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Let your love come through your fingers.

Dude, the rule is no moaning and keep your eyes open at all times.Stop being weird.And hey, when do I get to be the woman?

Now remember, the most important thing in pregnancy is to keep Mom calm and happy.She knows best what she needs.Trust her.Now, Papas, I want you to take Mom's hands in yours, look deep into her eyes, and repeat after me.I believe in you.

I believe in you.

I honor your body's wisdom.

I honor your body's wisdom.

Your womb is a temple.

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Your womb is a-

Okay, I get it! I feel terrible we didn't listen to what Lily wanted!

I know, so do I.

The truth is, I thought I'd be married by now and going through all this stuff alongside you guys.But even if I meet the girl of my dreams right this second, I'm still one night and nine months away from having a family of my own.And that's assuming the mother of my children is just a huge slut.

Don't lose hope, Ted.That slut is out there.

Thanks, buddy.

We owe Lily an apology.

Yeah.

Dads, this is the time that I'll answer every question you've ever had about vaginas.

Damn it!

Hey.I'm so sorry, Lily.You have just a little bit.I realize now that it's my job for the next seven months to keep you happy, and that's why I'm no longer withholding sex.

My hero.But I want to make sure that you feel comfortable with Dr.Sonya, too.

I do.And you know what, the fact that she's so calm and laid back, maybe that's not a bad thing.Maybe that's exactly what we're gonna want in that delivery room.

Lily, if you don't push, I will shove this baby up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!

shove ‰Ÿ‚ˇ

Where the hell is Marshall?!

That's a crazy story, kids.I'll get to that.

Hey, Ted's out in the hall.He wants to apologize, too.

Hey.

What happened to your sock?

Long story.Bottom line, I realized that sometimes love means taking a step back.

Well, not always.I mean, sometimes it's better to interfere and sabotage stuff, right?

Well, I think if you care about somebody, you should want them to be happy, even if you wind up being left out.

Wow.The lesson you learned with Lily and Marshall is directly applicable to my situation, and is therefore a valid part of how I'll eventually tell this story.

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Really? That's how that went down?

go down Žó‚Ż“ü‚ę‚ç‚ę‚é

Point is, it all tied together, right?

Not really at all.Can we just get to the assault?

To us!

Barney, it's me! I love you, Barney!

Mmm, scallops look good.

Oh, they are.But the last time I was here they ran out, so, uh knock on wood.

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Well, I have my eye on the red velvet cake for dessert.

Oh that sounds Lovely.Splitsies?

Nah, I want it all to myself.

Really? Arm wrestle for it?

No!

All right.I love this place.

Thank you, babe.

You're welcome.Babe.

Barney doesn't know a thing about any of this.But that's why I got court-mandated therapy.You must think I'm nuts.

I think you're a really good friend.

Really?

Really.As far as I'm concerned, there was no criminal intent to this assault.

Well, thanks, Doc! Well, look at us! We got this wrapped up in one session.Go us, right?

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Now let's discuss how you keyed the judge's car.

Okay.Um Here's how it happened: Marshall and Lily were supposed to go to the zoo-okay, it all ties together, I swear.Now

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