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海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Man: I, uh, I hear you're a woman who can get things.
Robin: I've been known to locate certain objects from time to time.
Man: I need vodka and dirty playing cards.
Robin: I got ya.
Marshall: Oh, my God.
Lily: What is it?
Marshall: I have a voice mail from my dad.
Lily: You have a voice mail from your dad?
Robin: How?
Marshall: My phone's been out of juice, so he must've called me the day the he, uh...
Lily: Baby, are you okay?
Marshall: I hold in my hand the last words my father will ever say to me. I'm gonna hit play.
Robin: What's wrong?
Marshall: What if it's worse than Crocodile Dundee III? I can't do this. I can't... My mom is about to collapse. I'm gonna...
Lily: Wait-- no, no, baby... Baby, I got it. Let me.
Robin: You should listen to it. Just don't put too much pressure on it.
Ted: She's right. I mean, this idea that someone's last words have to be profound and meaningful? I mean, who can live up to that?
profound 深い live up to そう
Barney: Exactly. All those "famous last word" people supposedly said? They're all made up. Like that patriotic dude, Nathan Hale, from third-grade history?
Nathan Hale: My I only regret is I have but one life to lose for my country.
Barney: You know what his real last words were?
Nathan Hale: I'm peeing my pants!
Barney: True story.
Robin: The point is, last words are overrated.
Ted: Look, think of it this way: you get to hear your dad's voice one last time.
think of it this way こういう風に考えてみたら one last time 最後にもう一度
Marshall: I should go listen to this... alone, okay? I'll be back.
Woman: Hey, so, um, I heard you might have...
Robin: You heard right. I'm getting a reputation. So, what you need, mama? Come here.
Lily: Guys, listen to what just happened.
Lily: Judy, do you need a break? I'm happy to cook for a while.
Judy: You think your snobby New York cooking is better than mine-- admit it! Well, go ahead, Lily, why don't you just whip up a batch of your fancy tofu sushi bagels! And choke on them!
snobby 気取った whip up 手早く作る choke on のどを詰まらせる
Ted: Whoa. Are you okay?
Lily: Listen!
Judy: I'm gonna go take a nap.
Lily: Judy's finally sleeping and it's all because of me! Guys, I have a role: I'm Judy's bitch! Yeah!
Ted: Well, but this day is tough on you, too. You sure you can absorb all that?
absorb 受け入れる
Lily: Yeah! Robin gave me a little orange pill from her purse. I don't know what's in it, but things are flowin' pretty smooth right now.
Robin: Hey, stay hydrated.
stay hydrated 脱水症状にならないようにする
Barney: So?
Marshall: I couldn't listen to it. Guys, this is hard.
Lily: We know, baby. But you'll always wonder, if you don't. Your dad loved you. It almost doesn't matter what he said.
Barney: It doesn't. That's true.
Marshall: Guys, guys, what if-- God forbid-- all of your dads died right now? What would their last words to you have been? Seriously.
Ted: I know mine. When I was in Cleveland last month, I went to visit my dad at his... post-divorce bachelor pad.
Ted's dad: Been fun bro-ing out with you tonight, T-Dawg.
Ted: Yeah... so glad we can we can talk about our sex lives now. That's totally an improvement.
Ted's dad: I hooked up with a younger woman the other week-- Donna Bromstead.
Ted: My prom date?!
Ted's dad: How far did you get, T-Dawg?
Ted: I have to go.
Marshall: How would you like those to be your father's last words?
Ted: Well, they might be. Donna Bromstead's husband is a cop.
Marshall: Lawyered. Lily?
Lily: Hello.
Lily's dad: Lily, it's Dad. Listen, I'm sort of in jail for not paying taxes for the last 25 years. ut bright side, I thought of a great new board game. "Tax Evasion", ages six to ten. Which is, ironically, what I might be looking at. Anyway, Pumpkin, I need $15,000.
Lily: Fooled ya. Leave a message after the beep. We'll get back to ya. Beep.
Marshall: Lawyered. Robin?
Robin's dad: And so, despite the endless disappointment you've caused me, I pray that this will finally be the year you achieve something of actual significance. I'd love to stop lying to my friends about you being in a coma. Anyway, the point is, happy birthday, RJ.
in a coma 昏睡状態で
Lily: That's awful.
Robin: No, here's the awful part.
Robin: You remembered my birthday!
Marshall: Lawyered. Now can we all just admit that last words are, in fact, a big deal?
Everyone: Yes.
Barney: Man, I always thought I had it rough not really knowing my dad, but... now I realize at least I'll never have to suffer like this. Our next video is called "German Shepherd Activates Tennis Ball Cannon While Fat Kid Sips Energy Drink."
Marshall: Barney, please, Barney! It's... No more videos, okay? I just need a minute.
Judy: Okay... okay, who is responsible for this? Who got Cousin Daphne drunk? She is 15 years old.
Robin: Whoa, they grown them big out here.
Barney: And here's your phone number back.
Robin: Judy, I...
Lily: I did it.
Judy: What possible excuse could you have for this?
Lily: I'm from New York. We think getting minors drunk is funny.
Judy: There's nothing funny about getting minors drunk! You should be ashamed, Lily! Ashamed! Mmm! Oh, cripes, that's tasty. Mmm! Mmm!
Lily: That salad's the first food she's eaten in two days. Sure, it's mostly cheese, mayonnaise and jelly beans, but it counts.
Ted: Well, at least someone's helping. We haven't made Marshall laugh once.
Barney: Yeah. Showing videos of guys getting hit in the nuts wasn't going to do anything. I'm just stupid.
Ted: Stupid.
Barney: What we need to do is hit each other in the nuts.
Ted: Yes. Nothing beats the immediacy of live theater. But which one of us is going to take the hit? So that's it? No discussion?
Marshall: I'm not going to listen. "Rent Crocodile Dundee V" are the last words that my father will ever say to me, and I think I can live with that.
Ted: Is he laughing?