Barney: Ted. Ted. Ted. Ted. Ted.
Barney: Let's bail, this place is dead.
Ted: Yeah, you're right. We're both totally striking out.
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Barney: Yes, exactly, plus, we're on a tight schedule. I've got the entire evening perfectly planned out... Spoiler alert Our last stop is an after hours club so after hours, it's three days from now. What up?
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Ted: Are you blind? I'm making out with a 12. I am winning.
Barney: Yeah. But I didn't get to help.
Ted: So you're saying you want me to throw away a super hot girl just because you didn't help me get her?
Barney: Apology accepted. Let's go.
Amy: Who's the suit?
Ted: Hum. This is Barney. Barney, Amy.
Barney: I'm not gonna remember that. Now, if you'll excuse me, random chick from earlier tonight, as you shall henceforth be known. Ted and I have a schedule to keep.
Amy: Oh, well. You can check out off 08:54, dress up like a dork and bother the cool kids. Beat it, nerd.
Barney: Wow. Wow. Great stuff, Tommy Lee. See what you don't understand is, I'm Ted wingman. It's a sacred bond, much stronger that any... They're making out again!
Marshall: Massage therapist. And you know what, "Gayle"? Your piece of chicken looks a little tense to me. Oh, oh, does that feel good, Mr. Chicken? Well, guess what? I didn't wash my hands. Got him.
Gael: We carry so much ancient emotion in our neck and shoulders. Things we should have let go of years ago.
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Lily: Oh, I forgive you, Mom.
Marshall: Lily, we are Ted's best friends. Our job is to hate that guy.
Lily: Oh, yeah, that's what I was doing. I was building him up so few minutes later, I could totally cut him down.
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Marshall: Weren't you wearing a bra?
Narrator: The night was doing great. Amy was cool and dangerous. She found a friend for Barney. She even paid for drinks... sort of.
Barney: They know us here! You're gonna get us in trouble.
Amy: Tell me something. Do you ask your tailor to leave extra room in the crotch for your huge vagina?
Barney: You... your vagina... Ted, this chick is crazy. We're leaving.
Amy: Good idea. Let's all go back to my place.
Barney: Your place? Thanks, but no thanks, 1994 Courtney Love.
Amy: I have a hot tub.
Barney: Okay, this place is actually pretty nice.
Ted: I like your tatts.
Amy: Thanks. You can play with them if you want. They're a hundred percent real.
Ted: No, your tatts... toos. Your tattoos.
Amy: Oh, thanks. You should get one.
Barney: Wrong. Ted has a classic clean-cut look that never goes out of style season after season, burn.
Amy: Yeah? Well. I think he would look hot with some ink.
Barney: No, he wouldn't.
Amy: Yes, he would.
Barney: No, he wouldn't.
The Girl: I'm ready to do anything you want by the way. Anything. Right now.
Barney: Ted. Who are you gonna side with on this tattoos thing?
Ted: I think I'd look way hot with some ink.
Amy: Yeah, you would.
Amy: Oh my God, Tyler?
Tyler: Mommy! Daddy! She's back.
Amy: Damn it! They're supposed to be in the Hamptons. Run!
Amy: Sorry. I used to nanny for those jerks before they fired me. So unfair.
Barney: Unfair? I wouldn't let you take care of the imaginary kids I make up to score with single moms. That's it Ted, we're going home. Ted? Ted, you okay?
Gael: Hello, Ted. Robin and I are about to make fantastic aquatic sex on this windsurfing board.
Robin: And I just want to make sure you're okay with this. Okay, how do we do this?
Gael: I think your leg goes up, up...
Robin: Okay, how 'bout if I, um...
Gael: No, mine...
Ted: I'm okay. In fact, here's how okay I am. I'm gettin' a tattoo.
Barney: You're not getting a tattoo. It's not you. Ted, you are heading down a dark path.
Ted: That dark path is my driveway.
Barney: But you need a plan and you need a wingman!
Barney: This is so going in my blog!
Amy's friend: Want to have sex?
Ted: And underneath, it should say "I win".
Amy: Oh, fire. We should start a fire.
Ted: After this maybe. Oh, man, this is going to be legen... wait for it...
Narrator: And that's all I remember. The next morning, I woke up alone back home.
Marshall: Hey, buddy, how was your night?
Ted: You know, it was great. I met this crazy girl, I almost got a tattoo. Don't worry, I didn't. But it was... It was amazing. I think it's safe to say, I am winning this breakup.
Marshall: Oh my God!
Marshall: Nothing. This J. Crew catalog. Who brings two golden retrievers in a canoe?
Lily: We've gotta call Barney.
Marshall: Way ahead of you.
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