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Sorry this is taking so long.He kicked for everybody else.
It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night.
Whoa! It was small, but I think I felt something.
Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.
Stop laughing at it, Lily.
Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night!
Can we please talk about something other than my wedding night?
Absolutely.Let's talk about last night.It was a night like any other.I was just about to get laid
Hey, Barney, I need your help.This hottie I'm talking to is meeting her friend at a club, so I need a wingman.
Well, just so you know, I'd be giving up a sure thing here.
Hey!
Are you not a sure thing?
Yeah, I am.
This friend of yours better be even hotter and dumber than this one.
Wow! You have Enormous Penis Syndrome? I've never heard of that.
Yeah.That's the problem with E.P.S. Lack of awareness.That's why I'm organizing a 10K fun-run.Of course, many of us will need wheelbarrows.
wheelbarrow 手押し車
You are so brave.
And you are so understanding.Most people just stare at me like I'm some kind of freak in reinforced underwear.
reinforced 強化
Poor, baby.I can't imagine what you're going through because I never wear underwear.
Jackpot!
You want to get out of here?
Oh, I don't know.This is all moving kind of fast.Okay.
Oh, but before we go, I should mention my condition.It's called: I'm Not a Gullible Dumbass Disorder.
As the former Surgeon General, I've gotta say I don't think that's a real thing.
Okay, just stop.You have no chance with me.We're just here as backups for our friends.
Hey, how did you two meet, anyway?
No, we're not doing that first date dance where you pretend everything I say is fascinating, thinking it'll somehow get you into my pants.
What? Guys don't do that!
Goat cheese? Fascinating! What else are you allergic to, huh?
You owe me three hours for last night, Mosby.I'm thinking, laser tag tournament in Newark this weekend.Ted can pass for under 18, right? It's a father-son thing.
Marshall, we should get going.Any later, and we'll be riding the Drunk Train.
Oh.The Drunk Train?
It's the last train of the night back to Long Island.It's a mess.
Just a bunch of drunk, sloppy idiots, fresh off a night of partying in the city, just desperate to hook up with anything that moves.
Yeah.
Bye.
See you.
New plan, Ted.
So this father-son thing.You know, a backwards baseball cap really youngs me down.
All aboard!
All aboard 乗って
For Valentine's weekend, Lily and Marshall invited Kevin and Robin on a couple's getaway to Vermont.
Mmm.
Mm.
Sixteen years together and still so in love.What's your secret?
The key to relationships is understanding the difference between hearing and listening.It's about respecting your partner's
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Hey, shh, shh, shh.Kind of on a roll here.Relationships are a give and take, and that's why it's important to never keep score.
Yeah, like how Barney's holding these three hours over Ted's head.If they were a couple, they'd never work.
Obviously.Ted's a Taurus, and Barney is such a Scorpio.
Good advice.Don't keep score.
They're not even close to finished.
How do we not keep score, you ask?
Huh.Hm.Sounds like somebody want to hear some examples, sweetie.
Mm-hmm.I'm just gonna close my eyes until it's all over.
Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.
Solid.
Here's one.Every time Marshall's mom comes to visit us, we have to put out all the tacky Minnesota gifts she's bought us over the years.
put out 困らせる
Hi, Mom!
Hi, Mrs.Eriksen!
Marshall.Uh-huh.I don't see the gopher-hair tea cozy I made you.Guess it wasn't good enough for Lily.
But I'd never hold that over Marshall, because if I did, he'd owe me big-time.
Just like I would never hold it over you for dragging me to that experimental theater piece.
Is it is it just screaming?
But we don't keep score.
Gotcha, loud and clear.Don't keep score.
Because if we did, then Marshall would owe me for killing my cousin's dog.
How did I know that he would eat my wallet?
Why was your wallet filled with chocolate?!
So we're back to this argument!
That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called The Drunk Train.
Hey!
Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid.It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express.The Long Island Tail Road!
Oh, I got one.Thomas the Spank Engine!
Ted, that is a children's book.
Okay, as fun as this place is, it's late.So, what's our play? And don't say, The Siamese Twins We're not stretching out another one of my jackets.
No, dude, this is the Drunk Train.We don't need a play! All we have to do is sit back, play it cool, scope out the hotties, and by the end of the line, we will totally be sleeping with someone.
You know, you are so great.You sat there listening to Marshall and Lily bicker all night, and you didn't complain once.
bicker つまらない口論
Well, I am a therapist, so I do plan on billing them.I also have a couple powerful medications that might help.
Lily can't take anything; she's pregnant.
I meant for us.If we're getting through five more meals and a sleigh ride with those guys, we need to be spaced out of our gourds.
gourds 頭
Well, if we are keeping score, I owe you one weekend, mister.
I was thinking a little longer than that.
What do you mean?
Robin, will you marry me? Look, I know this is fast.I'm just excited to start a life with you.If that's what you want.
Wow.Um I'm-I'm not saying no.I'm-I'm not saying anything.I just, um I-I need some time to think.
I totally understand.Um, take as much time as you need.I'll just, uh I'll just keep this here until you're ready.
Any chance we could put that bad boy away for now?
It's really just staring at us, isn't it?