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Kids, as long as I'd known your Uncle Barney, he'd always had some pretty strong opinions on relationships.
Your girlfriend? She's your "girlfriend"? She's a girl, and a friend? How is Do not humanize the enemy, Ted.But nice to meet you, Barney Stinson.
And yet, in the fall of 2009, he was the one with the girlfriend.
Go ahead, open it.Open it, open it, open it, open it! It's my porn collection! Just kidding.That would be weird.
It's your porn collection.
It's my porn collection! I'm giving you my porn.Now that things are so great with Robin, I don't need it anymore.
Wow.You are voluntarily giving up your porn.You really are serious.
voluntarily 自発的に
Well, that's obvious.
What does that mean?
Oh, nothing.It's just, you know, you got relationship gut.
gut 感性
What? No, I do not got "relationship gut.That is ridiculous.
It's no big deal.I mean, once you're dating someone, it's natural to let things go a little bit.Trust me.We've been there.
Yeah.Boy, did I pudge out for a while.
pudge ずんぐりした人
Well, we should get going.Goodbye, my sweet, beloved friends, who have always been there for me.You'll be missed.
He's talking to the porn.
Oh.
Bye, Robin.
See you, Robs.
Look at these videos.Space Orgy.Horny Co-Ed Surprise Party 23.
Orgy 乱交パーティ
You'd think after the first 22 parties, the co-eds wouldn't be surprised anymore.
So, we can get rid of these for you.
No.No, no, no, no, no, no, no.It's not a problem.I'll take care of them.
Are you sure? I mean, no biggie.We can just swing by the back alley and drop the box in the dumpster.
I see six of the words you just said on this video label.
Seriously, it's not a big deal.I will take care of it.
No.'Cause I I mean, we
Leave them!
Okay.
You know, in a way, it's sad, right? I mean, Barney's giving up his porn.He's got relationship gut.They eat at the same diner every night.It's like the end of Barney Stinson as we know him.
in a way ある意味では
Yeah, well, so what? They're happy
Yeah, well, we gotta go.Later.
So, what'd you get?
I got Squat.
Squat ずんぐりした
What are you I thought I saw you take one?
Yeah, I did.It's called Squat.
Archisexture.That is not how you spell "Buckminster Fuller.
Kids, pornography is bad.And so, I was getting rid of that vile pornography right away.
vile 非常に不快な
I am getting rid of this vile pornography right away.
When something terrible happened.
Oh, no.Oh, no.Oh, no.Oh, no.
Archisexture.
Hello, Ted.If you're watching this tape, and I knew you'd pick this one, then you are now in possession of my porn.This can only mean one of two things, either I'm dead, or I'm in a committed relationship.If I'm dead, I want you to honor my memory by taking my body to The Hamptons and recreating Weekend at Bernie's.I wanna dance, I wanna have sex with a girl and I wanna go fishing.Lf, on the other hand, I'm in a committed relationship, then, as your best friend, I have only one request.Please, for the love of God, get me out of it!
I might look happy, but don't believe it.Barney Stinson is meant to be single.So, please, if you value my best friendship That's right, Marshall, I'm his best friend.How does that feel? Then get me out of this.And, finally, since you were expecting some porn.No, no, no, baby.Don't worry.The flashing green light means it's off.
Are we sure he was finished talking?
Look, there's no reason we should take this seriously, right?
Of course not.This is an old tape.Barney is happy with Robin.
But over the next couple of weeks, I started to notice things.Barney and Robin stopped having crazy adventures.
So, what'd you guys do last night?
I wanted to go to a concert.He wanted to go to a party.Obviously, we couldn't do what just one of us wanted, so we just stayed in, watched a movie on cable.
It was Legen Wait for it.ds of the Fall.Legends of the Fall! It was okay.
Barney stopped being himself.
Hey, Barney.I'm chatting up this girl over there.I could use a little help landing the plane.
could use a little help ちょっと手伝ってもらえるとありがたい。
Sorry, Ted, I'm my own wingman tonight.
And Robin got annoyed at everything he said.
get annoyed イライラする
So, how are you two?
Great.
Yeah.
Relationships are the best.
Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.
The sharing, the compromise.
compromise 歩み寄る
Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.
The monogamy, can't beat it.Catchphrase, yes.
monogamy 浮気をしないこと
Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.Shut up.
But the worse they got
I'm full, sweetie.
The more they kept saying things were great.Now the truth is, Barney and Robin only let themselves go a little bit.But I swear, after a few more weeks, to us, they seemed like this.
I'll be there, in a minute.
Hey.
They're killing each other!
They love each other.
Barney and Robin love each other, but they're not Barney and Robin anymore.They're the fat guy and the old lady.
My favorite '70s detective show.
Look, it's so clear.Barney's been overeating because he hates being tied down like this.And Robin's stressing out because she hates what Barney's turned into.
overeating 食べすぎ
No.They're a perfect match.
Well, maybe that's the problem.I mean, maybe they're too similar.It must be tough having two alpha dogs in one relationship.
alpha dogs 企業の犬ども
We have two alpha dogs in our relationship.
Sure we do, sweetie.
If they're not happy, why don't they just break up?
Because they're too stubborn.Neither one of them wants to be the first to admit that they want out.They're playing relationship chicken.
stubborn 頑固な
I think Barney ate the relationship chicken.
Ted, it's just a rough patch.It takes time getting used to being with someone else. And they're both What's the nice word for selfish?
have a rough patch 困難な目に合う
Independent.
Independent.Every relationship goes through this.
It's true.I have this astronaut friend, totally loved his fiance.And then, the day before his mission, she caught him with, like, four other chicks, a couple of dudes.Things got really tense.Finally, she ended up sneaking out of the space shuttle
Are you talking about Space Orgy?
Yes, I am.
Ted, it's just a rough patch.Just let things run their course.
She's right.
But Two-to-one, Ted.Leave them alone.
So I did leave them alone.
But that weekend.