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Thanks.

That's weird.I have a message.

That's weird.You still have an answering machine.

Ted, this is the Captain.Please call me back at your earliest convenience.

Oh, crap.

Kids, you remember the Captain.He was one of the richest men in New York, and when I met him, he was married to Zoey, who I ended up befriending.

befriend —F’B‚É‚Č‚é

Oh, man, he seems pissed.

Does he?

Yes.Listen.

Ted, this is the Captain.Please call me back at your earliest convenience.

Oh, I hear it now.

What? I don't know.

Listen again.

Ted, this is the Captain.

Please call me back at your earliest convenience.

He sounds pissed.

Yeah, and I think I know why.It has to do with the last time I saw him.It was, um it was, like, a year and a half ago.Oh, boy, that was a crazy story.

Oh, boy, yeah.I remember.

You weren't there.

Ted, bubbeleh.If you have a crazy story, I was there.That's just a law of the universe.

So what happened?

Well, it was a few weeks after Zoey and I broke up, and I was on the rebound, and I kind of rekindled things with that girl, Becky.

rekindle Ä“_‰Î‚ˇ‚é

Becky?

Boats, boats, boats.

Boats, boats, boats! Boats!

What's this a commercial for again? I can't quite

Boats, boats, boats!

Oh, get a room, you two.

You weren't there.

I was, too.

All right, you were there? Tell me the story.

I like the way you tell it.

Please, I insist.

Okay, we'll tell it together.

Okay.

Lily Lily had invited us had invited us to an art Garfunkel concert.

gallery opening.

An Art Garfunkel gallery opening concert.Go on, Ted.You're doing great.

Anyway, I get to the gallery

This place is so fancy.I hope I don't embarrass myself.

What? Lily, come on.You got nothing to be embarrassed about.

Dude, look who it is.

And who should walk in but

Daddy's home.

Nope.

Well, well, Ted Mosby, my old nemesis.What are you doing here?

nemesis “G

Um, well, uh, Lily saw an ad for this

Gallery?

So we we came to check out the

Artwork.

And then we ran into

Me.

Man, this guy's so rude.I mean, I get why he's mad.I did stick it to his ex-wife repeatedly.Still, he's being a jerk.Someone needs to bring him down a peg.

peg ‚­‚Ź

I'm sorry.Where are my

Manners.That's how that feels.

This is my art consultant.Shelly.

Art consultant? What's that?

Oh, Shelly helps the Captain select artwork based on its aesthetic appeal and value as an investment.That's why I think she's gonna love this elephant painting.I think this artist is going places.

aesthetic ”ü‚Ě go places ŹŒ÷‚ˇ‚é

Well, I should go.Captain, we'll talk tomorrow?

At ease.Hey, if you like art, you should see the painting I just acquired.It's in my apartment just upstairs.It's gonna blow you away.

At ease —IX‚Ć

Anyone with this kind of ashtray money probably has an island where he hunts people.Probably somewhere in the Caribbean.I bet there's good snorkeling.

ashtray ŠDŽM

Hello, my darling, my one true love, my everything.So, who wants to see that painting?

Okay, Captain, we know why you brought us up here.It's, uh it's about me and Zoey.

Ted, if you've got something to say, say it.

A harpoon gun?

A double-barreled harpoon gun.

One barrel.

With a scope.

No scope.

I know you're upset, Captain, but I promise you nothing happened between me and Zoey until after you guys split up, okay? So let's Let's please, just-just-just put this down.Okay? Okay, oh, there we go.

Look, Ted, I'm not mad at you.The truth is I'm in love with somebody else now, so we're fine.Just don't steal this one from me, too, okay? Okay?

Of course.I promise.Okay.

But that got me thinking.Who was this new lady in his life? I-I had this weird sinking feeling.

We both did.

I had to see that picture.So I waited until everyone was out of the room, and then

Boats, boats, boats!

No.No!

She's boats, boats, boats, and he's the Captain.That's sweet; I'm happy for those two.Ted, you suck.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.It's him, it's him.What do I do? What do I do?

Ted, wait a second.

What do I do?

Wait a second.Wait a second! Hey, is there any chance that he is calling to invite the three of us out on his boat?

Uh, I don't know, maybe like one percent.

Ted's phone.Hold for Ted.

Hello.

Ted, I'm gonna ask you something, and I want you to be completely honest.What's your friend Robin's number?

What?

Ted, ask about the boat.

Uh, Captain, can can I put you on hold?

Affirmative.

Affirmative Ž^Ź

He wants Robin's number.Should I give it to him?

Is he trying to hook up with my fiance? No, uh-uh.The only way that's happening is if I get to hook up with someone, too.Wait a second No.Unless Absolutely not.However Forget it.On the other hand Ixnay!

Guys, guys, I got to make a decision here.

Okay, you know what, I say do it.If it is a booty call, then Robin will just let him down easy, but in the meantime, Ted is back on the Captain's good side.We all get to go out on his boat; I get to steer it.Everybody wins.

Okay.Fine.Give him her number.

You don't think she'll mind?

I don't think she'll mind.

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