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Oh, darling, come on, no, no. You're not marrying your father. I mean, your father... I mean, let's just put it this way. Your father was a sociopath. He slept with over 20 women. And sure, you know, we were friends for years first and it was entertaining watching him lie to those poor girls to get inside their snow pants, but I should have known back then this was not husband material. I mean, even your Uncle Jim, you know, his gay black brother...

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Will you shut up!

Go for Barney!

Your bride is freaking the crap out right now. Where the hell are you?

I warn you, Captain, I've pretended to have a duel with actual swords twice.

I warn you, Marshall, I was on the Olympic fencing team. Won three gold medals.

I warn you, Captain, I'm starting to feel like this was a mistake.

I think I'd better not say where I am.

I am not kidding around here! Tell me where you are!

We're at the Captain's house.

What is it? What's wrong?

I am so busted. Thank you, Linus.

You have another piece of gum?

I can keep a secret. I can keep a secret real good.

Are you chewing gum?

I can keep a secret like nobody's business, 'cause it is nobody's business.

You never chew gum. You shouldn't chew gum in here.

'Cause it's a secret, and I'm keeping it!

Wait! Stop the duel!

Oh, thank God. I mean, why?

Why? Because I just solved the mystery, that's why. Mosby Boys!

We agreed you wouldn't do that anymore.

Mystery? What mystery?

Lily has a secret. She's hiding something, and I know what it is.

Okay, what is she hiding?

I'll tell you in a minute. I want to enjoy the suspense a little bit first. Ooh.

Oh, my God, will you just tell us!

Very well. Now, we can all agree that this is the first time I've ever set foot in this house, correct?

Oh, this is going to be unbearable.

unbearable ‘Ď‚Ś‚ç‚ę‚Č‚˘

Now, Captain, your powder room... does it face out on the ocean?

face out ‰ĘŠ¸‚É—§‚żŒü‚Š‚¤

Of course, right over the cliff.

Just as I suspected. And if I were to walk into this powder room right now, I believe I'd see a potted plant of some sort. Is that correct?

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Yes. There's a daisy.

A daisy. Interesting. Uh, not traditionally an indoor plant, but I suppose it gets plenty of light with the southern exposure.

That's right, it does.

Will you please fetch the daisy?

Aye-aye.

I totally solved it. You didn't solve it. You didn't solve it. You didn't solve it. You didn't solve it. Did you solve...?No, you didn't solve it. I solved it! Ah. Thank you, Captain. Now... a simple question. When Lily and Marshall are apart for an extended period of time, what is the one thing Lily always does?

Cry?

masterbate?

Karate?

Go sailing?

No. When Lily and Marshall are apart for a long period of time, Lily... always... ...starts smoking again.

That's true, she does.

Happened when she went to Paris in college. It happened when she moved to San Francisco, and last week, it happened again. From the moment Marshall left for Minnesota, Lily's been secretly puffing down the ciggies like a 46-year-old grandma at a Reno slot machine. Problem was, come Friday morning, she knew she'd have to quit again,cold turkey. And it wouldn't be easy. She tried to make it a whole car ride without a fix, but couldn't. So, she pretended to be annoyed by perfectly reasonable things, like my stylish driving gloves and my appreciation of the historic van Otterloop manse. All so she could have one last smoke on the train. But afterwards, her breath told the tale. And that's why, when she got to the hotel, Lily... was chewing... gum. Lily never chews gum.

What? Never?

Well, hardly ever.

Great job, Ted. That's some pretty solid evidence. Gum.

Oh, Barney, my dear boy. I'm just getting started.

Getting started?

Lily knew that cigarette was probably her last for a while. She needed something to keep her nerves calm, so she headed to the bar.

Anytime you see me without a drink in my hand, you put a drink in my hand. Are you my guy, Linus?

What followed was a long day and a half for Lily. A really long day and a half. Oh, it's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half. Anyway, Marshall returned, they had a big fight, Lily stormed out. And that's when she realized, if she was gonna sneak one this weekend, this was her chance. And after that fight, boy, did she need one. she was all out. Now, it's 3:00 a.m., you need a cigarette, and the only place that's open is an EZ Pick that's five miles down the road. You have no car. What do you do? Go.

Dirt-bike it.

I can walk that far.

masterbate.

Take a boat.

What? A boat? No. Dude, she got a ride in your car, remember?

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