You said, No-can-do's-ville, babydoll?
You actually used Jed Mosley's catchphrase?
I know.I was just so upset that How do you know that's his catchphrase?
You said it was his catchphrase.
They dragged me to it.I didn't wanna go.I wanted to see Avatar again.
All right, that's it.I'm just gonna move to some country where no one's seen The Wedding Bride.
Good luck, Ted.That movie is worldwide.It's huge.
Maybe North Korea.
Nope.I read that Kim Jongil said it was his second favorite movie of all time.Right behind a movie of him riding a horse in slow motion through a field of turnips.
Sorry, Ted.You're screwed.
No.You know what? No, Ted is not screwed.All right, do you guys wanna know why I'm nice to everyone? It's because I don't care about baggage.I mean, most people, they see another person walking down the street with that big heavy bag they're carrying, and they just walk on by.But not me.I look at them, and I say I say, Howdy, stranger.Can I give you a hand with that? And you know who taught me to be that way? A guy called Ted Mosby.A guy who's uncynical and sincere and believed in things.And you know what, Ted? I believe that deep down, you're still that guy.
howdy やあ sincere 誠実な
I am still that guy.
I think you wanna go out there and get that girl.
I do wanna go out there and get that girl.
Because she's the love of your life!
Because she's Well, okay, let's We're three dates in.She seems nice.
Because she seems nice!
She does seem nice! You're right, Marshall.I gotta go get her.And I know exactly where she is.
The wedding's in 15 minutes.I'll never make it.
You can do it, sensei.Go give love a roundhouse kick right in the heart.
You're right.What am I doing? There's still time.
Do you, Stella, take Jed Mosley to be your lawfully-wedded husband?
Barney? Something I need to say.A long time ago ,I let a horrible girl named Stella break my heart.And now she's with some jerk who wrote a movie about it that movie is called The Wedding Bride.
What are you saying?
I'm Jed Mosley! But, Royce, this doofus in the red cowboy boots, this isn't me.
So, just to be clear, are you saying that you don't have a pair of red cowboy boots in your closet?
Barney, what Well,
I just wanted I mean, that's Everyone wants to know.
They're actually more of a burgundy.Royce, I promised to make you some pancakes.And I'd like to live up to that promise.
Ted, all I've wanted all week was some pancakes.
Go on, honey.Kiss him.
Um, Uncle Barney didn't say kiss.
Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!
Still not saying kiss.
Sir, you need to leave, now!
This is outrageous! Who the kiss are you?
Royce, if you still kind of like me can you let me make you some pancakes?
Kiss this.Kissing movie's over, anyway.
Hey, that stuff that happened to me, it was pretty rough.I'm still getting over it.
Let me help you with that.
And just like that, kids, my baggage didn't seem quite so heavy anymore.You see, everyone's got some baggage.It's part of life.But like anything else, it's easier when someone gives you a hand with it.
Wow, it feels so good to have told you all that stuff about me.I'm really glad I can open up to you.
Ted, it's not that big of a deal.Heck, I've been left at the altar.Three times.The last time was because I blew all our money on online poker.That's why I live with my brother now.
Wait, I thought you said you had a tiny studio apartment.
Yup, just the two of us.You should see how he hogs the covers.
Yeah, you gotta go.