauman... comma, Gary?

Point, comma, get to the damn.

I... love... that we have the opportunity to destroy Gary Blauman's weekend by kicking him out of the wedding!

Yes! Gary Blauman Haters' Club right here!

What that guy did to me. Oh... God! It makes me furious to this day! Okay, okay, I'm gonna try and tell this story without completely losing it. Ready? Okay, here goes. I was at the... Nope, not gonna happen. Give me a second.

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Ooh!

Ooh!

I was at the bar.

Hey, Barney!

What's up, Blauman? Have a seat.

Oh, thanks.

Your fries. Need anything?

I'm good, thanks.

Oh, but he was not good, thanks. He was not good, thanks, at all!

Oh, what? Did he take one of your fries?

Take one? Take one? Lily, it would have been one thing if he took one of my fries; that would have been one thing. No, Lily, that day, Blauman took... ...four of my fries! But that's not even the capper! Here's the part that still keeps me up at night: the fourth fry he took... the fourth fry he took...

Buddy, you oka... you okay?

The fourth fry he took... ...was an accidental curly.

You don't take a man's accidental curly.

You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.

If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause that's what you want. All curly fries.

Regular cut with a few accidental curlies. That's what you want.

That's the dream.

He's right. That is the dream.

No! I refuse to look down from the altar as I say my vows to the woman of my dreams, and see that damned, stupid, accidental-curly-fry-stealing Gary Blauman!

Did you say Gary Blauman? I... hate... to disagree with Barney. But I love that guy! I just met him earlier today.

Oh, my gosh! It's you.

Yeah.

You're the poet William Zabka.

Nobody ever recognizes me for my poetry. He has all six of my collections. When Terry Gross interviewed me on Fresh Air, he listened live. Gary Blauman rules!

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Gary Blauman? I... hate... ...that I once thought I loved Gary Blauman.

Ooh, this sounds good.

Gary's the guy that I had an affair with. Tom found out, threw me out of the house. Now the kids are from a broken home. Because of Gary Blauman, everything that matters to me is gone.

I got that beat. So, I was ordering these fries...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Blauman's gay? Well... then that means that night, the real battle was between Blauman and the girl. And the prize... was this guy.

Keep telling yourself that, buddy.

I don't want to see Gary Blauman at my brother's wedding.

Neither do I!

I'm the brother in question!

Now, now, hold on.

Order! Order! Robin put this on my plate, and so I'll make the decision. Now, let's take a short recess. Everybody out. Okay.

recess ‹xŒe

Lily, out of court settlement. Drop this whole thing, and I'll give you ten bucks.

No.

I can't go higher than ten.

I'm ready to give my decision.

This was a tough one. Lot of good points on both sides. But ultimately... Blauman stays.

Yeah.

What in the...?

For one simple reason. There is a higher law at every wedding. A law that trumps all other arguments. When the bride asks for something, she gets it.

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Yes.

Wow.

Good point.

He's right.

This fake court thing is adjourned. Judged.

Well, I guess let's go find Blauman and tell him the good news.

Yeah, about that. Bit of a wrinkle. I was just in the hallway, ran into Blauman. I told him if he didn't leave immediately, then Billy Zabka was gonna crane-kick him in the face.

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What?!But that's not even my move!

We have to stop him.

Barney!

Come on, come on, come on.

So, we all run out to the parking lot to stop Gary Blauman from leaving the wedding... What are you doing?

This is my place.

Oh. So, uh...well, I guess this... this is where I leave you. This is your place.

Yup.

You sure it's not a few blocks that way?

Nope, it's right here. It's right where you picked me up.

So it is.

Well... good night.

Good night.

Eight years earlier, I probably would've given some embarrassing speech, confessed my love and scared her off. But I didn't. Because somehow I just knew this was all gonna work out.

Ted?

Oh, thank God.

Do you at least want to finish your story?

Right. So, we all ran out to the parking lot, and...

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