Kids, up to this point in the story, we had found doppelgangers, eerie but awesome look-alikes, for four of the five members of our little group.There was Lesbian Robin Mustache Marshall, Stripper Lily And Mexican Wrestler Me.Yes, mine was the coolest.And so, we were all eager to find the fifth doppelganger, Barney's.Turned out it was more important to some of us than others.
up to this point ここに至るまで eerie 薄気味悪い eager to しきりに〜したがっている
We agree there's no sense in having a baby until we've seen all five doppelgangers, right?
Of course.Stands to reason.
Okay, so, when we finally see Barney's doppelganger, that's the universe telling us it's go time, and that's when we'll start trying.Deal?
And then one day, a few weeks later
Baby, were you serious about the whole fifth doppelganger thing? I mean, having a baby is a pretty big thing to leave up to the universe.
leave up to 〜に任せる
Yeah, I know it's crazy.It's just so much easier to let the universe decide.Why do you ask?
Oh, my God! Wait, wait, wait, hold on.That could easily be Barney pulling some scam to meet chicks.
I'm one step ahead of you.
one step ahead of 〜の一歩先を行く
Go for Barney.
Barney, hey, it's Marshall.So, you are at work? You're not, I don't know, driving a cab, wearing a wig?
Yes, I'm at work.That's the sound of my stapler.That's the sound of my three-hole punch.And this is the sound of me filing my corporate guidelines on sexual harassment.What is up? Gotta go, Big Chief.
Barney's at work.That was the fifth doppelganger.
Marshall Eriksen, put a baby in my belly.
I can't wait to tell the gang.This is one of those moments you dream about.Guys, Lily and I are having unprotected sex.Ooh, I just got the chills.
We're not gonna say anything.
Marshall, if we tell them, we're basically inviting them into the most private, intimate moment of our lives.
You guys banging? Keep going.I'm not even here.But just for the record, having a baby, huge mistake.Now show me what you got.
Uncle Teddy's here! Quick question.How are you guys gonna handle the whole Santa thing? I'm thinking, just be honest.Oh, hell.I'll dress up.
This just in Is what Marshall Eriksen is about to say to his wife as he attempts to impregnate her.Chopper 12 is live on the scene with Baby 2010.
Okay, fine.I won't tell anybody about the baby thing.
Hey.Guys, we saw the fifth doppelganger!
Whoa! That is awesome!
Ooh! Freaky.A brunette Barney.
I know.Say what you will about the guy, but Barney seems right as a blond.
Well, that's true.Not every dude can pull off that blond look.
I don't know about that.
That summer I was lifeguarding at the Chagrin Falls Country Club, I was lathering a little lemon juice into the old mop, playing with some natural highlights.Let's just say there were a few senior citizens who pretended to drown on my watch.And sadly, one who did.Anyway, I'd look good blond.
Okay, people, we're in a delicate but very, very promising situation here.
If we play the next 30 seconds right, Ted will dye his hair blond.
Guys, this is mean.We can't Whoa! Just pictured it.How do we do this?
What are we all thinking about? Nachos?
Ted Mosby responds to one thing above all else.
above all else 何よりも
I don't know.I'm still kind of full from lunch.
A bunch of people emphatically telling him not to do something.Follow my lead.
Screw it.I could eat.Yes, we'd all like some nachos.
I love you, buddy, but there is absolutely no way that you could pull off blond.
Yeah, it just wouldn't look right.
Yeah.Seriously, Ted, don't go blond.
I'm going blond.
That is not the outcome we were hoping for.
Now, kids, Robin and Don were becoming such a great team, both off and on the air, that Local Channel 12 started asking them to guest-host some of their other top-notch programs.
So, that's why Monty and I vowed never to do drugs, because drugs are bad.Right, Monty?
Well, sure.Man-made, chemical stuff.But things that grow in nature, they're okay to try, like, once or twice.
Not looking for gray areas here, Monty.
I don't think it's right to lie to the kids, Moo-Moo.
So, what are you saying?
I've experimented with drugs.
Fun fact, highest rated Monty and Moo-Moo episode ever.
What was that for?
Before I met you, I'd given up on everything, relationships, career, pants.But you made me wanna try again.I love you for that.
Oh.Ooh! Oh, I see.Mmm.
Hi.Hey.Hi.Sorry, you don't know me, but I just wanted to say thank you.You're actually a very important person in my life.
Important? More like legendary.Marshall, it's me, Barney.
Oddly enough, this would rank as only the second biggest surprise of the day.
Wow, this is just very sudden.Sure, I can get you an answer by tomorrow.Okay.Thanks.Ted, something big has just happened and you're the most sensible person I know.I need to talk to you right now.
You know what, it can wait.
No, go ahead.I'm listening.
Okay, well, the executive producer from WNKW happened to see our show the other morning and loved me.They offered me the lead anchor job starting next week.
Wow! That's great!
It is great.But here's the catch.WNKW is in
Helen, kill the dryer!
Is in Chicago.
But you were the fifth doppelganger.How can you be you? I called you, Barney.We had a whole conversation.
Ah! Yes.I know what happened.See, people at work have this very strange expectation that I, well, work.I know.I know.So to make my colleagues think I'm busting my hump when I'm really out humping busty chicks, I decided to record a special message.What is up? Gotta go, Big Chief.
How can it be a recording? You called me Big Chief, my special workplace nickname.
Oh, buddy.Hey, hey, come on, Big Chief.