Hey, guys, how's it going?
I'm just gonna finish this.
We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiance.They're getting married before us.
Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day ever since you were a little girl?
My sister is stealing my dream wedding.Down to every last detail on Shelter Island, at Sunset.
Just down the beach from my family's old summer house.It's my dream wedding.
I'm gonna finish this.
The lamb here is supposed to be great.
I'm a vegan.I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder, but I guess I'm just not as strong as you are.
tune out 〜を無視する
That's 'cause you need protein.I'll have the lamb.
Okay, new goal. I want our wedding to kick her wedding's ass.I want our wedding to take her wedding's head and shove it in the toilet and flush it, like, 20 times.
Ted, in high school, you were her wedding, weren't you?
You know, she's always trying to one-up me.I mean, I love her, but there's a little part of me that kinda wishes this whole thing would just fall apart.
I hate him.I hate him.I hate him! God, this steak is so good! Four days to go and he just runs off with the vitamin consultant from Whole Foods? I gave up makeup for him.I gave up showering for him.I gave up shaving my armpits for him.
shave one's armpits 脇毛を剃る
Hard to imagine where it all went wrong.
And now it's so close to the wedding.There's like bacon or something in this dipping sauce.I love it.I can't get any refunds.I'm gonna be out thousands of dollars.
Kids, when you're in a relationship, you develop a kind of telepathy with your partner.
What do you think?We could help her out.
No, Stella, we should help her out.Let's pay for dinner.
Nora.Don't worry.We got this.
That's right.We'll take over your wedding, pay you back for everything you spent.Ted and I will get married this Sunday.
We're getting married this Sunday? Are we sure we're ready for this?
Ted, I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide he was "ready" for this, but he never got ready for this.That's why we never got married.Come on, let's just be spontaneous.I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.
Okay, I'm in.And I'm also spontaneous.I wish I hadn't done that.
Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories, but this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now. Don't ever, ever, invite an ex to your wedding.If someone had given me that advice, well, it would have changed everything.
Come on, you've got to come, it's my wedding.
I can't.I'm in Tokyo.It's my first week on the job.I can't just take off.Plus, I'm finally doing serious news.
Robin was doing serious news.It was the number one English news network in Japan.Of course, the news was a little different over there.
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The Federal Reserve Board voted to leave interest rates unchanged.
It's my wedding.You have to be there.
Okay.I'll be there.I gotta go.
Good evening.And I'm Robin Scherbatsky.Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East.Despite a promising start in the latest negotiations, talks foundered on security issues.
stalled 膠着状態の Despite 〜にもかかわらず
All right, Ted, your bachelor party, tonight.I have got three of the most physically and morally flexible exotic dancers you've ever seen.
Can't, there's no time.
Okay, I'll let you know how it goes.
Marshall, we should really rent the cars for tomorrow?
No "Don't get married, Ted"? No "You're making a big mistake, Ted"? Barney Stinson are you no longer committed to the war on marriage?
No, I just know a hopeless cause when I see it.It's the same reason I don't recycle.Plus, Ted getting married is in my best interest.You see.
Lately I've been working on a problem of the utmost importance.I confess I was stumped.Until one night I decided to tackle it once and for all.
So you're back on Robin.
Hopefully.I mean, this weekend is the best chance ever to hook up with her again.
You'll never pull it off.There's too many distractions.The first drunk bridesmaid you see, you'll have your head under her dress like an old-time photographer.
Lily, don't cheapen this. I don't want to sound all mushy-gushy and romantic, but this weekend, Robin is the only woman I'm banging.
cheapen 品位を落とす mushy 愛情を込め過ぎた gushy センチメンタルな
And so, the day before our wedding, Stella and I made the trip up to Shelter Island.With everyone else not far behind.
This isn't exactly where I pictured Ted getting married.
The Namaste Yoga and Meditation Collective.
I don't know about you guys, but Nama-stay here any longer than I have to.
Sweetie, go check in with that dirty hippie over there and we'll get some drinks.
So, what scotches you got?
Here at the center, we have a very strict no-alcohol policy.
Great, and all the meals are included, right?
And they're all 100% vegan.
I need alcohol.I'm not gonna get Robin with this stuff.Look at this.Berry Blaster Brain Revitalizer.My God, some of these drinks could actually make a girl smarter.What sort of hell has Ted brought us to?
There's no meat.
There's no alcohol.
It gets worse: I'm 90% sure that guy you were talking with used to be lead singer of the Spin Doctors.
Hey, guys, Stella and I have a little problem.