チャレンジ
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
Well, got another one.
Oh, boy.What's in the box?
What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? Right? Brad Pitt? Seven? Nothing? Yeah, I'm the jerk.What's in the box?
Well, ever since Marshall and Lily got their own place, his mom keeps sending them boxes of his old stuff she's trying to get rid of.
Thanks, Mom.You really nailed it this time.I really needed He-Man's right arm, and this old book of mad libs.Fart went to the fart to fart fartly.That's nice.
That's good stuff.
That's good.
Thanks, Mom.
Hello.
Hello? Ted Mosby?
Yeah.
The window is open.
The what?
The window is open.
The window is open.
What are you waiting for? Run, Ted, run!
Lily, the window is open.
Make a hole, people.
Run, Ted, run!
Sorry.
Ted? Hey.
Hey.Maggie.I was just, you know How are you?
I'm fine, I guess.Actually, no, I'm not fine.I just broke up with my boyfriend.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
No, it's
Do you want to hang out tonight?
Sure.
It was so fun.You guys liked it.
It was the most Please tell me you got in the window.
I got in the window.
What is going on? What is the window?
You know how everyone has that guy or girl who, no matter what happens, you always remember them being the perfect one for you?
Mike Scharz.
Lily.
That girl right over there.
Well, that girl for me was and still is Maggie Wilks.
We all went to college together.She was awesome.Everybody loved her.
I think I know what we're dealing with here.Tell me when to stop.
It wasn't that Maggie was hot.She was
She was the ultimate girl next door.
She was the ultimate girl next door.Still is.I mean, every guy who meets Maggie falls madly in love with her.And that's the problem.Since I've known her, she's only been single for, like, three brief windows of opportunity.When she moved here and broke up with her college boyfriend, I waited a month.You know, so I wouldn't be the rebound guy.Well, the rebound guy lasted two years.
brief window of opportunity つかの間のチャンス
This is Dave.
After they broke up, I only waited a week.I was still too late.She dated that guy for three years.The next time, I wasn't messing around.I was at her door not one hour after they broke up.The only thing she did between becoming single and the moment I got there, was go downstairs and check her mail.I was still too late.And she dated that guy for four years.I wasn't going to let this happen again, so I begged her neighbor, Mrs.Douglas, to call me the second she and David broke up.And now, a very single and available Maggie Wilks is on her way to this very spot.I sent a cab with a female driver so she'd have no other interaction with a man until she got to me.
mess around 時間を無駄にする
Where she will still have no interaction with a man.What up? I feel good tonight.Tonight's going to be good.
Oh, hell, yeah! It's my overalls.I wore these babies all throughout high school.These were my jam.
God, you really were a virgin before you met Lily, weren't you?
Well, that's unnecessary.
Oh, she's right, baby.If you had worn these things in college, even I wouldn't have slept with you.And, if you recall, I was good to go.
good to go 用意ができている
No one, I mean, no one could get laid wearing these.Challenge accepted.I, Barney Stinson, being of sound mind and amazing body, will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman.
sound mind 健康な精神
I actually dated that guy.
Yeah.Okay.Quick game plan.Maggie shows up, couple minutes of hugs and Hi s and then everybody's out of here.This is my one shot.I am not gonna screw this up.
Who'd you get to cover your class tonight?
Crap!
Oh, my God! Hey.
Hey.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, stranger.
Hey.
Maggie, this is my roommate, Robin.
Hey.
Hey.Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Um, I totally forgot I have to teach a class tonight.Hey! Wanna come with me and check out a real live architecture class?
Not even a little bit.You know, I'll just hang here with Marshall and Lily.It'll be fun.
Fantastic.
Okay.
Well, have a seat.Relax.Yeah, this is casual.This is all very, very, very casual.Listen to me.You want me to find the perfect girl so we can all grow old together? That is her.Do not let any guy near her, okay? That means no waiter takes her order, no busboy clears her table.If she bursts into flames, I want a fire woman putting her out.
burst into flames 発火する
I don't think 911 takes requests.
Damn it, Marshall! Whatever you have to do, keep Maggie Wilks single until I get back.I left my tab open.Don't abuse it.
abuse 悪用する
Target secure?
Target secure.
Oh, my gosh.How weird.We all walked out of the bathroom at the same time.
Well, let's all walk back to the booth together.
Oh, my.Look at this, the table where we are sitting.
Back off!
Okay, um, not that I care about this challenge, but it's cheating to wear overalls over a suit.
No, it's not.They're not called over-T-shirts, Robin.They're not called over shirtless fat guys who used to come fix my mom's car and then hang out with her upstairs for a little while.No.They're called overalls, okay? And I can wear them over whatever I want.Hey.
Oh, he's not saying hello, he's just telling you what he feeds his horsies.Oh, man, I can sit here and make you-look-like-a-farmer jokes all night.Challenge accepted.