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How I met your mother ƒV[ƒYƒ“7yŒ´‘čzThe Best Man

Lily, we are getting sloshed tonight.

slosh ’ľ‚ˉń‚é

OK. That's all you, baby.

I'll be four shots in with no food.

In nine months, I'll be pushing a pumpkin-headed Eriksen baby out of my hoo-ha.I think Papa can manage a few extra cocktails.

Well played.

Hakuna Matata!

I, uh, I got to get some air.

Kids, remember how I told you Marshall ruined Punchy's wedding? That wasn't it.

God, will you look at that guy.I wish Barney were my boyfriend again.No, thanks.

Wait a minute.That's your truth voice.

My what?

Whenever you're trying to pass something off as a joke but it's actually profoundly true, you use that voice.

profoundly S‚Š‚ç

I wish the Spice Girls would get back together.They were awesome.The worst.

That was me.I totally cut one.That guy.

cut ’m‚ç‚Č‚˘‚Ó‚č‚đ‚ˇ‚é

Birthday present from my dad.All I really want is for him to tell me that he loves me.Just kidding.This pen's enough.It's not enough.It's totally enough.

Oh, my God.You still have feelings for Barney.Admit it, you still have feelings for Barney.

You are drunker than I thought.I mean, look at the guy.

Wait, wait, wait.Before you go, please answer the following survey to help me better bang you in the future.What didn't work for you about this play? Did you A) not believe I was a Guinness Book world record holder? or B) did the fingernails gross you out? Th

I can't wait for your toast, Schmosby.

Yeah, here come the waterworks.

waterworks —Ü

Wait.You're rooting for me to melt down at your own wedding?

Yeah, everyone is.Plus a few new friends from Finland.Hey, good luck, Schmos.Good luck, good luck.

Take it.Show them how awesome you are.Shamelessly plug yourself, so you can shamelessly plug, let's say that.

plug oneself ŽŠ•Ş‚đ”„‚čž‚Ţ

I told you, I'm not here to brag, okay?

That's it.You're too polite to brag.Well, fine.Let me.Because the only person on Earth who loves Ted Mosby more than Marshall Eriksen, is drunk Marshall Eriksen.So game on.

polite —ç‹Vł‚ľ‚˘

Kids, remember how I told you Marshall ruined Punchy and Kelly's wedding? That wasn't it either.

Barney and I tried and failed.That was two years ago.Why would I ever go down that road again? It wouldn't even make sense.

It doesn't have to make sense.It's chemistry.Look, I've always had a sixth sense about these things.And now that I'm pregnant with this idea in my mind-uterus, I see things even clearer.You and Barney have the kind of chemistry that just doesn't go away.

Really? Then why is he trying to LeBron anything that moves?

Did this not work for you because A) vampires are played out, or B) claiming that I also invented Facebook was kind of a hat on a hat?

You're the reason he never called Nora.You're the reason he's only test-marketing tonight.And you're the reason he keeps striking out on purpose.Chemistry.

Whoa! Ted! Is that really you on the cover of New York magazine? Now, you say "yes""

Please stop.

Schmosby.What's this about a magazine?

You know what, Clay? It's no big deal.

You know what? It is a big deal.Clay, my friend Ted is designing a skyscraper, Clay.What have you been up to, Clay?

Well, I'm still working at the rental car company

Bravo, bravo, Clay.Any major publications want to write an article on your sweet rental car gig?

No, no articles.My life's pretty dull.I guess the only news is this little gal.

dull ‚ł‚Ś‚Č‚˘

Oh, my God, wook at the wittle baby.She is so cute.All I want to do is put her little feet in my mouth.You've created something truly beautiful.

She is my everything.

I mean, it's kind of a big deal the building, you know?

Hey, little one.

So, this little angel's already sleeping through the night?

I've had some sleepless nights designing this building.Aw Nothing symbolic about that.

Let it go.There is no chemistry left between me and Barney.We're done.

Oh really? Prove it.Go tell him.

Why would I go tell him that?

Because deep down, even if he isn't aware of it himself, Barney wants to be with you.And if it's not gonna happen, he deserves to know.

Fine.

Barney, just so everything is crystal clear

I know what you're gonna say.Let's show Cleveland how it's done.

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