Marshall, I'm worried.I don't wanna get divorced.
Oh, baby.Honey, that's Don.That's not us.Our new sleeping arrangement is only gonna bring us closer together.Now get out of my bed.
Can we at least push them together?
Oh, you meant the beds.No, I don't wanna do that.
Baby, I love you more than life itself.But you're a million degrees.Honestly, I'm surprised your hourly pee breaks aren't just steam.
Well, you're no picnic in bed, either.Oh, except for the food and the ants.But, well, I still wanna be next to you.
Why? So you can kick me and slap me all night? I swear to God, the second you fall asleep, it's like you grow extra limbs.It's like spooning with a Hindu deity, Ganesh!
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Wanna push them together?
You still talking about the beds?
Get over here.
Ted Scherbatsky! I'll take her name.I don't care.
Okay.Wait.How about this? How about this? We share her.I'll take her until she's 40, and then you can have her after that.
Okay, who are we kidding? She's with Don now.We just have to accept that, and move on.
You're right.I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and then I'll skedaddle.
Hey, Robin, it's Barn Door.Guess what? I'm open.
Hey, Barn Door, hang on.I'm getting another call.Hello?
Hey, Robin, it's Teddy Bear.Need a little honey?
No.Ted, hang on.
Hey, Barney, I'm gonna have to call you back.Ted's on the other line, and I think he's in trouble.
Ted's calling you? He's in trouble, all right!
Ted, what's up?
You have pretty hair.That's what's up.And down your back.
Wow.We almost let that get out of control.
Agreed.I'm gonna get out of here before we do something we regret.
Robin! Robin, I love you!
You son of a bitch!
Robin, I brought you the blue French horn!
I brought you the blue French horn! Robin, Ted's just holding it for me.Sorry, buddy, all's fair.
Oh, God.Guys, what are you doing?
Robin, I wanna win you back!
Hey, guys.Why don't you come upstairs?
All right, Don! Let's settle this.You, me and Ted!
Yeah! A three-way.
Look, guys, Robin and I have to go do our show, so why don't you have a seat on the couch, watch some television, and we'll talk about this when we get back, okay?
Wow, you give up easy.Game, set, match.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Where's Where's this TV you've been bragging about?
It's right here.
Good night, boys.
Night, night, Papa.
That was nice.
Well, she gots to go.
Oh, I'm sorry.That was a blast.And you're great.But I have to be up early, so
Well, you're just kicking me out?
You knew what this was.Lily, Lily, wait.Don't forget your sweatshirt.Nice try.
Teddy Bear! Barn Door!
Rise and shine, jackasses! So, do you guys remember anything from last night?
Yeah.Boy, was Ted drunk.Embarrassing.
I'm really sorry.We both are.We were drunk and stupid.But we're gonna do anything we can to make sure that Don feels a part of the group.
Don's not gonna be a part of the group.And neither am I.At least for a while.Guys, this thing with Don is real.And I wanna see where it goes.And I'll never be able to do that if I keep hanging out with my ex-boyfriends all the time.It just won't work.I'm moving in with Don.
So, what's going on with Robin?
You were right.She was just mad.It's been four days, she hasn't said another word about moving out.But listen, we can never pull crap like that ever again.
Agreed.In fact, I even wrote myself another letter.Dear Future Barney, you think you want Robin back again, but you really don't.Let her go.Sincerely, Past Barney.
Let me see that.Hey, hey, give it to me.All right, all right, P.S.That top part was just for Ted.Did he buy it? Good.Now get back together with Robin.But don't mention your plan to Ted, 'cause he'll just screw it up again.And then there's more drawings of boobs.
Okay, okay.In my defense, how great are boobs?
They're pretty great.They're pretty great.