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Look at this, your wedding weekend.
I know. This close to finally having sex again. It's been forever.
Oh, you and Robin been abstaining?
abstain 絶つ
Talking about you, Ted. Now here'every hookup at a weekend wedding is decided at Friday night drinks. Get stuck with the wrong girl tonight, the only action you'll be getting all weekend is a self-five, and I don't mean the cool kind. Self-five! That's the cool kind.
Get stuck with 引っかかる
Well, that's a big decision.
The biggest. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Remember? They entered a chamber.
Really? I'm the one working with the Nazis?
Ted, just... just... okay?
Yeah.
They had to choose which cup was this special cup. I forget what it was called, but it's like the Holy Grail of cups.
It was the Holy Grail.
Of cups, exactly. So the Nazi confederate chose, and...
confederate 連合する
Please don't make me do that...
Ted, Ted, the confederate Nazi chose, and...?
- I... Okay, okay. Oh. And so now I'm gonna explode.
He chose... poorly.
Then Indy picked a cup, and...
You chose... wisely.
So choose wisely, Ted.
To help you decide, I spent all day yesterday picking your top three prospects.
And I helped. It was either that or writing our vows. Uch! Gag.
Sophia was Robin's college roommate, and she's apparently a bit of a screamer in the sack.
in the sack セックス中に
Yeah, during sex, she sounds exactly like a car alarm from the '90s. You know, whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo, ooh-uh, ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah. Dudes love it.
Cassie is the daughter of my mom's best friend. 12 years ago, her gymnast career was tragically cut short when her boobs got too big. Grace is a new coworker. She's had six different positions at the firm, and that was just at the Christmas party.
gymnast 体操選手 tragically 悲劇的に
Ooh.
So, Grace doesn't arrive till later, Mm-hmm. I recommend Sophia.I strongly feel that you should strongly feel her.
I guess it's decided, then.
Ted, right?
Yeah.
I'm Cassie. Oh... something tells me that we are gonna have a lot of fun this weekend.
Cassie. I pick Cassie.
You chose... poorly.
Hey, there's our minister.
Oh, what a sweet-looking old... Ah! He looks scary.
Looks can be deceiving, Lily. But not in this case. He's a mean old tool.
deceive 欺く
Oh, he can't be that bad. I'll get him to come around. Just...
Hi, Reverend, I'm Lily Aldrin, the maid of honor.
Not too much honor. You're dressed like a whore.
So what's going on? Why aren't you telling your wife you got an offer to be a judge?
Lily had her heart set on us moving to Rome, so I have to tell her in person. That way, I know that I can convince her that we need to stay. In the courtroom, they call me The Convincer.
They really call you that?
I convinced them to call me that.
But you have to prepare for your court cases. Did you prepare for talking to Lily?
I don't need to prepare, okay? I can craft a nice... thingy. Oh, wow I'm totally... the twisty metal thingy?
craft つくる thingy 何とかというあれ
You're screwed.
I'm screwed!
I'm sorry, Ted, I don't know. I'm just so tired of this rutine. We flirt, we have a few drinks, and then we end the night with meaningless sex.
Oh... yeah. Me, too.
Do you want to start the night with meaningless sex and then flirt later?
You are a visionary. Come on.
visionary 夢想家
Oh! Oh! It's work. Should I get it or ignore it? Or get it? Oh, or ignore it? Um... Forget it?
You know? Go ahead, get it.
Okay. Hello?
You chose... poorly.
I'm fired? But teaching there was my dream job! And you guys are my only friends. You all hate me? Can I at least say good-bye to all my kids? My kids all hate me?!
Oh! Oh. It's okay. So, what were we about to do? I think it was meaningless something? Meaningless socks? No. No, it wasn't meaningless socks.
Hey, hi, hi, hi. Um, so, a little problem. I was trying really hard not to offend your minister...
So how did you and your husband meet?
Oh, it was our first week of college. I needed help hooking up my stereo, so I walked down the hall, and I just knew I should knock on this one door. Marshall opened it. It was destiny.
Hi.
Hi.
We've been together ever since.
Excuse me!
What did I do wrong? What did you do wrong?
We really wanted him to marry us. His church has cute coming out the wazoo, but when we met with him...
out the wazoo 大量に
No pets in my church. No casual attire in my church. No gum. No sports logos...
attire 衣装
Reverend? More like Never-end. Prayer-five.
Reverend 牧師
No shouting. No cell phones. I'll warn you that I turn down most wedding requests. Particularly from boozy, promiscuous Manhattanites who only want me to marry them because my church has cute coming out the wazoo. That is the total opposite of us.
turn down 却下する promiscuous 乱れた
People are like that?
That is total opposite of us.
Well, then, how did you two meet?
Oh, um, um... Um... Uh, we've been... dating since college.
We met the very first week. I needed help hooking up my stereo, so I walked down the hall, and I just knew that I should knock on this one door.
I opened the door. And it was destiny.
Hi.
Hi.
We've been together ever since!
You stole our story of how we met?!
We had to! Your story is so sweet! You didn't even kiss till the third date. By our third date, I'd hit more bases than Bob Hope on a USO tour.
Topical.
Now Reverend Lowell knows that we lied to him. What if he cancels our wedding?
What? That's ridiculous.
Barney, Robin, I need to speak with you in private immediately.