I hate Barney Stinson!
Lily finally got to GNB, but the place was deserted.
Hey, baby.I thought you came here to quit your job.I forgot about the hoop.
Yeah.I thought if I could just do one thing in that letter, I wouldn't feel like such an old sellout, so I came out here to dunk.
Did it make you feel better?
I barely grazed the bottom of the net, and now my legs hurt so bad, I can't even fall down.
How could you?
Ted, I challenged myself to get laid wearing overalls.And if you stand in my way, then you're letting Barney win.And you don't want that.That smug son of a bitch will never let us hear the end of it.Oh, thank God.
stand in someone's way の邪魔をする
Where do you think you're going?
To tell that girl I love her.
Get in line, bub.
Yeah.I'm going to have sex with her, then he's going to tell her he's in love with her, and then you can do whatever you want.Do we agree on the order?
Mister! You just missed out on the night of your life.The night of your life.
I've been in love with her for five years.
I've been in love with her for 12 years.
I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half.
Hey, maybe you can't dunk anymore, but you've achieved more in your 30 years than that 15-year-old dweeb could ever dream of.You put yourself through Columbia Law School.You had the sense to chop off that stupid rat tail.And you married a smoking-hot chick who looks nothing like your mother.I think that earns you an entire foot closer to dunking.There you go, Vanilla Thunder.
dweeb 真面目な学生 have the sense to 〜するほど気がきく
Oh, baby.How about instead of dunking, we go up to your office, and you lie very still while I go bananas all over you?
go bananas 頭がおかしくなる
Could we maybe instead just do it right here?
She loves me!
But I chose her!
Guys! Guys! Guys, we have to figure this out.
We are dealing with a very small window of opportunity here.
window of opportunity 絶好のチャンス
Guys, let me assure you, if you let me in there, that window's gonna open up again in, like, 10 minutes.
Wait, where's Maggie?
I sent her home.You guys were like vultures fighting over her.Let her be single for once.
Robin, how could you?
No, she's right.Maggie deserves some time to herself.Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup, but that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.She deserves that.
And kids, I meant that.Which is why I'm not proud of what happened next.
It's around the corner.Hey.Maggie, sorry.Class ran a little Who's this?
This is Adam.And it's so crazy.We grew up next door to each other.God, we haven't seen each other since
A long time.
And then Maggie Wilks told us the second-greatest love story I've ever heard.
I just moved to town and I had to look her up.
I guess we've got a lot of catching up to do.
catching up 追いつくこと
Yeah.Yeah, of course.
So, kids, I missed out on the ultimate girl next door to the guy next door.
Well, see you next time.
There was no next time.
Maggie's window never opened again.
Hey! Hey, I got it! That country bar, Giddy-ups! The overalls have gotta work there.Wingman me?
I don't want Giddy-ups.I want that.I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing, but I think I'm ready again.
Yeah.Let me tell you where I'm at.I wanna have sex with a girl so I can take off these overalls.Come on.Come on! Ted, you gotta help me! I gotta get these damn things off!
Hey there.I just love your overalls.
Dear 60-year-old Marshall.By now you should be working somewhere that's making the world a better place.Or at least trying to.No pressure, dude.I mean, sir.Also, if time travel is possible, maybe you could give me a little sign on Tuesday, December 8th, at 8:29 p.m.
So, someone sent back these chicken wings, because they were too hot.And I'm like, Too hot? Are you crazy? So, free wings.
Old man Marshall, as long as you're still married to Lily, you're doing just fine.
Sir, this is on us.Sorry the wings were so hot.
Oh, no, dear.It wasn't that they were too hot.It's just that I had wings earlier.Much earlier.