セラピー
海外ドラマで英語リスニング学習中
I can't believe I'm talking to a therapist.Well, usually, I'm not the touchy-feely, talk-about-your-emotions type, but with this, I just had to be a big enough person to admit that I need help.Huh.I guess this is what growing up feels like.
touchy-feely なれなれしく触れた
This is court-mandated therapy.You assaulted a woman.
court-mandated 裁判所の指示による
Oh That silly thing.I guess we can talk about that.It all began a few months ago.There's this guy, Barney.We used to date.I set him up with this girl I work with, Nora.Barney was working hard to prove he was real boyfriend material.So, all week, I had to sit there watching him send flowers chocolates balloons.Then one day
Hey I heard Barney didn't send anything today.Patrice said maybe he met somebody else.She's such a bitch, right?
When a man loves a woman Can't keep his mind on nothin' else
He's so dreamy.
Nobody asked you, Patrice!
I'm sorry.You must already think that I'm a horrible person.
Robin, many of my patients are disturbed felons.Last week, one of them mailed me a bag of his feces.On the plus side, he remembered my birthday.You're doing fine.
feces クソ
Well, finally, I-I just couldn't take it anymore.I snapped.
snapped 逮捕された
When a man, when a man, when this man Loves a woman!
Aw!
And that's when the assault occurred?
Not exactly.
So, you're drunk under a desk, binge-eating stolen chocolates.
binge ドカ食い
Boy, I am not coming across great here, am I?
This is not about how you're coming across.But no.
Okay, well, for this story to make sense, I have to tell you about my friends Marshall and Lily.
The wine looks good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, pregnant women can't drink alcohol.
No, my doctor says it's okay to have a sip of wine every now and then.
Really?
Dr.Sonya's great.Whenever you ask her if you can have something, she's, like
Just a little bit.
Wait, Dr.Sonya doesn't let you have sushi, does she?
Just a little bit.
You're allowed to have Cheetos?
Cheetos Ah, just a little bit.
You mind if I double-check some of this stuff just in case? I mean, it's the least I could do as part of Team Baby.
"Team Baby"? Whoa.What's next, like, cheesy matching T-shirts?
No.
Robin, I've had serial killers lead me to shallow graves faster than you're telling this story.
Okay! Look, it was getting impossible for me to be around Nora, so when an opportunity to get rid of her presented itself
It's Sandy time! Huddle up, gang.Somebody stole a very expensive bottle of wine from my office the G8 Summit in France.
Nora will do it! I mean, I know I have seniority, but
seniority 年長
I was gonna ask Nora anyway.
Thanks for the support, Robin.This is huge for me.
Are, are you sure about this, Sandy? I do have seniority.
Oh, I'm sure.Nora's amazing.I want to have sex with her.
To deal with that rejection from Barney, not to mention your boss must've really hurt.Why don't we dig into those emotions?
So Marshall and Lily were at Dr.Sonya's office
It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.
profoundly 心から
Come in.
Ted, what are you doing here?!
I checked up on all the stuff this "doctor" says is okay, and she's wrong.So, for the health of this baby, I'm stepping in.
Sounds like this Ted guy could benefit from some therapy.
benefit ためになる therapy 治療
Oh, he definitely could.
This is unacceptable.I'm sorry, we're gonna have to find a new doctor.Guys, for the health of our baby,
unacceptable 受け入れられない therapy 治療
Our?
we have to get serious about what Lily is putting in her body.Speaking of which, when we deliver, we won't be using any drugs.
Get out!
Why are you kicking me out?!
Because you're always intruding on our intimate moments! This is like college all over again!
intrude 押し入る
Man, you guys sure are messy! There's clothes everywhere.There's even a sock on the door!
A sock on the door is a universal code for "We need some space." We needed it back then, and we need it now.
Come on! We're a trio! We've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred.
right up there with and と同じくトップクラスだ
Out!
Romeo and Juliet and the Apothecary.
Now!
Salt and Pepper and Cumin!
What's that little guy up there do?
Oh, you poor girl.
Robin!
It all ties together, I swear.So, Nora was about to leave for France.
You know, not too long ago, I would have been worried that if I left you alone, you'd be up to no good with some blond bimbo.
Oh, I've changed.
I know, which is why when I get back, it's gonna be the start of a new chapter for us.A chapter of me and you and hopefully not that tie.
You got me! Have a nice trip!
Dr.Stinson? I saw your ad, and I'm here for my free breast-reduction consultation.What do you think? Are they too big?
reduction 減少 consultation 相談
I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes! I thought you were serious about Nora!
No, I've been good, I swear! I just forgot about my BDSes.
BDSes?
Bimbo Delivery Systems.You see, over the years, I've launched a variety of elaborate systems that are always working to get me laid.Like my pop-up ads.
Oh, hi.I'm Dr.Barney Stinson.Are your really large breasts making everyday tasks difficult?
Oh! There's just got to be a better way!
There is! I, Dr.Barney Stinson, for a limited time only, can give you a free breast-reduction consultation.Call me.If your knockers are just too damn big, I can handle them it.
Women actually fell for that?
Yeah.That business really took off.It played in all kinds of markets.