I can't believe you jinxed him.
He doesn't stand a chance out there.
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Okay, question.If I ruined everything, why is Barney totally hitting it off with third-martini-girl over there?
Oh, my God!
He's gonna do it.
Yeah.See, there is no such thing as a jinx.
Tell me she didn't say, There's no such thing as a jinx.
Wish I could.
You were about to achieve something so beautiful.
Well, thanks to her, the only thing that could ruin a surefire hook-up was about to walk through that door.
A member of the 2009 World Champion New York Yankees.
Lily, I'm getting my own toothbrush.
Well, I guess that's it.Barney's streak ends at six.
What? Why? Because that guy with the weird hair just walked in?
That's Nick Swisher.He's a New York Yankee.No normal guy in New York City can compete with a Yankee.
And it doesn't even have to be a current Yankee.When I first moved here, I was on a fourth date with a girl I really liked, until I got rack-jacked by Phil Rizzuto.
I was there.Holy cow, that guy had game.
No, I'm not seeing it.
Okay, let me try to Canada this up for you, eh? How would you react if one of those Cachuck guys with the skates and the sticks walked in here?
Lily, if one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so hard there would be a hole in the floor halfway to China.
That's what it's like with the Yankees.
Hey, wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?
Snow globe collection?
He's throwing junk out there!
That is Nick Swisher.
Not good enough.This whole week was a waste.And tomorrow, I'm gonna get fired.
I'm really sorry, dude.But for what it's worth, this week wasn't a waste.We were all having a really horrible week and you took our minds off it.
Yeah.I had my first student drop my class.It sucked.
I met my soul mate and he never called me back.I mean, yet.He will.He will.
We scared off a really great couple just because we share a toothbrush.
You share a toothbrush!
Well, them and Ted.
Wait a second.When we were dating you borrowed that toothbrush all the time.
Oh, my God.
And that's when Aunt Lily realized what's great about sports.They take your mind off your troubles, if only for a moment.And deep down, we all needed that Perfect Week.
The second she sits down next to Swisher it's all over.
Wait a minute! Aldrin's got a bead on her! She's running out of room.She dives, and And I have no idea where she's going with this.
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Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Yeah.Sorry, I'm such a klutz.Oh! Thanks.I think I twisted my ankle.Can you get me some ice?
Oh, my God.She did it! I guess there is no such thing as a jinx!
Oh, I'll get you some ice, Lily.
Swisher's back in play.Swisher's back in play!
Hey, Nick Swisher, this guy and his wife share a toothbrush!
So, that's weird, right?
Actually, I think it's kind of sweet.In a way, aren't we all trying to find that special someone to share a toothbrush with?
Excuse me.Lily, Nick Swisher thinks we're sweet.
We're having a beer with a New York Yankee.How cool is that!
Oh! It's amazing.I totally follow baseball.Mookie Wilson, is that a thing?
Yeah, baseball, it's amazing.But I tell you one thing, it's no hockey.
I live right upstairs.
What do you say we go back to my place?
Wow, to be honest, I don't normally do that, but I feel a real connection here, Seven.Christy.Please.I did it! I did it!
Amazing! Congratulations on your Perfect Week.
Thanks, Jim.I couldn't have done it without my teammates.
Hey, on to a new topic.Do you really think you might get fired today?
Jim, I I told you I don't want to talk about that.
Barney, I'm a figment of your imagination, so, apparently, you do.Think about that.
What a jerk!
You're a jerk.
Mr.Donovan will see you now.
Stinson, we've reached a decision.We're keeping you on.I know this past week must've been tough on you.
I barely slept.
Here you go, guys, the official hat of Barney's Perfect Week.I was gonna do shirts, but then you have to guess sizes, and feelings get hurt.It's a mess.
In commemoration of Barney's induction into the Hall of Game, this tie worn on the seventh night of his Perfect Week is hereby retired.
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May Barney's heroic feat be remembered and spoken of for generations to come.
I'm totally gonna sit my kids down one day, and tell them about the time Uncle Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
Am I a bad dad?
Take-out order for Cook Pu.We have a number two over here for Cook Pu.
You guys got Wendy saying it now? Come on, okay, I get it.Cook Pu is a stupid name, and it gets stupider and stupider the more you say it.Cook Pu.Cook Pu.Cook Pu.